/bb/ Big Brother 18

Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): Ya Boy
Veto: The Mist
HoH Nominations: Mama Day/Waffle Cone

Likely Going Home/Target (at the moment): Day is leaving, doesn't know and better hope she has Round Trip

The best part about BB19 coming is that none of these assholes will have their 15 minutes, they'll get out and all the BB fans will be on to the next.

First for based Da

I miss Frank.

reminder: girls who smoke in the big brother back yard are gross

If Corey had glue on googly eyes, would anyone notice the difference?

>girls who smoke are gross
ftfy

Jessie is a mess.

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she's a THOT

Girls who smoke are usual of the manic pixie variety around here.

the show doesn't start for an hour and a half and you can already tell its a show day based on how shit the threads are

Everyone smokes nerd

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I grew up with smokers my whole life. Just the smell triggers the fuck out of me.

pussy

You're an autist

Is thirteen any good? I haven't seen it at all.

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>girls are gross
ftfy

I swear if Day has the round trip ticket, I might just punch Michelle in the face.

no

Jesse was a mess

Thanks. I'll probably watch Kid Nation instead, then

its ok if a guy does it

Who's leaving tonight. TIA

day

Jozea

Holy fuck i loved that show, that show made me love and hate kids at the same time

becky is bae

the viewer

You have to bet $1000 on someone to win it all

Paulie
Or
The rest of the house

Which do you take?

I srsly do like day but she fucked her game

fffffffffffffff

SEE OP THIS IS WHY WE PUT THE TARGET IN THE OP

the rest of the house

That's a terrible bet. The odds for a paulie win won't even double up your ante.

What AOL chatroom are you using? That looks nostalgic as fuck.

>tfw no bf to watch the live eviction with

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T-T-TRIGGERED

If you're a grill you can come watch with me and my wife

Faggot

Oh boy! What an offer!

Rest of the house

hey you can watch the show with my wifes son

Z
Nat
Day
Tiffany
Nicole
Meech
Bridget
Bronte

This concludes the list of BB18 housemates in order of worst case scenario to best case scenario in the event of a surprise pregnancy.

>wifes son
I hope you're joking

hoh comp rumored to be the one where they have to run down the slippery isles and fill up the jars with whatever
>inb4 bridgette or michelle falls again and gets injured

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

Who are your top 5 fave house guests /bb/?

Here's my list:
1. Britney
2. Janelle
3. Frank
4. Dan
5. Vanessa

what, hes a good kid and hes fun to be around.

1. drkirby
2. dan
3. britney
4. frank
5. devin

>tiff
>not best case scenario

My final 2. Is there a Bridgtor yet?

>I hope you're joking
I hope you're joking

>tiff fans
terrible taste my man.

Devin

I'm easily entertained
1. Chicken George
2. Nakomis
3. Ivette
4. Boogie (none coach seasons)
5. Casey (banana suit)

im gonna give it a try.

She'd make you marry her and probably fuck you over the most should divorce come up though.

pleb get out

That's it, I'm blowing up the bomb squad.

shes so pretty

bomb squad status Revoked

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The bomb squad is overrated

jace
janelle
rachel
donny
caleb

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You think that's the face she makes when the cock finally pushes into her asshole?

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post yfw da' stans cry out in terror tonight and are suddenly silenced

>mfw

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>Nakomis

Wut

Welcome to the forum. If you have any questions dont hesitate to ask any of the members who have been here for more than 2 days.

And dont forget to fill out the questionnaire when you log off!

Hope to see you again!

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what did Becky do to Jace?

i forget.

Damn, Julie lookin good tonight.

T-25 TO BRIDGETTE'S SAVAGE GOODBYE

how

shush

Is this when Frank stuck it in her butt?

You fixing to get shushed?

1. Da'vonne
2. andy
3. danielle
4. vanessa
5. Janelle

MAKE YOUR PREDICTIONS NOW

WHO GETS EVICTED?

DO THEY HAVE THE ROUNDTRIP TICKET?

WHO CRIES?

WHO WINS HOH?

no thanks

SOMEBODY IS MAD THAT THEIR PREDICTIONS ARE ALWAYS WRONG

If day has the round trip ticket, I might just punch Z in the face.

>fools get offended when she is called a stereotype

I love the gays and you suck at being gay. I am Las Vegas BTW.

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Natalie wins HOH

Devin cries.

Glenn comes in with the round trip.

Da's gone

10 MINUTES UNTIL DOUBLE EVICTION

Terrible shoop is terrible.

wow CBS way to fuck up, and get the twins names wrong.

stop

Do they not realize that girls like Da'vonne are the reason Black girls get a bad rap? Then they support girls like her and wonder why they're the least desired race among women.

Who are you trying to fool?

Sorry bro but we have to make sure people know the difference between Liz and Julia and don't get fooled.