I want to be famous and successful. How do?

I want to be famous and successful. How do?

Fellate the correct jews.
Conventional fame is all about knowing the right people, so you get to the top of the pile for the right opportunities.

Don't live in the united states.

By killing yourself

Make music. It's the easiest way to get famous, you don't even have to be good you just have to make a "dirty" beat.

you can't

there are millions out there with more money, better upbringing and stronger social connections than you. and only some of them will become famous and successful in the end

give up and look for satisfaction elsewhere

You still need to suck massive amounts of cock to get anywhere. This is even more true if you completely lack talent.

But what if I selectively kill them all off like Machiavelli?

>wear prosthetic nose
>pretend you're Jewish
>??????
>PROFIT!!!

if you ever try, they'll kill you way faster

fucking with people in the position of power is the first stop to a suicide, not to a success

But what if I am a Super Saiyajin?

then you're already famous and successful

1. dont use Sup Forums
2. never take advice from Sup Forums
3. have talent or get lucky

If I sent him a facebook message asking if I could try to lick every freckle off his beautiful face, do you think he'd be cool with it? For science?

you need to be good looking. but having an actual talent helps. (slightly)

also, prepare your anus.

Yeah. He'd be okay with it.

Do it like Kim Kardashian. Suck famous black dicks and leak the tape.

1 = Do something.
2 = Let everybody know.

3 = Mississippi.

tru story. to be famous, one must let other famous/rich people do things to one's butt. it is the only way.

why famous? fuck that. i dont want any niggers trying to get up all in my business gnomesane?

yeah like he doesnt get 1000 of those messages a day