Assumptions Thread...

Assumptions Thread. Post a picture of your gf/wife and we make assumptions about the bad choices they have made in the past.

gf

Cheats on every bf she ever had

Deciding to live in Europe.

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Exgf

is a slut but uses drugs/alcohol as an excuse for her promiscuity

Got passed around at a bikers' party once. Is bi-curious.

Already lives in Yurrup. Note electrical socket.

Surprisingly very close to something that actually happened.

Wife

Yeah that's what i meant. Decided**

GF

Took too many drugs and was involved in a gang bang.

Prefers gangbangs but needs to feel a little drunk first.

hot poast moar

Was that pic for you?

more for more

german ex gf.

I assume by her face that she doesn't let you finish in her mouth.

Therein lies a tale…

Obviously

MOARRRR

Yes indeed!

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probably got drunk at a party and was subsequently felt up by boys

also moar

Drank too much at Octoberfest and was the prize for the men's soccer team after they won a game.

Mine

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Drunk goes in the right direction

Once took 3 big black dicks at the same time.

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Wife

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Drug addict

Buddy's gf

She believed you when you said it anal wouldn't hurt.

If you consider weed a drug then u are correct

gf

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Got drunk and sucked your dick.

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That slut has a bush growing around her belly button wtf

Took too many hits of acid in the 70s

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She already knew that was a lie

Yeah I thought that was fucking weird too.
Tits are nice though.

Likes to pick up random black guys at roadhouses and fuck under the pool table.

Let her sorority sisters spank her as initiation.

Tried escorting to pay for tuition, then decided college isn't for her.

get close and ill dump nudes

Hates being asian and wants a white man badly to have half white children with good hair and good eyes

But, of course, here on Sup Forums we're too gentlemanly to kiss and tell.

Used to be a hooker but stopped after she fucked her 100th guy

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Well it was at a party instead of a biker bar. She was fairly drunk but not to the point where she didn't know what was going on. She fucked one guy and then another guy came in towards the end and said it was his turn and she said okay. 5-6 guys fucked her that night and she had trouble walking and sitting for a couple days after.

One time … in band camp …

Got locked in a mental institution.

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Nudes

Did she ever do anything like that afterwards?

Blew out all the candles at a birthday party. While on her knees.

Got tonnes more if people post

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OP is her last name Wood? Looks so familiar

Only one other time. A group of guys were flirting with her at a bar and she brought them all home for more drinks. She wound up naked and they thoroughly abused her that night.

She got caught by the cops while giving a blowjob in the back of an alley.

She looks like the girl you fuck when you're drunk, but pretend to your friends that you didn't. She hits you up the next day for round two, and you shamefully tell her to come on over again.

You got kik

No initials are J.P

daddy issues. he was abusive she wished she was pretty like the girls in her school. now the only way for her to have pleasure is to be treated like an object

Can't drive anywhere without a trip to McDonald's to stuff her fat ass with more fries and soda.

Sounds familiar … you must have been in the cuckold thread an hour ago. Seems odd that she would have done this sort of thing only twice. Either they try it once and get scarred for life or else they say "fuck yeah!" and do it every chance they get.

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Sucked off the high school football team at halftime

Ex

Binge drinker at parties, usually gets fucked while vomiting in the toilet. She likes it though.

Well it's only twice that I know about but I know the second time they were pretty rough with her. Tried double stuffing her holes. They got two cocks in her pussy and almost had two in her ass.

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This is revenge after her husband got pissed off about her fucking some random trucker in a gas station bathroom on your way to Disneyland with the kids.

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Tells every guys she meets about her dad sodomizing her when she was 7 in hopes of getting pitty, but the best sex outside family she has ever had was when she was raped by a hobo.

Let 4 guys watch her dog eat her out when she was in Jr. High

whats her name

Gangbang queen

Beautiful but air head

Down to lick ass

Secretly a transexual and has HIV from her early days of prostituting

Blacked