First words you think of

First words you think of

Wrong board

huge, what else can you think of

Get off this board

Blue

fag with no self confidence

yummy

kinda cute

No u

Get off this board

Breaking bad

Needs more COWBELL.

Ugh..,yellow plaid. Really?

>Unh~

This is your feet right? More of this

Plaid

BROMINE

Fuck off

I am jealous. Literally was broken up with because I'm too small. Haven't dated since and probably never will.

I recognise that bulge

Did you give it a blowjob while being stalked by a bear?

Pls let me touch ur huge balls

is that true? what was her reaction when you first whipped it out?

Silence. She just kind of tried to give it a few pets and then she dumped me the next day and when I tried to ask why literally fucking said it was because I'm too small

OP here, Maybe she's getting fucked by some BBC right now. Getting fucked right, for once.

Hope that luscious cock belongs to a fellow Steelers fan

Dude don't not date ever again, she's obviously just a shallow cunt. Most chicks are about the guy not the cock. When you go to fuck her just make sure to eat her pussy real good and pleasure her in other ways.

Are you wearing briefs underneath boxer shorts?

put that away

Boxer briefs and pjs I think

that is fucking ridiculous that she did that. i'm not the biggest but most girls don't seem to care as long as the foreplay is good. you need to get back out there, user. can't let it discourage you

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That's a penis