Hi Sup Forums

hi Sup Forums

I'm bored so here you go.

You should probably invest in a razor.

Like, not all bushes are bad, but you have a hairy ass and that's just gross.
Also, you know the rules, timestamp or it's no good.

This is me on the toilet letting out an enema.

I'm sorry- I was limited to my cellphone. I will shave as you suggested but it's hard for me to get a good shave. :(

This is me licking a cock. It says "received" on the file because it was taken by the dude and then sent to me.

Spread your pussy please. I want to see all your pink.

And, hi :)

Tits?

hi bored, im user

Mkay more. Is there a video? I'd love to see you get a facial.

He did make a video but didn't send it yet. I think it came out too dark or something?

ich will dich fisten

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GET THAT SHIT

I want to cover you in cum op, keep posting

stop responding without a timestamp you retards

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Fuck that...Grow it out more

T I M E S T A M P

It's not that difficult, people.
Until OP has delivered timestamp, stop giving their greasy ass attention.

You look different from sucking cock pic to you tits pic. Timestamp!

Looks like that icing the give you when you order a cinnabon

I'm sorry, I don't know how to get timestamps with a cellphone. I also would take more pics of my pussy but the button to take pics is on the front of my phone.... This is the best I can do. I'm just bored because I have fibromyalgia and am having one of those days where I am stuck in bed. That's why I am dumping all images I can find from fun I've had with guys. I am sorry if the lack of timestamp ruins your ability to enjoy the pics. Anyways I am going to go through my old convos and try to find more

Idiot! Just take a piece of paper with tits out or pussy, and write the date, time, and "Sup Forums".

>get marker
>draw date on tits
>take picture

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I can do a mirror pic with the tits. Hold on.

give me your contact, you look like you would like my dick and hand

You should really get a better haircut, seriously. Disgusting as hell. Also, lose some weight, I'm not particularly buying that you often "have fun" with guys.

you need the gym. stop what ur doing and go run some laps

I think what she is saying is that she isn't showing any new pics anyways. She is just dumping old nudes already on her phone. Assuming she is legit, you can see an age difference in pics.

>like my dick and hand

why not foot?

Samefag OP, fuck off.

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Whats the widest object you have put in your butt?

cuddly belly and playable tits

It's an awkward length right now. I'm growing it out into a bob. You should have seen how terrible it used to be.

Also, believe it or not, I am an escort. Hard to believe what with me being fat and all but we exist.

thanks
you may continue

btfo courtney

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Sharpie in p...

Tit...

Times...

Erm.... moar?

At least you can admit you're fat.
You earn my slight respect, OP.

post face w/ timestamp

I let a guy cum in my ass once and his load was so big, I had to sit around in one of my adult diapers later. I can take a pic of all my dildos if you want

you are disgusting af
you do know that right?

When's H/H/17 then? I'll be looking forward to it

Id hit it.
Really cute boddy. Wanna kik?

Ehh, this is Sup Forums. Not all the girls here are going to be perfect looking.

Clearly not, OP. Dumbass.

nigga lets see you

Swaaaaaamp asssss

I've seen worse

Those are supposed to be 4's :(

When's the baby due?

What do you charge for your services?

I don't have a kik yet. Should I make one?

yes please, lets see your collection

I only charge $100/hour honestly.

I know my body is not perfect but I'm comfortable with it. As soon as I get the chronic pain and dizziness sorted, I am going to start doing more yoga and other forms of exercise. I already went vegan to reduce caloric intake.

I am 200 pounds. My goal is to get back down to 140. I plan to get a tattoo for every 20 I lose.

even if i would be better looking (which i am)
it wouldnt change the fact that OP is disgusting as hell

live
with
it

fucking sand jew

face w/ timestamp, you posted ur face before

Yes plz. heres what you can get.
Lets have a chitchat and flirt.

I just dug up my old fetlife if anyone wants to see how skinny I was in 2014 when I was a disgusting heroin junkie

I didn't do my hair or makeup today. :(

OP is posting pictures
you are not
does not change the fact that you're probably a hideous wizard

kik me

Aww, why'd you quit?
Btw drugs are an amazing way to lose weight, I love it.

100 an hour!? Wtf I wouldnt pay 10 bucks to fuck your whale ass. Man people are desperate as fuck these days.

no shitz retarded if u really wanna be a sub u would ask me for my skype with a timestamp from there i your master will further instruct you

This is me a few years ago all strung out. Damn, I wanna be this skinny again. I was only maybe 130 pounds

Good that you have a plan. I wish you well and believe you can do it. Keep your head up and ignore the haters.

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show asshole

that's a hell of a lot better
loose some weight

Oh the haters are giving me motivation to stop sitting on my ass and eating M&M's all day. lmao.....thank you. I have a bunch of appointments next month and they should figure it out.

> bellyflap
> this skinny

well i guess everything is relative

>Not a guy

Damn

Hey femanon,, my name is Brandon and today is my birthday and I'm alone and bored. Can you make me happy?

"skinny" clearly you're not a very active person... stop making excuses and get off your ass

What kind of plug is that?

post moar hairy ass, ignore all these fucktards and take morepics

Show butthole.

This is me maybe 6 months after I got clean. For a fatty, I sure do get around.

>why not foot?

>op post pics
>random b/tard doesent
>op is better looking

how is middle school going for you kid?

>>why not foot?

I don't know but I will take a photo of it and my other toys if you're curious.

>>>why not foot?

>>>>why not foot?

You look like something out of an 18th century french painting there. I like it!

Sure. Hold on.

i'd hit it for days, all sizes.

do you like it up the ass?

>>>>>why not foot?

Yeah that'd be a good start. Don't forget pointing out which one was inside you in that pic.

Yes, how is middle school going for you?
In real life, not posting pictures doesn't actually mean anything.

This is what people fuck who have one foot out of the closet but haven't committed fully to faggotry yet.

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drop the fetlife hun

I'm jacking off to this

Yeah I do.

cute feet but you misunderstood

the other guy said "why not foot" in reference to something else some other guy said

i was merely memeing at him