Female Fake Taxi ed.
/brit/
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There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who will pretend that this dress is anything but blue and black in order to be funny
work in the morning
>the uda killed """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""civilians"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Crack up when some wankers who reeks of virginity and hideousness tells someone they have inferior genetics
Hahahaha the mums bf just told her she needs to lose weight the absolute madman
>aussies vs paddies
>chester vs greater london
>thailad vs the (((german)))
quite enjoy the /brit/ banter
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How come all the girls who are actively attracted to me are skinny chestlets?
Is it because I'm not really as interested in them so I don't act like a sperg?
swiper ...
sis is taking a plopper in my dad's commode and making the entire flat stink
I suffer living at home
>>chester vs greater london
one me
Rasheed
Generally busty women go for real men not boys, like... Irish men
>in less than 8 hours will be sat at my desk
hmm
chest feels a bit tight
heartbeat seems normal though
am I going to be okay?
Why are the Irish so ugly?
FUCKING CAT WON'T SHE THE FUCK UP
>irish sea
was not aware that the irish took to naming sewerage plants lads
I am Irish though
Greater London is an immigrant.
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Hmm wasn't talking to you actually wonder why you took it so personally
irish lasses love the BUSC
english genes
ahhh yes
not even going to lie
*lies*
every single world problem can be traced back to the arbitrary lines Britain drew on a map
will a girl ever love me despite my irish pectorals genetics
this one isn't even imaginative
what a cuck
hes gone full JUST
Why will 3/4 of Americans be obese by 2020? Why are Americans the laughing stock of the world and universally hated? Why do Americans idolise black men as the epitome of masculinity?
i'd love to break that smug cunts nose
Maybe this will help
gq.com
lads if I go to the GP about phimosis do I have to show them my willy
I think they only broke up a year ago, absolute state of him these days
the others were all jokes, this one isn't.
ends in S
No but you do have to show me
Spent years working my chest every day and seeing zero results because of my Irish genetics, then one day I saw the futility of it and achieved enlightenment
what is it about the French that make so many excellent electronic music producers?
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Why are the Irish so angry all the time? Is it because they're so short?
tee hee
why didn't the natives just redraw the lines after we left then
Anyone, anywhere: "anything"
Poor and ugly Irishman: *autistic screeching*
didnt read any of that
reminder that irish women are obsessed by British men
this is why irish men are always so angry and drunk
constantly getting cucked
Anglos?
It's not that I don't have sex, I just have sex with lots of skinny "fragile" girls who gag over my muscles
can guarantee i have the biggest chest in thsi thread
Daily reminder that all Americans have their penises cut off at birth and Englishman have permanent phimosis
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since when is being short an irish stereotype? Average height here is around 6'0
Why do the Irish vehemently insist they have a distinct culture and then go on an autistic tirade when you call them out?
Literally the Canadians of the British Isles
irish women want the BBC, no BBC leads to irish anger.
What do you think this dizzy cow is listening to, lads?
Ah yes
I'm not indian, pakistani, slav or irish if that answers your question
wouldn't mind being indian though they are top integrated lads, quite literally better than all northerners
I've got the biggest baps in this thread by a considerable margin, think again sunshine
Enough 4D chess
You are Irish
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probably Ed Sharia
>tfw english grandfather
ITS TRUE
t. ian watkins
Really want to just punch my cat once, just once, to take out all the frustration he's caused me.
I'm a good owner otherwise.
My willy has a hood
ANGLO'D
he didnt want children
Hello Russian
Mauro picotto- comodo
What a fucking banger, serious buzz
how true is this lmao
Neutral Milk Hotel
frfr lmao
Kind of funny how one tiny little organism (Phytophthora infestans) brought down the """fighting""" irish
I would drop-kick it instead of punching it
If you don't sometimes get the urge to abuse an animal you aren't human
Sometimes they look so fragile and helpless that delivering them a boot to the jaw brings great satisfaction
No I'm Irish
He's a prod
>black
>pakistani
>yank
>bender
>northerner
>russian
which one will he pull next time, stay tuned
just swear at it a few times instead
what bra size
>you're minding your own business when this dirty bint starts eyeing you up
what do?
The Irish are a base and backwards race
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WTF I no longer dislike the Irish now
haha no it's not you bender I'm 6ft and when I've went down south the average is definitely not my height. The "short irish" thing is a meme though, I'll give you that. Pretty sure the avg in england is lower.
hate the normie presence in these threads
legs
Which one? The one on the left is qt but the middle slash looks like a right cunt
Greater London isn't British.
Why is this such a thing with the Brits? They always do that worst positions too like that dumb pile driving thing.
>*hurr durr let me based the entire agricultural output of my country on the potato*
>potato famine occurs
>"oh fugg :DD" - Irish manlets
WHY DO NORMIES RUIN EVERYTHING I LIKE REEEEE
Not who you're replying to you little spastic but the average height for the south and the north is literally the same
i dunnae lad I went to an all boys secondary school and I was fairly average height and im 185 cm