PIERCE MY NIPPLES, THAT'S JASON BOURNE!!!!

PIERCE MY NIPPLES, THAT'S JASON BOURNE!!!!

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So he says "Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne" in the movie why the fuck was that so offensive they have to change it to "oh my god" in the commercials?

Well slap me around and call me Susie, that's Jason Bourne!

SHIVER ME TIMBERS THATS JASON BOURNE

Saying Jesus Christ is offensive to Christians

JIMMINY JILLICKERS, THAT'S JASON BOURNE!!!!

NO, IT CAN'T BE... JASON BOURNE?!

I DON'T WANNA DO THIS NO MORE, THAT'S JASON BOURNE!

THROW ME IN A PEN AND CALL ME HARAMBE, THAT'S JASON BOURNE

DAMN NIGGA, DATS JASON BOURNE N SHIET

JASON BOURNE- THAT'S JESUS CHRIST

SHIEEEEET NIGGA IS DAT MF CRACKA BE JAYSUM BURN? SMFH TBQH PHAM

AYYYY DATS MY NIGGA JAY!

>So he says "Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne" in the movie
He actually doesn't say anything in the movie

THAT'S JASON BOURNE, THAT'S JASON BOURNE

Shut the fuck up.

DA POWAH OF BORNE COMPELS YOU!

ACHTUALLY

JESUS CHRIST, THAT'S JOHN CENA !!!

Trim your neckbeard faggot.

>Theres a cell phone in the room I can use it to hack the computer

>We can hack the Greek and German CCTV network and run advanced facial recognition and ENHANCE programs on them but we didn't do that all those years when we were actually looking for Bourne

>Its a directors decided there wasn't enough shakycam so they upped it while adding motion blur so you can't see shit for seconds at a time during the climatic fight scene episode

I'm more cool with that because of the increase in surveillance technology since 2007.

Well tear my throat open and run cello strings through me and play me like a musical instrument, that's Jason Bourne!

Jesus Christ

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Well serve me up them fried chicken and slice me some watermelon, that my main man Jay Z Bourne!

Seriously good job

AWWWW HELL NAW, DAT JASON BOURNE RIGHT THERE

BY THE NINE THATS JASON BOURNE

BY THE EIGHT AND ONE!!
THAT'S JASUS BOURNUS!!!!

Should've said DRAGON BOURNE

Nice

wow, great meme guys! Funny stuff.

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SPIN MY NIPPLE NUTS AND SEND ME TO ALASLA

BY AZURA, BY AZURA, BY AZURA, THAT'S JASON BOURNE!

I actually liked the movie.

>CHEESE AND RICE THATS JASON BOURNE

Sore wa Jason Bourne desu!

SNIPS, SNAILS, AND PUPPY DOG TAILS, THAT'S JASON BOURNE!!!

WELL SUCK ME DRY AND CALL ME A RAISIN, THAT'S JASON BOURNE

He says

>....das him

M-MASAKA...

SONO JASON BOURNE DESU KA!

He's not even in the previous movies, why the reaction?

Because the line is funny

BA-BAKANA!

No I mean why is the nigger alarmed at all since he has no connection to Bourne?

underrated

...BOURNE?

>well, spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska, that's Jason Bourne!

what did he mean by this

>ON BD IT'S JASON BOURNE

I know the studio is trying to expand it's demographic to Southside Chicago but this is too much

AY IJUEPUTA ESA ES EL WEON YEISONNN

JESUS CHRIST, I'M JASON BOURNE

He does

youtube.com/watch?v=W0UBfO9kFMI

No, it's me, Steven Seagal. And I'm here *awkward dramatic pause* to snatch your birthday.

Because he's basically a myth in their government secret shit? Do you people pretend to be oblivious or is it natural?

SHIVER ME TIMBERS THATS JASON BOURNE

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Y-you too

That's not actually him, but funny nonetheless

>tfw I started this meme last week

What have I done?

Who /failed meme general/ here?

It was started a month ago by this dude:

hothead redwood nigger mod
doesnt like pierced nipples on his board
his autistic banning spree
lasted years and it's for free
yet he failed to curtail the posters of BANE?

I think /forcedmemegeneral/ sounds more appropriate?

Jesus Christ, that's a shitposter!

>Jesus Christ, that's a shitposter!

This whole board is a shitpost with nothing BLACKED threads and ...Bane? taking over the board

Bane?

DOCTOR PAVEL, THAT'S JASON BOURNE!

would you be able to shop his head
on the nigger's?

Bourne, this is Bane.

That's why you use autotune and I dont

Deja vu

Which head

his (bourne's)^^^

on the nigger's vvvv

meant for:

>fuck my black ass with a tent pole. That's Jason bourne!

Should have kept the original line. Had more character.

got you senpai

Very nice work

Jesus Christ, he's Jason Bourne!

Heads a bit big but good work

here

>Heads a bit big
4U

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When did they recast The Elephant Man?

TICKLE ME ELMO, THAT'S JASON BOURNE

Cut me some slack jack, that's Jason Bourne

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You're breaking the same commandment either way, senpai

JASON CHRIST, THAT'S JESUS BOURNE

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This movie.... .....could be worse than Snowden

Based MWNN

BEHEAD ME, GUT ME, DEFEATHER ME, BATTER ME, DEEP-FRY ME IN HOT OIL AND SERVE ME ALONGSIDE FRESH HOT BISCUITS, WATERMELON, AND KOOL-AID, THAT'S JASON BOURNE

Huh, that's Jason Bourne.