Things you can say to a man that you can't to a woman

Things you can say to a man that you can't to a woman

nice job parking the car.

Nice dick

nice ass nigger

That was funny!

Fuck you, you fucking fuck

nice pecks no homo

Wan sum fuk?

Nice joke :)

I'm glad I can count on you to be my friend.

Can I suck your dick?

hello

"Isn't life great?"

Only decent reply so far

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>implying Sup Forumstards can actually talk to a woman and not get nervous and die of heart attack

You got no tits

Be here at noon.

i've noticed women, my girlfriend in particular. does not take criticism welll when it comes to their driving

I want to fuck you

Get it cuz I'm gay

Be ready at 7

kek

le Sup Forumstards xxDDdddD

so funni LEL LOLOLOL

Calm down

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You're hired

You're a piece of shit

Hello

Anything honest