Hey guys, I'm gonna get a dog soon and my girlfriend is letting me choose his name

Hey guys, I'm gonna get a dog soon and my girlfriend is letting me choose his name.
I'd kind of like it to be something science/math related because I'm just finishing my physics bachelor (?undergrad?) but it could be something funny too.
Best one right now is simply "Newton", but there has to be something better.
I'd really appreciate your help, thanks.

i could say
DUBS POTENTIALLY NAME MY DOG
TRIPS NAME MY DOG

Get a black lab and call it Nigger

Name him Clifford

Get it cuz dogs r big

it's maybe gonna be a corgi so it wont be big.
still thanks for the suggestion

Call your dog Large hadron Collider.

neutrino

dermal inertia

Dicky

65

damn that's actually not even bad. maybe too long? didn't think of going in this direction thanks

Small dog:

> Pi
> Digit
> Root
> Trig

Name him Droffilc

Get it cuz it's the opposite of Clifford and Clifford is a big dog but corgis are small dogs which is the opposite and Droffilc is Clifford backwards

quark

quark gluon plasma

borkon

You should definitely call him Planck.

just call him niggerman

Eisenstein

888 get

delta

I'll consider that! THANK YOU

Seriously?

Just call him Occam, or Schroedinger.

/thread.

Post dogs doing science

Big dog:

>Ratio
>Faraday
>Eureka
>Macro

roentgen

becquerel

Name it Elizabeth Micheal Cornelius the 2nd.

grey

Pavlov
Sheldon
Opps Oppenheimer

Gay

>Hey guys, I'm gonna get a dog soon and my girlfriend is letting me choose his name.

Adopting a dog with a woman who statistics say will most likely leave you. Yes, this will end well.

Either adopt the dog fully yourself, or have her adopt the dog fully. You're really asking for trouble.

Noot(y, ie)
>neutrino
>newts
>newtons
>moot

Mengele

Just call the dog Newt for short.

Slug

Avogadro's Nigga

Just call him
ph
Redox (redogs tudum tiss)
MC
Tin
Canis lupus (lupi)

bazooper

Pavlov obviously

vector

AIDS

WINRAR

statistical probability in action

I like this

we're actually talking about this and aren't sure how we would handle the situation if we split apart. but it's been going great for 4 years now

That is a good one

Solid name

op here, i expected a lot worse.
thanks

Mandlebrot

How old are you? If you're like 30 and have been together four years that means a lot more to me than if you're 22 and have been together 4 years.

Both of you still have a ton of growing to do through your early and mid 20s. Anyway, good luck to you. At least you're thinking about it.

For what it's worth I'm 35 and married to the woman I started dating at age 20. But I've seen tons of relationships and marriages crash and burn. So you never know. You're not special, and neither am I.

Nigger
Also, check em

I'm 13

like the algebra, fuckboi

I'd name him Standartenführer Buchenwald.

name him siot.net

HitlerJr

Name him Fuckmeintheass

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>Isaac Newton
>sir
>be first to develop usage of calculus
>formulate laws of mechanics and gravity
>formulated many of the laws of optics
>made a progress in mathematics
>key in development of astronomy
>one of the most fertile minds of all scientists
>and his name would be use for a fucking dumb dog

A FUCKING DOG

Op, what's your favorite subject?

I might be able to get a fun thing out of it.

the lectures i enjoyed the most were quantum mechanics, functional analysis, partial differential equations.

Might go into solid state physics or material science but not sure yet

Atombomb

>Sheldon
bazeepa