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Only the darkness
Only the void
Nothing
/heem/
Nathan Richardson
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Joseph Cook
brendan schaub loves suckling big fat donkey dick
Robert Campbell
CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?
CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?!
Julian Wood
...
Benjamin Brooks
>when linkin park hits the arena and it's time to rape someone
Jonathan Harris
>Writing out your fantasies on heem
Daniel Hughes
>coral springs
Elijah Barnes
Kek, he really has people call him Bi Brown
Nathaniel Richardson
I'm gonna drink a coors light, that's a coors light, because bud light won't pay me nothing.
Kayden Cruz
>Assuncao out
Ffs I was looking forward to his fight too
Jace Martinez
THAT'S A COORS LIGHT
Brandon King
TYBC. Also how tall is Dillishaw? Derek is only 6'1.
Austin Reyes
mmafighting.com
It has to be a fighters association though, right?
Logan Young
I'M A WHITE BOY AND JACKED. DEAL WITH IT
Kevin Bell
Not sure Bjorn Rebney would be there if thats the case and Cain doesn't strike as the kind of guy who would go against the UFC either.
Benjamin Martin
I JUST MIGHT GET ON TOP OF MY WIFE TONIGHT
Sebastian Cooper
You assholes got me banned at home. I'll be back in 2 days.
Julian Garcia
BECAUSE MY BOY WONT PAY ME NUTHIN
Parker Wilson
FRANK MURR HAD A HORSESHOE UP HIS ASS
Xavier Price
WHA HAPPEN TO YOU BUDLIGHT? I GOT MOUTHS TO FEED!
Colton Campbell
This card is so shit.
Nathan Robinson
166-7cm
Luke Walker
HELL I MIGHT JUST GET ON TOP OF MY BOY TONIGHT
Alexander Gutierrez
ARE YOU GUYS BOOING ME? YOU BETTER NOT BE BOOING H TOWN ON THAT BOI
Dominic Cox
Assuncao was at least one fight it had going for it though
Now what.
Carter Cruz
you dont wanna see Shamel Abdhuallaahkbar bro??
Robert Jones
>Assuncao vs literally who
That fight was already dead when aljo pulled out.
Also ngannou
Luke Fisher
>39
>Listens to Linkin Park
why?
Matthew Collins
Hey pussy are you still there?
Angel Robinson
Says the increasingly frustrated FOMO casual for the dozenth time this year
Almost every single "shit card" has been solid and fairly entertaining
Wyatt Hall
I think you will be surprised
Benjamin Taylor
DON'T FEAR ME
Elijah Stewart
because Hue
Xavier Long
>solid and fairly entertaining
You mean mediocre? Yeah I know. Not worth staying up for.
Christopher Murphy
Hypothetical fight:
>Round 1
Fighter A throws 100 strikes, he misses 95 of them. He is constantly moving forward.
Fighter B is constantly on the defensive and successfully evading strikes, and he only lands one strike of his own, but it opens a cut on Fighter A.
>Round 2
Fighter A has 20 takedown attempts, all of them unsuccessful, but no strikes landed. Fighter A is constantly moving forward, working extremely hard for takedowns the entire round.
Fighter B properly defends 20 takedown attempts, no strikes landed.
>Round 3
Fighter A throws 100 strikes, and lands 50 of them. He is the constant aggressor.
Fighter B throws 20 strikes, and all of them land. Many of them cause damage to Fighter A and seem to stun him.
Who wins?
Noah King
THAT'S A COORS LIGHT
Easton Collins
Fighter B 29-28
Loses only the 2nd round
Samuel White
Fighter A
In the first 2 rounds, all things being relatively equal pressure wins out.
Round 3 can go either way, I need to see how badly the punches hurt him. Even if he lost round 3 he takes the first 2.
Grayson Hughes
No, solid and fairly entertaining
Also I just rewatched Brock's UFC 100 post fight interview on Fight Pass, they edit out the Bud Light part, kek
Luis Jackson
Round 1 : A
Round 2: B
Round 3 : B
Jason Rogers
Fighter B 30-28
R1: 10-9 Fighter B
R2: 10-10
R3: Fighter B 10-9
Ethan Foster
>Round 2: B
how does he win? he literally didn't land any offence or even tried to
Jack Smith
Stopped 20 takedowns in one round, it is called domination.
Henry Green
Upcoming events:
12/02: ONE FC: Age of Domination - Vera vs Sekine
12/02: Bellator 166 - Dantas vs Warren 2
12/03: UFC TUF 24 Finale - Johnson vs [REDACTED]
12/03: Bellator 167 - Curran vs Teixeira
12/09: UFC FN 102 - Lewis vs Abdurakhimov
12/10: UFC 206 - DC vs Rumble
12/10: Bellator 168 - Carvalho vs Manhoef 2
12/10: Glory: Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari
12/11: Submission Underground 2 - Jones vs Henderson
12/16: Bellator 169 - King Mo vs Ishii
12/17: UFC on Fox 22 - VanZant vs Waterson
12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs Silva
12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA
12/31: WSOF 34 - Gaethje vs Zeferino
Previous thread:
News:
>Fighters' association to be announced
mmafighting.com
>Assuncao out
mmafighting.com
>DC has a torn groin
mmafighting.com
>Harris-Sherman added to UFC FN 103
mmajunkie.com
how long will it take you retards to learn that cards without big names aren't always bad
Jeremiah Hughes
>solid
>fairly entertaining
>not always bad
Lmao @ these donks trying to justify their """""""lives""""""""
Reminder: youtu.be
Jacob Ortiz
AND MEESA MCGREGOR HELL I MIGHT EVEN GET ON COORS LIGHT THAT'S A TOP OF MY BUD LIGHT STILL MY BOY WON'T PAY ME NOTHING
William Richardson
it depends entirely on how damaging the strikes fighter A is throwing in the 1st and 3rd round are
Jose Mitchell
Conor McGegor
Aaron Wilson
Reminder that Luke Thomas is a literally WGAF cuck faggot who challenges the President-Elect to fights on Twitter
Beat it you creepy looking loser!!
Samuel Richardson
sit down with my friends and family
Dylan Wilson
Two spergs and shares in the general.
Liam Nelson
>it is called domination
but he landed no offence and never intended to, defending a takedown shouldn't be rewarded since the reward is that you aren't taken down.
Grayson Peterson
>The only fighter I know about is Kona Magiga
Chase Jenkins
Conor McGegor bad
Elijah Fisher
>its an MMA journalist complains about card quality episode
Nicholas Young
I WANT TO DRINK YOUR ASS
Camden Roberts
>There are /heem/ posters who weren't old enough to watch UFC 1 live
Easton Moore
Conor McGegor is the GOAT
>Pro tip: Prove me wrong
Carson Parker
>there are /heem/ poster who literally weren't alive during UFC 1
Jonathan Cooper
>But you know I knocked you out Candle A
Kayden Bennett
His opponent landed no offence too because all his attempt were stopped by superior defense.
He showed skills, his opponent showed nothing but desperation to get a td. He wins the round for me.
And stopping 20td in a round must be a world record. I'd give hime a nice Bonus if I was Dana
Ryan Brown
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE'VE GOT A BANGING CARD FOR YA
Derrick Lewis vs. Shamil Abdurakhimov
Francis Ngannou vs. Anthony Hamilton
Patrick Cummins vs. Gian Villante
Corey Anderson vs. Sean O'Connell
Juliana Lima vs. TBA
Randy Brown vs. Brian Camozzi
Joe Gigliotti vs. Gerald Meerschaert
Andrew Sanchez vs. Trevor Smith
Tiago Trator vs. Shane Burgos
Frankie Perez vs. Marc Diakiese
Keith Berish vs. Ryan Janes
Justine Kish vs. Ashley Yoder
Aaron Garcia
Report all Bellator/Rizin shills
Hide all Bellator/Rizin posts
DO NOT REPLY to Bellator/Rizin posters
Lucas Clark
>11-12-1993
>23 years and 16 days
yeah, there are plenty
I would say the majority weren't
Carter Rivera
Conor McGegor
William Morales
You included doofus, not a chance you're over 20.
Julian Kelly
>t.casual
Shut up you fool.
Aiden Moore
what makes you think that
Michael Hughes
>dat Joe Silva
Bentley Jones
Beat it goofball
Gavin Green
he was literally 23 when linkin park released Hybrid Theory
Kayden Harris
let's hope not lol
Jose Bailey
Conor McGr
James Jenkins
why is a "low tier" UFC card worse than an average Bellator card
Brandon Myers
Is Linkin Park super popular in Huezill or something? Machida walked out to it as well
Joseph Ortiz
i've watched every single mma vivisection and there are 3 fighters whose names i don't even remember ever hearing
Colton Ortiz
Aiden Davis
>that webm
is Mcgregor the p4p greatest at not eyepoking people despite having an extremely eyepoke friendly hand trapping style? it's actually pretty impressive that he's never eypoked anyone.
UFC now has it's own private military
current Horror Gucci and Ben 10 could both give the Mouse problems.
Charles Hall
finally got around to watching Brunson vs Whittaker. Did anybody else notice Dan Hardy call Robert "Forest Whitaker" by accident? It was somewhere around
Jaxon Lopez
>not giving us in depth test result details so the medical experts at heem can call out blatant roiders
Hunter Cruz
Conor McEgg is the GOAT #doublechamp
Zachary Parker
Camozzi, Meerschaert, Burgos and Yoder are making their debuts. Yoder was on TUF though.
Wyatt Gonzalez
I don't watch Bellator. RIZIN is fun as hell though.
Henry Jackson
I would say so definitely.
I used to listen nonstop back in the day but never enjoyed Minutes to Midnight or anything later than that...
Tyler Wilson
FEAR MY BOY
Sebastian Nelson
reminder that if you think Dom's win over DJ was impressive you're a confirmed casual. nothing else to it.
Anthony Morgan
Yeah it was pointed out in the threads lel
>p4p greatest at not eyepoking people
I think maybe he actually doesn't want to eyepoke his opponents
Carson Murphy
Who will take picks for this event?
Owen Cook
true
it's PRIDE 2.0
Noah Martinez
Do you have to be a good athlete to be a world champion surfer?
Jace Watson
it just dawned on me that DJ should not be considered P4P #1 because the division he fights in is the most shallow by far. its like being the best HW female fighter
Connor Reyes
Its funny, we think of stuff like Motorhead as dad rock, but that was what the cool kids were listening to back in the day
>In a few generations Linkin Park will be called Dadrock
Cameron Morgan
...
Easton Powell
So looking a ufc 206, it still has potential
>Holloway vs Pettis
>Cerrone vs card filler
>Dat Choi vs Swanson
>Kennedy vs Gastelum
>Krylov vs Cirkunov
>Spicy Banana vs Makdessi
Hopefully they give us good fights and not decision snoozefests
Luke Reyes
Some cuck
Ethan Gonzalez
oh okay so one should also be rewarded points for doing a backflip because it takes skill.
Caleb Baker
Casual test: Name everyone standing in the octagon in this picture.
James Morales
meh doesn't matter
my uncle is in his 70s and likes modern stuff
only cucks call the stuff they grew up with the best
Christian Sanchez
>Sage becomes a 5 weight world champion
Noah Allen
It has potential but it lost its marquee fight. It feels more like a FN card now