Ask a bored nightowl working at a gas station anything

Ask a bored nightowl working at a gas station anything.

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Lol, 7/11 dubs

are you a bored nightowl working at a gas station?

your hand makes you look like your overweight.

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Yes
I sorta am, but i'm working on it, dropped 20lbs last month

hows life treating you?

Well, this thread died faster than my self esteem

Can't really complain, i make $13/hr due to a new promotion, life is alright right now.

sounds good. I'm about to fail my IT-exams, but I don't care. I'm thinking of becoming a groundskeeper anyways. I love that line of work.

How much profit does one of those stations make in a week?

After expenses, salary, etc. we clear about 50k a week here on bad weeks
Keep your chin up man, but hey, if you want to be a groundskeeper, go for it, but change your name to willie first.

RRAAARRGH! WHU UF YE SMASHED MY PETUNIAS?

Kek

work at a cemetery man dig graves for a livving.

does'nt sound bad at all, but don't I have to be a churchmember or at least X-ian for that?

Nope, gravediggers can be anyone, a lot of em are ex cons

As an owl, how do you feel about how birds in general are portrayed in the press?

Victoria BC?

Why you dont study for a better work? I hate poor people

Your hand also makes you look like a nigger

Whoo
Cali, Usa
I have a degree in business, and am the assistant manager, they told me i have to gain exp first before i can jump to a corporate position
Whiter than sour cream

I used to do graves in a Shell while back. Miss it, if I'm being honest, lot of fun wierd customers.

Wouldn't trade graves for anything man, easy as fuck, and i have a blast.

Bored Nightowl Cabdriver checking in.

Also: Chek'd

Pretty much, only reason I stopped is because I moved and they didn't have them here. Sucks. How long've you been doing them?

What a nigger thing to say

Have you ever been the victim of an armed robbery there?

About 2 years, used to college during the day, then work at night, but finally graduated, and just stuck with night shifts.
>pic related

Only once, dude was stupid af and got caught in like, 2 hours though.

Tell the story, pls

>nightowl

>nig comes in
>points gun at me
>gimme the money
>i do so
>not gonna lie, was shityourpants scared
>nig then tells me to give him all our newport menthols
>give them to him
>wants scratchers, the $30 ones
>nig gets scratchers
>runs out of store
>i grab the door keys, go to lock it
>heyawallet.png
>it's the nig's
>grab it, lock the door, run into the back and call the cops
>they get there in like, 5 minutes
>tell them everything, hand over nig's wallet
>they're waiting when he gets home.
>nomorenig.jpeg

Did i fucking stutter?

That's a Shell friend not a Nightowl

>>wants all the Newport's.

Typical Nig.
Thanks for the story.

Ever had sex in the gas station bathroom?

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Not OP, but I worked at a shell/giant in Albuquerque a few years back. White guy comes in and buys cigs. I card him by scanning his ID in computer (it tells you their age and records everything on mag strip. Dob, ID#, name, all that shit) he gets in his car and pulls around back. Nigger gets out passanger side. Comes in with gun and tells me to give him the money. Nigger cracked out of his mind. I give him the whole tray that comes out of the register. Nigger comes around counter, cocks gun and puts it to my chest. Stands there tweeking for nearly 2 minutes (which is a fucking lifetime when a cracked out nigger is thinking about killing you)

>ask a bored nightowl working at a gas station anything
>guess you read it wrong
Being honest, once, with the old manager, huuuuge black chick, offered to jump me from CSR to ASM if i fucked her.

Did not enjoy it, but that promotion though.

>ask a bored nightowl anything
>nightowl
>shell fag
>but user you just read it wrong

What city are you in?

Did you use a rubber, or do you have Super Nigger Aids now?

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Nigger snaps back to reality, grabs the tray of money and runs back to car. When he gets in he drops the gun (he was carrying the tray with both hands and had the gun on top.) call cops with all drivers info, even plate number from security cams. Cops show up. Find .44 revolver loaded and cocked where nigger dropped it. Cops print gun (which i would have kept if i knew it was there before the cops showed) have a shitload of info on both guys. Never caught either. I found driver on facebook, found house and threw brick threw window. It felt good

Definitely wrapped that shit up
Not tellin man, 951 area code is the closest you get outta me for a location
>pic related

Have you ever fingered yourself while masturbating?

>pic related

OP works at a Shell within the South Coast Air Quality Management District, which monitors air quality and smog levels in Los Angeles, Orange, Riverside and San Bernardino Counties.

Anyone care to sharpen the photo further?
Not sure if anymore of the text can be worked out.

South Coast Air Quality Management District + 951 area code means OP is in Riverside.

Looks right

Uhhh, no
Working here teaches you to take no crap
Good job user, keep going, i want you to call me on the store phone when you find me, ask if we have battletoads, so i know it's you.

Or just play dumb, no wonder you work at a shell.

There are 7 Shell gas stations in Riverside with the area code 951.
Here are there phone numbers.

9516858893
9516815378
9513696738
9516856111
9517847852
9517807415
9517828535

First one is a no.

I'm lulzing, keep digging user, i'm expecting a call from you shortly
I'll respond with
"We have one copy in stock" when you call about battletoads

youtube.com/watch?v=t2_wqDnDkQ0

between the numbers 1 and 7 what is your favorite

>1 being the first 7 being the last

It's one of the last two numbers.

4

which

Come on user, find me, let's see if Sup Forums's still amazing detectives.
Not telling, kek

didn't you post in a trap thread yesterday morning

Do you like working for Royal Dutch Shell?

i liek dogg pussi

323 here OP
if my phone weren't charging I'd give you a call just for kicks
I work 10p to 630 am here. Fuck I hate these hours. Done it 10 years.

I've called every single number.
He's not at one of those.

Nope, but i do have a coworker who claims to be trans, what time was it?
Royal dutch? Nah, we're under a company called "tesoro" or some shit
That sucks bro
Find me, come on man

The phones charging bit, not the 10 years, i mean

Grease is that you?

Nope, friends and coworkers call me rusty. It's better not to tell y'all the story behind that one.

Touché, you shifty nigger