>i run a multi million dollar business in human trafficking, weapons, and drugs... all one on site... so the customer can order a fuckslave and their weed together. >i'm written to be smart but apparently i'm too lazy or stupid to figure out how to do basic server deployment >i mean, it's only a highly illegal, profitable website, and my freedom is dependent on it working correctly.. why bother >i'm going to give you access to all of my code and servers hackerman, but dont' look at what any of it does!
B R A V O
Dylan Phillips
DPR was pretty much this stupid
Austin Taylor
Idk the whole thing seems pretty realistic to me.
Oliver Richardson
> to figure out how to do basic server deployment > to
opinion discarded.
Adam Lopez
just because you're a successful businessman doesn't make you intelligent. just look at donald trump.
Jaxon Jones
The notepad thing was pretty dumb... They hav a fucking guy to watch what they're doing. The best hacker in the world could've figured out another method a bit more subtle.
Nicholas Sullivan
You can just hire it monkeys to do that shit for you. Cartels have kidnapped some to do shit for them.
Cameron Ramirez
So what is the end game for the Asian tranny hacker?
Easton Scott
dread pirate roberts was more than one person m8o
Grayson Turner
get more dresses
Ayden Phillips
DPR was a even more retarded Tbh, retard checked his mail from his friend's house once and actually used his own name when asking questions about how to set up the forum for SR. He even tried to contact a hitman when it's obvious they're all scammers/FBI on the onions.
Wyatt Harris
DPR never existed, like Sandy Hook
Owen Green
ugly people: the show
Jaxon Gray
We're 5 episodes in and the main characters have done the equivalent of the first episodes worth of stuff from the last season
why are we watching this again?
Oliver Powell
Don't tell me you weren't wishing that Fishface and Crimson Chin would lez out when they were sitting on that couch.
Caleb Collins
i'll take Fishface over Crimson Chin
Although i'd let Tyrell or Elliot to ravage my boipucci
Leo Hughes
to watch rome burn
Hudson Harris
why didn't they just look over the counter and shoot her?
And what the hell is a governmental organization doing with security that uses single stack pistols?
Josiah Nguyen
Hacking his chromosomes
Sebastian Nguyen
This. Also this is the same exact badguy subplot.
Jack Sanchez
Getting dubs.
Liam Watson
there's no proof of this.
Jack King
...
David Morales
maybe if you post it again people will agree
Wyatt Rogers
beautiful
Luis Walker
impressive
Samuel Cooper
Is Elliot kill?
Eli Morris
Rat tail guy is most likely kill, so they would need Elliot now.
Luke Hughes
Did S2 start? Is it any good?
S1 looked promising but the whole Fight Club tweest killed it for me
Alexander Price
Why would you push your face over an obscuring object when you know there are other enemies in the vicinity ?
Daniel Young
...
Robert Morales
S2 is OK. It's like a worse Better Call Saul if we're talking about nothing happening.
Landon Ross
so this e-corp jew seems way too confident, was this hack orchestrated so they could gain more power
Robert Ramirez
I think he's just projecting confidence, he's stuck convincing the board to keep him in place and BD Wong is ready to fuck him in the ass.
Logan Harris
Bring down the system to bring up their own. Make their own money. Instead of the government. They playing the long game. And this is why no big business like every Corp exists in real life. No one has all the debt and computer backup systems. .
Aiden King
>mfw realizing Email wants us to think Ray is this season's Vera >mfw realizing Ray is actually going to be a big significant bad guy this season
DARYL NO!
Hunter Mitchell
Why did Ray not want Elliot to see his site? Elliot is a big boy dark net hacker, he's seen dark net markets before.
Also >Ray uses firefox/windows to access the darknet >not a flash drive running Tails OS and Tor browser
Eli Reyes
>you can't configure firefox to open onion sites directly
Nolan Morgan
> Tails
Levi Bell
I can, but youre still using the fucking Firefox browser. It's like turning an ipad into a laptop it's one thing thats shitty at both functions.
Jeremiah Clark
He didn't have a membership
Ryder Gonzalez
S2 is mostly filler but if you thought the fight club thing was a "twist" you're probably brain dead enough to enjoy season 2.
Kayden Adams
haven't you been enjoying season 2 so far?
Jaxon Barnes
who the fuck is this guy?
Jacob Davis
I assume it's someone related to Tyrell's antics during Elliot's blackout? Whoever is in charge of this narrative mess needs to get thier shit together. I knew season 2 might suffer once I found out S1 was made from a cannibalized movie script.
Xavier Reyes
I think that guy mows my lawn.
Jason King
We're 5 episodes in and the main character has basically done nothing cept help a random dude with a website.
This is small time shit after what happened in season 1, hopefully there is a big payoff but I can't see what it would be. BD Wong is the only reason to keep watching at the moment.
Austin Martinez
elliot woke up in the back of his SUV at the beginning of S2.
Nicholas Barnes
I don't understand.
Why didn't the first guy do the server migration? He's the one that set up the marketplace presumably?
Thomas Nguyen
so who was the guy that eliot was using the notepad with?
Adrian Cox
I think Craig was vetting Elliot to see if he was trustworthy enough to do something else for him.
Elliot even said that the other cunt obviously knew what he was doing and should've easily been able to do whatever Craig asked Elliot to do.
Benjamin Lewis
I think he set up the dark net marketplace for Craig.
Andrew Gray
i see, why did he refuse big craig for?
Zachary Cruz
he was the guy that was in charge of the parking lot where Tyrell's car was in the season 1 finale
he saw Elliot leave Tyrell's car after the big hack
the FBI came later and found Tyrell's car and questioned this guy, probably about any accomplices
Joanna got to him first and began paying him off to get him to lie to the FBI about Elliot to protect Elliot and through him, Tyrell
Charles Foster
what is the tor browser based on again?
Bentley Bell
I don't think he did refuse to continue working on the website for Craig, see
Bentley Anderson
Meryl Streep's daughter makes makes my dick diamonds. It's the eyes, there's something about her eyes that sets me off.
Leo Long
anons, would you be able to set this shit up and turn the other way for the contents of the site?
lots of ethical consequences to ponder.
Oliver King
id burn ray down tbqhfampie
Brandon Long
>implying I wouldn't set it up, get paid, then immediately destroy it and throw everyone to the FBI with some untraceable elite hacking skills
Liam Sanchez
No, I would probably only allow the sale of drugs.
That's where most of the profit from running dark net markets comes from anyway.
Juan Hill
She should be fucking dead.
Robert Jenkins
t. plays cowadooty
Lincoln Bell
take that back, she's our girl.
just want to snuggle up to that beak of hers
Landon Hall
i think the problem is that these illegal websites aren't super hard to create to the average hackermen, they didn't need Elliot
also Elliot knows about these kind of websites, why is he impressed? i'm sure he visite websites like that before, probably even worse.
Dylan Ross
>And what the hell is a governmental organization doing with security that uses single stack pistols? Muh .45 stopping power
Colton Ortiz
Btw why did hackerman use the black guy from hot tub time machine's computer to hack the FBI?
Camden Brown
because only terminal he had access to.
but tune in next week to watch the actual hack the fbi scenes, only on USA Network!
Liam Turner
Someone post that webm of that lady BTFOING Angela with that Winston Churchill million dollar quote please, I need it
Carson Reed
>why is Elliot impressed he visits sites like this all the time
I think any "surprise" he had was seeing all the shit and knowing it was Ray behind it, who had seemed so nice and caring (as evidenced by the next scene of his where he's debating between the two halves he knows of Ray)
second, just because he takes sites like these down a lot doesn't numb him to how fucking terrible they are each time. He's a pretty good person ("I wanted to save the world"), I bet shit like that really fucks him up
Leo Russell
So.... who the fuck is slaughtering the FBI?
Dylan Watson
The chinese hackers
Ian Turner
Even more psychological shit and edgy rants.
Brody James
That killed it for you? I ended up more taken in with how blatantly they acknowledged the inspiration. That pixies cover they played floored me.
Caleb Johnson
>"I'm gonna hack me some of that FBI" >sends in guys to shoot up the place
wtf i hate frogs now
Jayden Turner
Notice the admin name >caretaker
Elliot is in a mental hospital
Colton Jackson
So is he actually haxing the FBI then
William Morgan
yeah just exchange irc handles by paper note
Noah Richardson
Rob Riggle is a good actor. He does a good job at playing a murderous chaffeur.
Dylan Morales
That was the tranny gook who works for the dark army.
Liam Howard
I need a webm of white rose giving dom that slow head turn look after she speaks up at the first meeting
Nolan Ross
first season was cool but this one feels entirely like filler
Daniel Brooks
Not an excuse because it was still definitely weak, but I think that was probably the easiest method to immediately communicate it to the audience without further drawing out that aspect of the scene
Cameron Anderson
Why exactly did Elliot want to help Ray again? To piss off Mr Robot and then... what?
Colton Morgan
wasnt he just using his computer so he didnt have to hack the fbi on his own
Grayson Price
more like why didn't they just shoot through that thing. it's not like she's hiding behind thick steel
Isaiah Price
same here
s2 has been surprisingly slow. hopefully it's just a good buildup
Luis Roberts
Who? I don't remember that character
Joshua Sullivan
Ray told Elliot he'd let him borrow the hot tub time machine so he can go back and stop his dad from throwing him out of a window
Ethan Richardson
>LGTSS >smellyiot
Caleb Martin
This episodehad no Leon, that's why it was shit I'm calling it Leon, Pro Era, and A$AP Mob gonna roll up on Robertson and pedo crew for fucking with Hackerman
Jose Hernandez
it was ubuntu faggot
Jaxon Johnson
But didn't the guy get beat up by Craig for something?
Craig then gave him a speech about money and health, but the guy said Craig needed someone who could move shit and set up hot and cold something. Craig went to a car where that other guy said he could beat up the dude again and Craig said beating him up won't make him learn shit he doesn't know.
Figured the guy wants out and wanted someone to replace him so he plays dumb enough to need replacing but smart enough not to get killed immediately and know what they need the person to know and do.
Landon Miller
I was rubbing hoping it'd happen. Fucking hack writers.
Aiden Rogers
>Don't tell me you weren't wishing that Fishface and Crimson Chin would lez out when they were sitting on that couch. The facial expression of Crimson Chin really made me think they were gonna rub tacos
Carter Sullivan
look at me!
i'm acting!
Carson Myers
I thought it would happen.
Jayden Wilson
WITH YOUR FEET ON THE AIR YOUR HEAD IN THE GROUND
James Cox
>implying Craig Robinson's character doesn't have goons
Jackson Kelly
Yes because brilliant geniuses are almost always tech savvy. Steve Jobs anyone?