Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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I love each and every one of you

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Still here.

You look cute when you do though, honeybun.
Just say stop when we found the one.

Claim

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taiga claimed !!

Claimed

You're pretty keen on the idea of keeping it food-based, huh?
I think it would take more than a nice petname to bring out the cuteness in me, but your kind words are appreciated, Sahneschnitte

Hi.

That was a good ride in.

do something good for yourself today, miss Rem

Hello hello, how are you doing?

Just playing some world of tanks.

nice

I'm eating if that's good.

yes good

I sure am, sweetiepie, the deliciousness is sure to make it endearing, and sweet and cute are the same word in german. Furthermore Sahneschnitte too is a food.

"taiga is flat!"
>implying?

Yes, I remember you saying that it was a food. Maybe relating it to taste would make it easier to become accustomed to it. The idea of tasting someone is quite appealing.

taiga a best!

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there's nothing wrong with small boobs miss Tomoko

Boobs are awesome big or small but the picture was on topic.

okay! I didn't realize that's what you meant, sorry

claimed

Thread slowed right down.

Its okay.

yes ma'am it did ;~; I thought it was normally a little more busy this time of day

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Switch when?

I post the floppers because raphi likes them

just post*
my b

Want me to make it go faster?

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Hello, and I'm not sure if we want that....

yes please miss Sono

Geez 5 minutes.

You were right about the coffee grease, I didn't even know such a thing existed

Claiming best girl.

SAB gave me a headache.

Hi sono

Lol you got it~

What's SAB?

Hey qt
>cheeseburgers in japan
I hope they don't get fat

Ah, so you too have slight cannibalistic tendencies? It's okay, I find nibbling lolis extremely cute.

Yea, no, thanks, you can leave.

Salty already?

:burg:
thank you

Not until you teach me more German.

I would like one right about now actually.
Make me one?

Eh pretty good, I can't wait to get home and take a cold bath with ice to help my sore body. What about you?

Super Adventure Box!

Yeah, I had no idea either, it really built up pretty quick too.
I just wipe it off with a paper towel and it's all good.

Meee too, the bright colors and the constant bliep bloops.
It was quite a super adventure in a box though.

I don't want to eat anyone! Just maybe nibble at them, that would be nice.

Rea makes the bessssssssst burgers!
Holy fuck!

Is that the new video game you kids are playing now?

Will it harden if I leave it there?

There are 1440 minutes in a day, we'll be conservative and assume a third of that is all you spare. That's still 480 minutes, more than enough to make that small five minute investment, wouldn't you say?

Knowing music artists, "salt" is more than likely short-hand or cocaine.

Haben Sie meine Hausaufgaben gemacht?

It was. I want that jukebox.

>kids
Kek. It's a guild wars 2 event thing.

Hmm, good point, okay I'll listen to it when I get home.
>phone wifi sucks and keep stuttering

*for
ignore that

>quads means truth
>unless I have a fucking say
You've never had my burgers.

I could try! I made chicken burgers a few weeks ago!
I'm okay! why are you sore love?

>Haben Sie meine Hausaufgaben gemacht?
what did you say about my mother?

I wish I was a gamer like you, I'm missing out on a lot of fun things.

Dont tease me like that.
Chicken burgers?

What you wanna know?

Is there art of Lain nibbling on someone? Also, is there any fan art of her?

I was literally googling there, trying to figure out what a short-hand is. Thought it might be a drug related slang term.

You never had Rea's burgers. She could make dog shit taste delicious.

I got fucked up in my job yesterday.
Any plans for this evening?

The fucking best I ever fucking had! I'm not even teasing!

I want to know how to say "Hey look! A dirty Muslim!"

How old is Rea? Give me a ballpark.

I said she smells of elder berries.
GW2 is free. Just install it and start playing.

Pretty sure I make better burgers. It's my specialty.

>Geez 5 minutes
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc

I'm sure there must be art of that somewhere out there. I don't have the habit of looking for or collecting fan art, though, so I wouldn't have any on me if it does exist.

yes! there isn't a lot of fat to bind it, so you need bread crumbs and eggs, but it tasted really good! it was on pretzel buns with smoked swiss and artisan mustard!
ahhh ;~; I'm sorry, please rest
I'm gonna drink tonight!

I shouldn't say a woman's age in the thread but she's a tiny bit older than you.

What the heck is an elder berry?

And no, no you don't. No one does.

Why do you listen to so much music!?

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hi

Well that's unfortunate. There isn't anything forcing you to, of course.

Not really, just a way to refer to something.

Hello to you too then.

What are we having to drink, love?

And how long has she been cooking?

No idea.
I'd imagine soaking it in warm water would soften it up if it did.

Yay Sleep!

>listen to so much music!?
How do you even live?!

Teasing me because I wont get them :(
Pretzel buns are good

>"Obacht! Ein Kulturbereicherer!"
Notice how you don't need to say 'dirty' as the noun is already negative enough.

If it was a street word, what would it mean?

we're having apple and mango ale!
so is spicy mustard! and smoked swiss! and chicken burg!
I just don't remember what seasoning I put in them!

Because music is good

I need to actually listen to Dopesmoker one day

I dont really liked spicy mustard but the rest of it sounds good.

Whoops, mis-tagged the post. But yes, hello Rei claimer.

I completely mistagged the post. See

And just like that I have to go again, bye guys, sorry.

Hi!
>that took me a while to find you.
Wi-fi forces my hand!
She said since she was 10 years old.
>she's sitting next to me
Then I shall do that...
Thank you.
I don't really like music at all...
You will one day, I hope you like them as much as I do.
>she wants me off the thread now because I'm talking about her again.
Those are some big ass words lol
D:
I love mango, i'm so jealous right now >_<
Its very boring...

ahhh... spicy isn't the best word! it just has a bit of a zesty kick! does that make sense?

Equal terms. Perfect.

be safe I love you miss Sono!

>What the heck is an elderberry
>He hasn't seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Thats the dream. I understand. Bye hope it goes well for both of you.
Hmm maybe pepperjack cheese and jalapenos?

no that is spicy! that's spicier than this mustard was!

>not reading the books

Fuck off.

>Saya fucked the quote
>CHERCHER LA VACHE

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You made it extra hard to spot by also not including a picture...
But wouldn't you want to see more of your waifu: other clothing, cute stuff, higher quality?

Only Kulturbereicherer kinda is, and to make up for it it's less words.

I like Electric Wizard
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