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Management now requires that you announce when you do and do not have a boner, along with your employee ID.

I DO NOT HAVE A BONER
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I HAVE A BONER
#6732

I DO NOT HAVE A BONER
#6732

god this is autistic

I DO NOT HAVE A BONER
#7418

How frequently do we have to do this?

The initial report and then whenever the status changes.

Evenin'

#7591, I know you're new to the company, but that's no excuse for complying with management.

Nobody actually in here, is there.

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As a contractor I don't have a permanent ID. I also don't /have/ to comply with rule changes. So no bone report.

Me, you, and the anons.

I DO NOT HAVE A BONER
#0709

I HAVE A CHUB
#6732

Alright, this is annoying, how can I get a chastity cage if I live somewhere that has no address to ship to and store prices are insane?

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Have amazon prime drone one out to you?
Is that actually a thing they're doing? I'm too Canadian to test it myself.

Porn of her already. I shouldn't be surprised.

Make your own from a old pop can or some Barb wire.


I DO NOT HAVE A BONER.
#0709

I'm too zeeland to try it

I don't even have a metal coathanger!
Lots and lots of really old wooden ones though.

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Go steal some wire from a fence or something.

I ain't no good

hello man

How can you degerenates fap to this? Wheres the dick?

How's shit?
Up your ass.

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And I live by the wood

The dick is
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Please tick the box that applies

learning to use gimp so I can recolor pictures. Doing decet-ish so far.

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My personal recommendation is the pop can,if that's not around,you can use some string and broken plastic like a little set of plate armor for your penis.

I DO NOT HAVE A BONER
#0709

P.S Am I the only one here who is only interested in furry for the sole purpose of pretending to be a young female on the internet and turning on unsuspecting males or "females" because that's the only thing that turns me on these days.

They say I ain't bad

I DO NOT HAVE A BONER
#4712

You'd think a place without an address to ship to would be rural, but no

The dick is
[tick] soft
[ ] hard

What does that have to do with furry?

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I'm the best that I've had

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I should learn to do something like that. But once I've got my power supply I'm going to learn how to construct a PC, courtesy of my flatmate.
I'd say you aren't the only one but I'm not one of you.
I was thinking that because that even if you're in the middle of Wellington or Auckland, it doesn't take much to find some wire fencing that you can easily steal. Much easier if you're in the provinces.

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I know it ain't right

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Wire fence is like, rare as fuck in Wellington
I know only two places it exists in the city, and they're both far far away.

I should go into the city more, but public transport is super expensive and everything in the city is really expensive too

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But I'll fight my whole life

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How the hell is it rare as hell? Chain link fences are fucking everywhere and used for fucking everything, it's wire. Cut some of that and use that.

What's the point in dumping?
quality > quantity
Plus, dumping this fast kills the thread.

Well you see,turns out alot of people are into furry, ntm most of the community is always horny so that's a plus. Don't worry user I don't limit myself to just furry. I also think these threads are a gateway drug into some pretty interesting thing....

I DO NOT HAVE A BONER
#0709

Well, I have chain
But how is that useful
It's like overweight rope

To prove that I was right

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reply to

I meant chain link fences, not chain numbnuts.

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Wow
This post is so lame that it actually makes me want to leave Sup Forums

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I'm going to take a shower, then come back and post.

If you ever meet me out in the wilds,I just want you to know..I'm a man.

I HAVE A BONER
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Stay safe.

I have a floof with a machine gun stationed in the hallway.

Nice

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Post-cyclone stom please
Fuck off back to Australia

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You stuck with it now? We had it up north today. Got to say I much prefer the antarctic storms, less humid.

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I do not have a boner
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