Walk down the street

>Walk down the street
>See this

Wat do?

Sqaut for a shit, Fucking touching cloth, ive been shopping for 2 hours and IBS is kicking off, Have no choice.

Make her a bowl of eggs

Send her to a orphanage

Offer to set up her tent

Guide her in the right direction

finders, keepers

Hey little girl.

Do you want yo know a see core it.

Cause I know one and it is sooooo good to hear it.

You want to know what is shwam?

Alright.

I'll tell you what shwam.

I know. How to count. Aaaaaalll the way. To Schfifty Five.

And I can tell you how to do it faster than you can say "Poopty peupty pantses."

Are you ready to hear it, baby?

Alright.

I lol'd

ignore it
move along

Talk to her about David Koresh and how the government really screwed that up.

Your autism is showing

Fuck her right in teh pussy

...

> "That's what happens when you play with matches ya lil cunt!"
Then proceed home.

Are you assuming gender?

Offer to poke through the ashes for the remains of her pets.

Ask if she wants to see my pokemons

I do

>be worried
>offer her someplace to call home
>make her soup
>talk to her a lot

am I ASKING FOR TOO MUCH GUYS?
WHY CANT WE HAVE SUCH THINGS?

Instant rape

I have mudkip and Mew too.

you gonna offer her eggs to user?

force some scrambled eggs on her? tell her not to talk as long as she keeps eating the eggs YOU SICK FUCK?!

yes.
i bet she would love some of my homemade omelette du fromage.

Un American French detected

is rape permitted in this 3rd world country?

"inflammable" does not mean "not flammable".
Now you know.
And knowing is half the battle.

I'd toss her salad and scramble her eggs if ya know what i mean

"YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS"

...

You fucking beat me to it.

I would adopt it
I would take care of her
I would love her
And I would violate it

I would make a video and upload on liveleak.

Take a picture, obviously.

>LE REFERENCE TO EPIC MEME

I just wanna caress her, gently rub my throbbing engorged phallus across her soft child cheeks.Then, I furiously shred her clothes as I indulge in her petite body.

No one escapes from the dick wrangler 3000

I'm not sure that I do know what you mean.

Keep walking. Last thing I need is to get involved in someone else's shit.

>Grab her face
>Shove it in front of my cock
>Set my cock on fire, force her to watch it turn to ashes
>Cradle her face in my hands and whisper to her:

"Everything you love burns away"

>Are you assuming gender?
dont have to. you don't have to be a doctor to see that she is clearly a bitch

what the fuck

Take in my new damaged daughteru and turn her into my damaged waifu

In this order

1. Abduct
2. Rape
3. Kill
4. Bury

Realize i failed

"Oops...you missed a spot"
and then set her on fire

NO SURVIVORS

Flip over, bent over ledge, pull down her slut shorts and bury myself deep. Proceed to fuck her hard and finish as deep inside as I can. Take her home and care for my new slut.

stamper please

This is obviously Detroit, so I would watch out for her pimp trying to rob me.

I will try to have sex with her.

This

offer her a drink
looks like she needs it.

>walking through Detroit
>white girl crying alone
>probably a trap set by blacks
>nope
>start walking past her
>she stops crying
>pull off her wig and mask
>ITS A BLACK IN DISGUISE
>run away before i'm murdered by something that's more than meets the eyes

Set fire to the house again, and double check this time that she's really tied up?

kys 9fag

/fit/ pls go

Sit down next to her spark up a joint pass that shit to her, tell her everything's gonna be ok put my arm around her and let her cry on my shoulder till shes done. Than i get up and walk home.

Wait, no one would like to know why there's an exploded house down the street you are walking??

simply ask what's wrong.

not fuck, of course!

Call FBI?

Trannyformers

Ask did they died

Tell her to move out of the ghetto and get some English lessons. Damn guttersnipe.