Post pics like this/pics with blood

Post pics like this/pics with blood

Damn I used to have some on my old phone from when i was a paramedic.

I have some story's if you'd like?

Yes.

yes

When I kill myself, do you think the paramedics will take pics of me with their phones and post them?

no gives a fuck about posting them

Sure they do

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Of course!
Make my sick brain happy for today kind user

Poor chicks

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Ketchup?

Sup Forums is the only place where you can see a thread for jailbait and another for gore pics. Either way I cant complain

>Post pics like this/pics with blood
WHY?

Do you deserve to be internet doxxed?

Surprised there are as many EMT's as there are. What's the secret to getting over blood? What's the reasoning for being in terror because of it? Why is blood so uncomfortable?

I'm on my moblie so forgive me on the long type time


Throwback to my EMT days

>first month on city fire dept, fresh outta EMT school
>get a GSW(gun shit wound)

>arrive on scene before the cops
>DON'T stage just drive right up like normal
>"get rook grab everything and your going in first!"
>thesemotherfuckers
Have no idea what's going on just that someone is shot and bleeding
Walk in with the box of meds in front of me acting like it's a shield
Doors open
Walk in
Blood fucking everywhere.
Smear prints on the walls like you see in the movies where they drag their hands along it
Hand prints on the couch
Blood on the tv
Blood fucking everywhere
>user FIRE DEPT
>no answer
>user FIRE! Hello?
>lady starts screaming and running to us from a hallway
>HAS HERE HAS HERE HERE HERE

> 2 bodys on the floor of the bedroom one is dead/almost dead the other is just laying there in pain grabing his femer area
WHERE'S THE FUCKING GUN
>lady is confused
THE GUN WHERE'S THE FUCKING GUN AT
>points to it
>habe partner clear it and unload it
>call for another box (ambulance)
Get the guy that's almost dead loaded up in our box
>paramedics do their shit
Since I'm new I'm not allowed to drive yet I'm in the back learning the SOPs and bullshit
>they manage to get him stable once they stopped the bleeding.


Turns out the guy that was almost dead caught the lady in bed with the other guy. So guy 1 tried to kill himself. He had point the gun at his chest and fired it. Turns out it missed his vidle organs, but the bullet went threw him and struck the other guy in the leg. The bullet hit guy #2 artery and that's why there was so much blood.

Best part was the guy we had kept asking for pain meds cause he was hurting so bad
>who knew it would hurt
Paramedic asked him if he tried to kill himself and he responded with yes and told us the story
Paramedic then tells him that he doesn't meet the requirements for pain meds
>calls him a giant pussy because he couldn't even kill himself right

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Vidle organs

No you do steven from ohio

here OP~

Edgy/10

Personally I never used to be afraid of blood until I tried to commit suicide and it was spraying out of my wrist with every heartbeat.

That was enough to make me squeamish.

I don't have a problem unless there's a lot of it. Then it starts to smell and it's a weird smell.

faggot

Go to bed, op. We don't need you awake right now.

Mark?

Kek who says things like this?

I don't mind my own blood, don't quite like the taste of it but can get over my own cuts and gashes. It's other's that I have a problem with.
>a lot of it
That's my biggest problem too. Had a chick in high school try to cut herself dead, I came across this and froze till someone else found the scene. Honestly have no idea why blood makes me uncomfortable.

you must be some kind or preteen stupid, arnt you

4th year med student here. Starting general surgery intern year in June. I can't give you a good reason why blood doesn't bother me. I think you just get so used to seeing people's insides that blood just becomes a part of that. Surgery just feels like being a mechanic at some point.

But for some weird reason I really cannot stand seeing my own blood. Just can't deal. Get woozy, blood draws especially, bad nose bleeds.

The day it pooed

>it's 2am, shift if over at 7am
>get a call for someone "not feeling to well"
>youhavegottobekiddingme

>other side of our area that we cover
>pull up
THE main door is open, glass door closed
>partner goes to open glass door
>stops when he touches the handle
>turns and looks at us
>"this is going to be really bad"
>huh
>walk in
>ran into a brick wall
>the smell
This is the type of smell you think about and you just start gaging
I've never smelled anything like this
>this fucker has been dead/rotting for days
>Lolnope
Lady greats us and leads us to the bedroom
There it is. The rare creature that /fit/talks about
>lord of the hams
This guy was 850 easy
>has a custom made bed
>as in a welding shop welded square pipe to hold this fucker
The smell gets worse, fresher

Hey I'm user with user fire, what's going on today?
>oh I'm just got feeling to well and I couldn't wait any longer to do to the doc
>get his symptoms and vitals and the bullshit
>for a guy his side he's actually pretty healthy, no diabetes, blood pressure was a little high but not too bad

Turns out he has been sick for over a week and couldn't stop shitting the bed. He was so fat he couldn't get up in time to make it to the restroom, so he just stopped trying
>bed hasn't been cleaned in days
The smell is a mixture of old feces and puke
So We get ready to load him into put cot and load him up.
His legs are so chafed that he couldn't put pants on.
>stand him up as much as we can
>i have to go to the ass end and pick up his pants
>start pulling his pants up....

Continued.....

bump

Pulling the pants up ripped across his chafed legs and he screams and falls back down on the bed almost landing on me and trapping me in his blob of flesh.
Try a few more times but he gets too tired and can no longer move.
>partner tells one of the fire crew to go get "the tarp"
This tarp is litterly called "the fat mans tarp" it's a thick tarp with handles on the side so people can pick up their fat ass.
>we try
>fail
This guy was so big we had to call the bariatric team out
A ambulance that is made for fat people. >box is bigger >more crew

This crew is about 25mins away. So we just stand around and wait in the living room waiting for them.
>every few minutes we have to excuse ourselves to go outside
We were taking turns throwing up outside because the smell was so bad.
>can't all go outside or else that's leaving the patient

Fatty crew arrives somehow get him loaded onto our cot
The cot is lowered down all the way
Start to roll it
>its screaming for help.
Our cot is rated at a 800lbs load
>he's over the weight limit
Takes about six of us to push his fatass outside and to the fatty box

Great. We now have to load this guy up
>move user
>errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr sounds coming from inside the box

THIS AMBULACE HAS A FUCKING WINCH ON IT TO LOAD THE FATTIES UP

Get him to the hospital
He smells socbad it clears the main ER desk in .1seconds everyone is gone and those who have to treat him have masks on


I showered 4 times that day and couldn't stop smelling that guy

thread died while you were typing good sir, good night

I have a really sad one if anyone is still following

Post it bb

trauma bay stories
#1
guy stabbed his pregnant wife
emergency c-section in trauma bay
both of them die

#2
pregnant mom driving home with friends, coming home from her own baby shower
get t-boned at an intersection
emergency c-section initially in trauma bay then in OR
both survive!

ROUGH

The day we all cried, the day we almost quit

It's storming pretty bad so we have the usual minor fender bender wrecks cause people can't drive

>tone drops for another wreck sounds pretty bad

>pull up on scene but it's raining so bad we had to take our time so we didn't lose control
>car is inside of a pasture on it's roof
>cops tell us it's bad, really bad bit don't say what
>try to call out but cam only hear crying nothing else
I notice that the car is really fucked up. The sides are smashed, cant ooen any of the doors, glass everywhere. Can't see inside cause it's sinking due to the wet farmland
>get to work stabilizing car
>get it stabilized
>get the jaws of life out and go-to town
When we get the drivers door off we all see it.
We all stopped what we were doing. It hit us. Nothing could have trained you for this moment.

Continued....

bumps

When we cut the door away we saw why we could only hear crying

There was a woman sitting in her seat holding her sides. There was quite a bit of blood everywhere. Try to get her to talk to us but she only repeats one thing
>my baby
We look in the backseat but there was carseat
>tell cops we are missing a child

>then it happened.
>she reaches out and hands us her baby.


She was 6 months pregnant.
When was spinning off the road she hit the T post fence. One of the T posts went threw he car and cutting open her belly.
It cut her so good that the baby litterly fell out and then proceeded to die before we could arrive. I Wil never forget it. It was the worst caps that the dept has ever had. We were all sent home early and told not to come back for a few weeks.

Did the woman survive? Or did she rip

Holy shit dude, woman died too?

jesus

She survived but was severely traumatised.

I think she ended up in the loony bin

>Guys, I was an EMT for realsies
>vidle organs
I FUCKIN DIED AND CAME BACK TO TELL YOU NIGGA, JE-SUS CHRAST YOU A STUPID NIGGA HUH