/nfl/ general - AMERICA'S TEAM edition

OAK: Raiders' Carr says finger shouldn't be problem
NYJ: Jets sticking with Fitzpatrick as starting QB
NFL: Hall of Fame displays Antonio Brown's gloves from 600th catch
PHI: Sources: Eagles likely to sit WR Agholor for MNF
WAS: Norman on spats with rivals: 'Trolls and clowns'
DEN: Kubiak: Broncos need to handle emotions better
OAK: Derek Carr's deep passing game improved after pinkie injury
CHI: Bears LB Trevathan to IR with ruptured tendon
PIT: Steelers rookie CB relishes Beckham assignment
CLE: Perfect season imminent

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>OAK: Raiders' Carr says finger shouldn't be problem

T-tybc

>DOINKOS

Will the Browns ever be good again?

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>have no skin in the game
>shitty AFC game

Still couldn't stop laughing.

Not with this owner.

Nope

> shitty
wtf you talking bout

Which team has the most qt girl fanbase?

>shitty

Probably patriots and cowboys imo

DONT EVER RESPOND TO ME SUBHUMAN AFC SCUM

oakland or minnesota

>shitty

yer fuggin retarded m8

Im a bears fan you fucking autist relax.
well women arnt fans they just like the attention pretending to be sport fans brings but probably dolphins or a California team, cowboys as well.

They were never good.

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>Oakland or Minnesota
>Drug addict spics or Somalians

Nah, senpai.

>the fanbase that makes me check my privilege
>the fanbase that genetically declines at 25 like all hicks

nty

That's not even the funniest Field Goal of the season

>Pats fanbase
>makes your check your privilege

Would men in Boston actually do that?

Are you not PC Bro?

Oakland has some of the ugliest wimminz fans ever.

Kek

LA. Rams.

Satan delivers the Webm. Thanks Satan.

History says otherwise

>OAK: Raiders' Carr says finger shouldn't be problem
they're lying

lol savage

>thinking this one is funnier
what makes it funny is that that chefs field goal was a meme field goal. this was just a botched attempt

raiders fans are obsessed with the chiefs. just ignore them

which reminds me
I was out walking today and saw a car run a redlight and almost hit two women crossing. as the driver went by in his 30 year old piece of junk he smiled at me. it was a fat mexican in a raiders cap. i should've known.

JUST

New York Post has no chill

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He only missed a series, x-rays were negative, and he's come back from worse injuries in a comparable amount of time. When he says he's fine he means it.

Nice made up story senpai

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I wanted Slay in that draft so badly.

He's so damn good. Knows he has help over the top, gives up on the route and picks the underneath route assigned to his idiot teammate who lost the receiver.

Derek Clutch

nope. too true to make up

Not bad, kid

Stafford 24-33

HOLY SHIT Sup Forums I just thought of the best way to win a super bowl would be

>Tom Brady at the helm, 2 minute drive down by 2 in the 4th qurter
>Just barely in field goal range, have time for one more play to get in better position (8 seconds left, no timeouts), nothing there just throw it away?
>Center muffs the snap, whizzes behind brady
>Brady picks up the ball ten yards behind the line of scrimmage, gets sacked by black defender
>Out of field goal range and time about to run out, Brady leans over to one of the black defenders, away from the refs and yells "FUCK YOU NIGGER"
>Black defender chimps out and starts wailing on Brady, prompting numerous flags
>Defending player penalized for unsportsmanlike conduct, ejected, yelling at the refs "BUT HE CALLED ME A NIGGER, WHERE'S HIS FLAG?", refs ignore him
>Ghostkowski kicks game winner with no time left
>Brady admits he called player "the 'n' word", did it as a a last ditch effort to draw a flag
>Racism won the super bowl
>The ensuing shitstorm

kill yourselve poltard

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>2016
>gostkowski hitting field goals

That's where you went wrong

Cute.

the broncucks are 1-3 against the division

explain yourself shit lords

Raiders ran over them
Chargers managed a split
Chiefs got lucky with a meme FG

I'm terrified we're going to choke, lose our last 5 games, and miss the playoffs again.

>postseason stats

Desperate

Yeah the only stats that matter

>making a 34 yard FG
>lucky

scoreboard faggot

>Chiefs got lucky with a meme FG
fucking rofl

fucking casual

.421

Kill yourselfs

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>OAK: Derek Carr's deep passing game improved after pinkie injury
God really works in mysterious ways

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Wow well thought out and convincing argument there

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>system baby stats

fuck you

never post here again

I believe he lost a bet

Sexual frustration detected

fuck off tripnerd

tfw khalil mack and derek carr would go 1 and 2 if the 2014 draft was held today

>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season

>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Tyreek Hill (4.25 40, 1st rookie since 1965 to having a receiving, rushing, and return TD all in one game; #1 in the NFL in the beaten girlfriends/game stat)

>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the conference championship this year

The Chiefs divisional round playoff win drought ends in 2016-2017

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

Raiders, Chiefs, Broncos

kill one

If there was an award for a qb that could do the least amount of work possible and still win a game Alex Smith would win hands down

Chiefs

Raiders

Broncos

Broncos

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fuck raiders, marry chiefs, kill broncos

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What will Sup Forums do when Tom Brady wins MVP playing 4 games less than everyone else. He has the top rating in the NFL and the best TD/INT ratio.

I'm serious

Fucking leae

chiefs

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Cowboys.

youtube.com/watch?v=TYHTr2Z82Ao

As a Chargers fan, I would hatefuck her.

raiders

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those jowels

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No wonder she wears the bandanna

>I'm king of the NFL in here

>Goes in there and ass rapes Kevin Laflansi
>Comes out and wins game

Is this the packers new secret weapon? Every time Rodgers isn't playing well they use Laflansi to get him horny so he goes out there and rapes men on the field?

>I'm...not sure what he's doing in there

Why does she wear the mask

>le cuck meme

this is literally what is happening here. He needs some man ass on field on demand to keep his play up. Ever since he was forced to be with a disgusting woman in the public eye he just haven't been the same.

His best years were what I call the Laflansi years. The year he won the Super Bowl was the year he was delivering the most ass-sault to kevin