Beer can vs. my cock

Beer can vs. my cock

How do you like them apples, b?

That's a 330ml can

Oh fuck me that's hilarious and pathetic

It says '12 FL OZ' on the can, so no

you just got cooked faggot

Small size can for a small size cock

hnng soo thick

pls moar?

God, circumcised dicks are disgusting

got nothing on me, and im a tgirl

HNNGGG, kik?

Lemme smash?

>got nothing on me, and im a tgirl
>I'm a tgirl
>a tgirl
>tgirl
I think you mean man.

dont have

Uh, it's uncut. What are you talking about?

post morethen plz

Kek

12 fl oz is the standard beer can size in North America.

Then your hand has elephantitus

M O A R

is that a cock to impress a boy or a girl?! if 2nd why t"girl" and just not be a boy instead negro faggot

what more like this?

Fucking pathetic

Captain Beany destroyer of faggotry!

Got discord or telegram?

omg yes

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Well beaned captain beany

Save me beany!

Post Sup Forumsoipussi plz

Beaned Aha XD XD XD

I wondered when you would show up captain! Purge the faggotry

Well beaned captain beany

Well beaned, captain beany

passable face or fegget??????

Beaners get the fug back to my bulge thread keep that shit bumped

Halt Faggots, this is a bean controlled zone!

go for both boys and girls, and its really simple, im a tgirl because testosterone makes me really depressed, had major depression for over 10 years and two weeks after starting hormones it was almost gone. plus tits are awesome.

missing part of your dick, amerijew

Fuck you this is Beantown now!

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What is that wrinkly flap ring circle of flab around your penis? It's like you have two penises, with a smaller one growing out of the bigger one. Are women disgusted by this? It's looks fucking hideous. Seriously.

here

Ever wonder what it will be like to be a tgirl when you're old?

it's sad that transitions of nowadays are just made cuz "it's 4 fun"... ridicilous

You've had your fair share of beans!

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you are a god

thank you

poor George Washington

Why does it look like your asshole has been burned shut?

not really,will probable just end up with another tgirl later on, which is more then fine by me.

Why is no one commenting on the other dick in the picture?

This guy is at some public bathroom in a park doing faggot shit. Die faggot.

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this is b

traps > all

Repent faggots!

Another dick thread...Just great....OP you know you're a fucking homo who should just slit your throat.

/B is dead, long live /B

Die Faggot.

Help Captain Beany to destroy this faggotry!

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Captain beany is the hero Sup Forums needs, but not the hero Sup Forums deserves

>missing part of your dick, amerijew

Umm, I am Swede travelling in San Francisco on business. I am not American, not jew, and not circumsized. Maybe go ask Captain Obvious what that extra skin is around my dick and how it means I am uncut.

OMFG, are you really this dumb??? Then you try to put down Americans? LOL.

>circumsized dicks are disgusting
wut?
blind much?
think you just proved which dicks are disgusting and proved how dumb the extra skin flappy flap makes you

i dont like it at all, leave now

I'm OP (and I am uncut)... But why are you trying to claim that my dick is yours?

>got nothing on me, and im a tgirl
Dumb fag (kinda redundant):
1. Actually, he is sitting up, legs forward and pushing the can out, yet his dick is a good 5 cm out past the end of the can, whereas your hidey-helmet embarrassment flap is the only (pathetic) thing extending beyond the end of the can you have lying pressed into your skin for the appearance of extra length and with legs down (very faggy, btw).
2. I do agree you are a complete faggot though with the nail polish. Btw, your dick is absolutely disgusting. No wonder you can't get a girl. They probably laugh at that.

It's kinda fucked up if your dick doesn't push against her pussy walls. Chicks need to cum hard too.

gitout jewz

also, tdude with gross dick, btfo