> be me > be 9 > elementary school > autist named "Dominique" has something for every boy in the grades 1-6 > in every single class up until 6th grade > tard says "HAYE ANAWNNN" > tard does this every day > tard is in speech > girls have cooties > stay away as far as possible and attempts to speak to me > start making barriers > tard gets upset and punches other girls in the face because boys would not play uno with her > dominique goes on a rampage and throws her backpack > finds plastic fruits on teachers desk > ohfuck.jpg > kicks a boy named zach in the face (cool kid of the class) gets angry and screams at her > tard storms out screaming and not seen for only a week
Got one more story about a lice ridden ass picking tard.
>be me >year 7 >new school >class is decent, with childhood friend >two severe autists >one is quiet, keeps to himself >not really that bad, just feel sorry for the guy really >other one >the fucking other one >loud >obnoxious >very "involved" >had this stupid fucking bowl cut >geography >teacher is a cunt, takes a personal dislike to me >back then I was a clever kid, not the dull midway of mediocrity I am now >groupwork >puts me with him every. single. time. >definitely doing it deliberately >tard is the most irritating faggot imaginable >bossy >overly dramatic >flamboyant >always tries to take charge
worst part was that all his "confidence" was praised and encouraged by his handlers the only funny thing I remember happening (I only stayed at that school for a year, moved to a grammar school the next year) was during PE he would literally frolic across the field. >PE >playing rounders >faggot is just standing there doing nothing >not even paying attention >someone hits it quite high >ball drops neatly onto his shoulder >he fucking loses it >screaming and crying like someone just murdered his favourite crayon and cut his leg off >tard guard consoles the snivelling lump him for the rest of the hour
he was just an insufferable cunt. probably wasn't even his fault, but fuck, everyone hated him
Luke Cook
Bump
Jonathan Allen
Sorry I took a nap, I'll continue that story just stick around.
Jordan Jenkins
>be me when younger >at a party, pretty drunk >talking to girl i crush on >excuse myself for piss >want to get back to girl so instead of shaking just tuck my dick up in my waistband of underwear >go back to girl, talking for a minute >she looks down at crotch 'jesus christ user, put your dick away' >look down >my entire foreskin is bunched up sticking out the top of my pants >i have a little dick
Jace Long
>be me >6th grade >tard named andrew, hilbilly >"heuueh i smoke weed in my daddys trailer" says tard all the time. >tard only listens to Avenged Sevenfold >kid doesn't have dad, only grandfather but still calls him his dad >one day starts insulting a friend of mine, Nia >girl minds her own business when we're in art class >Andrew pulls her hair she screams, starts touching her >screams about his massive body odor boy pushes her >she pushes him into art cabinet >LITERALLY TIPS THE CABINET ON TO HIM >cries sitting there like a puss-baby >next day in lunch starts laughing and shrugs off the previous day >i start talking about it because for some reason this tard sits with me and a few of my other friends >tard gets angry and punches himself IN THE FUCKING DICK >laughs about it and tries to forget >mfw hilbilly got beat up by a grill
Colton Ward
that's pretty hilarious, user
Ian Davis
I like the P.E bit, the "Special Care Unit" should've done their jobs better.
Daniel Morris
op has to bump, shame on me.
Nathaniel Harris
bump for tard wrangler stories
Jaxson Kelly
bump
Levi Lopez
OP here, I have one more story but it's not even worth sharing. Unless you want to hear a story about love, lust, and Micheal Jackson.
Alexander Moore
bump!
Camden Stewart
>be me freshman year of HS >3 black kids all clearly retarded >danced to Micheal Jackson >One tall, One short, One fat and Short >grunted like Micheal Jackson and danced as good as possible like him, me and friends called him the TRUE Micheal Jackson a "Reincarnate" of some sort. >Always were moving their locations >dad's girlfriend has tard daughters >the 3 have a crush on her >they fought over her in front of her >ohfuckyeatardbrawl.webm >never fought, had a dance off instead >mfw >fat one won of course, the short and the tall one still talked >had a grudge against fat tard but still hung out with him >one day my friend alex walks up to short one and says "can i have that fedora for a second?" >tard gives him fedora >does a hat trick and says "m'lady" >alex walks off laughing >tards still fought over dad's girlfriend's daughter >fat micheal jackson has retired dancing later in the year and the 2 went without him.
one of the saddest stories i've ever wrote
Easton Johnson
>9th grade >English class >class divided into two sections facing each other >teacher lectured in the middle of the two sections >severe autist named Adam in the opposite section as me >teacher is lecturing >autist is clearly not paying attention >starts picking his nose >he is really digging away >starts eating it >catches the attention of myself and a few others >he keeps picking at it >just hard as fuck and munching away >no one is paying any attention to the teacher anymore >he apparently doesn't notice half the class staring >he is picking at it so hard it starts bleeding >omg it is bad >blood is literally pouring out his nose down his chin >he starts cupping the blood in his hands >so much blood accumulates his hands are full >he doesn't go for a tissue or anything >he starts slurping the blood up into his mouth and is drinking it >becomes a huge distraction to the class >everyone is laughing and/or disgusted >teacher notices >screams at him and dismisses him from class to go to the bathroom to clean up >he sheepishly rushes to the door while blood is dripping everywhere >wow...
Carson Rodriguez
>be me, 14. freshman year of HS >have algebra 1 on third period >whoaretheassholesthatmademyschedule.png >go in >eyes lock with the smartest tard at the school >Tardbert Einstien >his name is Jamari Richburg, obvious autist please look him up >hhh-hhhi annnn-on >did I mention he stutters on almost every fucking syllable >math class starts >teacher places me right beside him >letthegamesbegin.jpeg
Tell me if you want more
Carter Parker
more pls
Isaac Reed
please more
Jeremiah Wright
reminds me of a tard that was in my elementary but the story is terrible so i'm not going to tell it picked off her scabs and slurped them up like spaghetti and intentionally cut herself to scab, also ate boogers from her nose and from under desks.
Eli Thompson
looked him up, he privated his instagram and looks like the image, did I find the right one?
Jayden Taylor
the image is on his google+
Justin Sullivan
yes I did find him, instagram and google+ thanks user
Michael Brooks
I'm not sure if this kid actually has a mental problem, but here are a few snippets of him this year
>be me >senior year hs >take advanced programming class because I took basic one last year >in a room of 11, only 4 are in advanced programming, 2 are in some dumb shit class, and the rest are in the beginner programming class >kid named Dalton, 11th grade, is in the beginner class >makes desparate attempts to fit in with my friends and i, who just insult each other and spout nonsense all day, it's great >he tries to get acquainted with the current memes at the time, but falls anywhere from 3-36 months LATE, ALWAYS using dead memes and being annoying and autistic. >one day we were just chilling and having a great time, probably bringing up memes, and this kid, I shit you not, started singing "hey now, you're a keemstar" for a solid minute and a half >after he realized no one cared and were all wishing death on him, he gets up, stands next to one side of the group, and starts SINGING THE FIRST VERSE OF WE ARE NUMBER ONE, DANCING ALONG TO IT. >I couldn't believe my ears I wanted to experience death like nothing else. >he will also frequently dab, make references to Nicholas cage and harambe, and make awful lorax/we are number one/shooting star video edits all the time. >fucker even has a youtube channel.
I don't have many stories about this supposed autist, but I can describe him with this video here (which he made.)
>be me when I was a teen >had two good friends, one of them who was into D&D >the D&D player invites me and our friend to join a campaign he was starting >he also invites this other guy from their school, I'll call him the autist >I hate Squeak from the start >he's the most obnoxious aspie you can imagine >he constantly interrupted the campaign with stupid, unrelated rants about videos or animations he'd seen online >his voice drove me crazy, and he never shut up >I once saw him eat ramen, and he made these horrible gulping and slurping noises while eating the noodles >one time, he marked up my friend's parents' old wood table by stabbing it with a fork >another time, he sprayed a soda all over it by opening the cap too fast >I can't convey how annoying his personality and mannerisms were
Jackson Baker
cont'd
>Anyway, skip forward a few years later >I hear he was expelled from their school for kicking a girl with fetal alcohol syndrome in the head (she was apparently obnoxious, but still...) >he ends up attending a local education center where homeschoolers can take classes of their choice, kinda like college, but for kids of all ages >I was attending college at this point, but had been to that education center for years before, and was still going there occasionally >the autist starts going there >I didn't know this until I found out I had a class with him >It was a programming class with kids from 10-18, including me >the autist is crude in front of all of the kids, doesn't know when he's going too far with jokes >writes okay code, but gets too distracted to do anything useful >my brother attended there too, he has a story about him >apparently the autist was tasked with running a snack stand, and had given my brother the wrong kind of cookie (a more expensive kind) >rather than simply informing my brother of the mix-up, he instead runs up and grabs the cookie out of my brother's hand >at this point, everyone I knew at that place hated him - even the really nice people >he eventually leaves, and I attend college full time and never see him again
Logan Jenkins
the kid should honestly die.
Jaxson Mitchell
cont'd
>fast forward 5 years or so, my friend tells me something that happened to him recently >he was in an art class when he overheard two girls talking >one was talking about a guy who she said was really hard to get to stop asking her out - she had to be really blunt with him, because he was getting stalkerish >then she says, "oh, and by the way, his name was [the autist's unmistakeable name]" >my friend had to leave the room he was laughing so hard
Jace Hernandez
Very good.
Kevin Sullivan
>autist >Squeak >aspie
Omfg, kys please
Landon Stewart
I meant to change that to "the autist". I originally put in a part about his voice cracking a lot and squeaking, but decided to leave that out.
Jack Foster
least he isn't one of the faggots who eat raw ramen who "for some reason" get dehydrated from it.
Asher Bailey
I guess not, but that doesn't make up for how much he drove us crazy
Nathan Russell
I lived with literal tards for 2 years and I still feel bad.
Isaiah Walker
Can't we have a tard holocaust?
Hudson Parker
...
Dominic Bell
I feel for you. I just played D&D with one once a week for a summer and hated it, I can't imagine two every day for two years.
Carson Reyes
boy oh boy do I wish.
Bentley Myers
It's amazing how y'all Sumbitches have any room to judge anyone. Y'all are a bunch of chronic masturbating basement dwellers. Smh
Ethan Torres
thanks user, it means a lot. haha u mom gay bro.
Xavier Rivera
Hopefully you'll be the first exterminated.
Andrew Taylor
shit bait
James Perry
How long did it take you to come up with that one?
Dylan Mitchell
5 seconds
Lucas Cook
That's shockingly long
Colton Cooper
Anyone have any more stories to share?
Parker Price
I can tell. That was trash, like where your mother put you when you were born so she could go back to doing meth with her druggie friends.
Nathan Stewart
Longer than you last with your blow up doll girlfriend.
Chase Torres
Found the tard
Blake Ortiz
Lol
Grayson Brown
gas the tards and niggers. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Logan Gutierrez
You fucking faggots are posting "this person annoyed me" stories and not actual tard stories.
Fuck all of you
Kevin Harris
you too babe muah. lots of love. where's your contribution?
Ethan Jenkins
>be me >around about 2nd grade, can't really remember >get to the school toilet, door is shut >wtf.gif >usually always open, I just assumed the janitors or whatever had cleaned it >go in anyways, expecting nothing >a kid runs past me, screeching >jesuschrist.png >kid slams against the wall, trying to jump up onto the little ledge where the windowsill is >he has his pants around his ankles, underwear there too >basically dry-humping the wall, screeching >walk out, scarred Mfw
Isaac White
that's honestly amazing.
Jayden Roberts
OP here, had to log in on my phone.
Carson Kelly
Yeah I got one. Never told this story but here it goes. This autist from my elementary school days was extra special, and I made the mistake of fucking with him this one time.
>fifth grade, maybe >never been particularly popular but I'm finally starting to get some friends >I'm also quickly growing and am now one of the taller and stronger boys in my grade >more importantly, I'm figuring out that while I was never liked too much by the chads, I was liked by some stacy's >anyways, school dance and I actually managed to dance with a couple stacy's, one even seemed to like me >fifth grade me is feeling pretty awesome >I'm a little sweaty and thirsty from dancing so I leave the school gym and go to the water fountain >this complete fucking autist - let's call him Linus, is running around the school hallways playing with himself >I don't think Naruto existed yet but he was literally running around like that >Not sure what came over me but as I was drinking from the water fountain, I stuck out my leg and tripped him >fucking little shit went flying >he immediately starts crying and screaming >I pretend like it was accident and say I'm sorry, clearly not meaning it, and then go into the gym to tell a teacher >before I have the chance to find a teacher, Linus runs into the gym full speed ahead, literally screeching, and jumps on my back to tackle me >I'm about double his size so I pretty much immediately wrestle him to the ground, and as I'm holding him down I scream back "LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FUCKING FREAK" >he keeps trying to get out from under me to hit me so I hold him there for a good five seconds until a teacher comes over and pulls me off >I don't remember exactly what happened after that, but after I'd left the dance, I learned that Linus had said I attacked him, and that I was trying to choke him to death. And that he had really bad bruises around his neck. Continue?
Cooper Scott
It turned out the yard was pressured by some 6th graders to do it as a game or something Apparently the aim was to jump as high as you could with your pants down and hold on as long as possible
Ian Watson
>be me >junior year of hs >had a class and my lunch period with a suspected autist >autist was very book smart >was extremely awkward >I mean extremely awkward >had no idea how to socialize >stuttered a lot >horrible hygiene >wore same clothes everyday >greasy hair >bad acne >ass crack was always showing >smelled awful >was obsessed with a girl in my class >would always stare at her >intently >always sat next to her >asked her for her number once >girl gave him her email instead >autist looked like he was on the verge of committing suicide >still sat next to her >drew her creepy pictures >asked her to solve puzzles with him >tried to impress her by telling her about how well he could build things with Legos >once took out something that looked like a wire from his pencil case >took it apart >wrapped it around his pencil >tried to show off his creation to the girl >wouldn't leave her alone all year >once during lunch I caught him picking out the empty tin foil from his lunchbox >starting eating it like a goat
Owen Lee
Who here wants to convert tard story thread into a raid? Got 2 yards, a loli lover and a Spanish dude who tries to act Russian
Camden Martinez
Tard*
Brandon Flores
>be me >6th grade I think >was at a park with my little sister >was helping her onto a tire swing >van pulls up in parking lot >turns out van was from special ed school >around 6 tards came running out of the van >saw tire swing >all started running toward it at once >making autistic noises >chaperone/teacher tried to stop them >too late >pushed my sister off the tire swing >sister started crying >tards crowded onto tire swing
Aiden Garcia
Like niggers in a Zoo
Xavier Morales
I like it when the poster turns out to be the tard.
More of those, please.
Carter Brooks
they definitely did sound like monkeys
Samuel Cruz
please continue
Luis Johnson
>>tard guard LMAO
Grayson Richardson
tards out of their care takers van usually do.
Jackson Nguyen
I really want to talk about this autist that was in my middle school and somehow made it into my high school but I'd rather start a thread out with it
Colton Cox
cont'd
>so Linus has apparently accused me of trying to choke him >I learn from my parents that his parents are apparently really powerful at the school >they donate a ton of money >meanwhile I am on financial aid >I go into school with my parents and the school explains that Linus is accusing me of attacking him and trying to choke him >they show me photos of his neck, and sure enough, his neck is covered in severe bruises >I of course deny it and begin telling them that I never touched his neck >administrators think I'm lying; "the marks on his neck were seen by teachers shortly after your attack on Linus" >apparently Linus' sister and her friends are saying they witnessed me trying to strangle him >even my parents are beginning to doubt me >school explains that his parents are calling for my expulsion, and until further notice I am suspended
Just to back up for a second, I didn't touch his neck, and these bruises were pretty bad. All I can think is that he gave himself the marks to get me in trouble.
>the school does an "investigation" where they ask students what they saw >apparently a bunch of students actually come to my defense and say I didn't attack Linus and that he attacked me >a few students are backing me up that I didn't choke him >the problem is, this kid's parents are very powerful. >school moves to expel me
Lincoln Peterson
sounds amazing user please keep the keks rollin'
Nicholas Hernandez
Not mine but it's awesome. Can't not post the story of The Don.
Brandon Edwards
>so I am facing expulsion and it's becoming increasingly clear to people that I was innocent >but there are some who just see me as being twice Linus' size, who know he was an outcast, and just assume I am a bully >on the other hand a ton of students and now a teacher were saying that I was attacked and that I shouldn't be expelled >but Linus' parents are basically demanding my expulsion >in order to force my expulsion, Linus' parents decide to actually move forward with pressing charges >the police are now involved >at this point, I can't believe how much bullshit has come just from me tripping this fucker >the police do a formal investigation and I am formally questioned about it >as I'm explaining the story to the police, I explain that I was holding him down to prevent him from trying to hit me back >they ask me whether he was facing me, or facing away from me >he was facing away >as I'm explaining this one of the cops stops me and says he doesn't need anything more from me >I later learn that the police put together that if I was behind him, holding him down and choking him, that my fingers would have made marks on the front of his neck, whereas my thumbs would have been on the back of his neck >Linus had severe bruises, so severe you could make out the imprint of a hand. The thumb prints were on the front of his neck, whereas the finger prints were on the back >nobody they asked, including his sister, said that he was facing me while I was "choking him" >turns out, Linus DID choke himself, and now he was caught
Isaac Robinson
you here for the summer?
Adam Harris
so you almost got arrested because of an autist
Xavier Richardson
>that crazy bastard actually strangled himself to the point of giving himself bruises >I mean his neck was BLACK AND BLUE >people who doubted me felt so bad >all of a sudden, my life changed so dramatically >I'd been suspended but it was removed from my record >Linus was expelled immediately >supposedly, the school had been putting up with him and his awful grades because of his parents, but this was the last straw >teachers, students, everyone treated me like a hero or something
I was responsible for getting rid of the obnoxious rich autist
>that almost made me popular for a little while >thanks Linus you autistic bastard
Thomas Long
I don't know if it was ever going to come to that. My mother later told me that it was her that had put it together that the hand prints didn't make sense and that that was why she let me tell the police my story. My mother also happens to be a liar so idk.
Nolan Edwards
I wonder if that autistic faggot uses this site I hope so I fucking hate autists