Have you heard about the chupa cu?

Have you heard about the chupa cu?
It's a beast which has scared the population in brazil.

THE GOVERNMENT IS HIDING IT

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is it the same shit as chupaccabra?
shit made a sensation back in the 90s

It's worse than chupacabra.
It kills people.

>chupa cú
sounds like a pick up line

well, we only known chupacabra.
in fact, its article was the first text i can read in my whole life.

how does it kills people by sucking their assholes?

God damnit brazil get your own myths
Neat, that 90's paranormal wave was my drill when i was a kid. Too bad is nonexistent now.

Dude, that's not chupacabra.

>chupacu

>not chupicolé

have you cunts heard of the bunyip?
/mythos/ thread lada

Its a hye knock off what is worst

>not czupakabra

>chupacu

Do you know?
Those gringos don't know how bad that situation is.

Buny who?

Please...

>tfw this motherfucker told people it existed and people believed it

Pika chu?

Supposedly in Nicaragua was found this skeleton belonging to the

This is just a fucking chupacabra which in turn is just a fucking coyote with a bad case of mange.

>gringos will never know the terror of the Goianinha's Ass Sucker

We must stop it before it's too late /br/os.

>Chupa cu
lel

>gringos don't know what is like o have to sleep with a shotgun on your bed because demonic beasts migth attack on your sleep

just got it thank you for bridging the gap between the true whites and your less white neighbors.

argentina is our greatest ally

...

what?

Footage of the chupa cu

youtube.com/watch?v=j0o3R_EMrac

Why is it so lowres? I would rather believe this. At least there has been eye witnesses and recordings.

>thank you
You are welcome

ps: invest in eastern argentina

You guys have to understand that chupa cu's not a demon, he's an alien.

There are footage, but if I show it here, I going to die.

It's very common in São Paulo.
When the man goes to work their wifes are attacked by the Chupa Cu.
The people of São Paulo loves when this occurs.

cucked by the Chupa Cu

Also, in Rio de Janeiro or North/South of Brazil, is very easy a chupacu suck your mom and girlfriend.

Very scary.

>South of Brazil

Actually the demon who hunts there is the Chupa Pica and the Queima Rosca.