Times you acted like the Jojer

>Times you acted like the Jojer

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my mum lost it

I always do this

>Mom said its tiem to go and off turn video game
>Say but mom savepoint frist
>She say no tim, go now
>Turn game off a go now
>Jokes on her. I likked that level and wented to play it agan

>When I went to watch Suicide Squad I snuck home made toffee into the cinema

like and thumbs up for more awesome posts in the future >:3

>have crush on this 9/10 qt in class.
>she hits on me regularly.
>ignore her and whine on /r9k/ about being single.

HahahhaHaahhHhh■■

>say i'm going to go to bed early
>stay up all night browsing Sup Forums instead

>do a peepee
>didn't wipe my willy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>mom says to go to bed
>laugh as i realize she never said anything about sleeping
>play angry birds under the sheets

>its reddits version of times you acted like driver
Disgusting
Fucking disgusting

>Enroll in classes without consulting my academic advisor

I'M FUCKING UNHINGED

I pee pee'd without putting the toilet seat up

>saw suicide squad
>actually enjoyed it

I love Panic! at the Disco!!!!

Can someone post the grinch baby joker?

>out for dinner
>waitress comes around and asks if i want a refill of my drink
>tell her i don't
>i did

>mom tells me to go to bed
>tell her okay and go to my room
>browse Sup Forums and play vida game in bed
>mom comes into room and yells at me for being awake
>you said go to bed not to sleep
Who really runs the asylum?

>Asked to borrow a pen in school
>never returned it

So why did they make the Joker look like some juggalo? Wait a second...

>Mom tells me to call my Grandma to wish her a happy birthday at 4pm
>Call her at 3pm

I'm past the point of sanity

oh shit yes pls

i love bebe

...

>ask dad for something
>he says "did you ask your mother?"
>I say yes
>I didn't actually ask her

Mom FREAKED on my dad and committed a homicide suicide so I'm posting this from the orphanage.

thank

>save half my shit in the morning when family visits so I can stink the house out later

hehe gets em good

Why is his mouth always open

>Jojer
what did he mean by this?

>Studio tasks me with making a good Suicide Squad movie
>Make a bad one instead

fucking
FREAKED

I report people for doing the exact same stuff I always do lol

THROW THIS MAN IN A CELL AND THROW AWAY THE KEY!

Really makes you think.

>see a good Joker thread
>post in this shitty one instead
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

We just need to poo poo pee pee it and it'll be fine

>someone's post is slightly off topic
>i don't feel like looking at it
>report it
>report it from my phone
>reset phone ip and report it at least 3 more times

It's always deleted within minutes