The Purge:

The Purge:

What would you do?

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Taxes, also sell and buy everything I'll need for the year, tax free

so your going to sell everything you need for the year and then buy it back?

Download a car

your mom

YOU WOULDN'T

Go on site without parents permission

bug out. i'm not a mentally sick person that needs to inflict damage to others

shoot my lesbian ex in the uterus so she could never reproduce, and kneecap so she has a limp the rest of her life

hide in the garage

make her air-tight

hand out laxative laced brownies to the homeless

>What would you do?

Kill Jew bankers

Kill known leftists, muslims, jews, and illegal immigrants. Plan ahead to kill as many as possible.

Little girls.

Nigga...

I'd probably just try to steal as much shit as possible and avoid people

Kill all animal abusers, and while I'm at it I would beat the shit out of you assholes who think posting animal abuse on here is funny.

would snipe feminist in a college campus with an ar-15

Turn right at a no right on red sign.

beta

Just move Saudi Arabia where they already do that. You'd be in heaven there.

Hand this white guilter over to ISIS

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Me too, my dude.

Kill so many niggers, wetbacks, and gooks. Lots of rape too.

Kill all pedos, who's with me?

feminist

Walk on the grass

Leave for a week to another country where there is no purge and ride it out until it's done.

steal loads of stuff so when it's over i can make a mint selling it.

Break into all of the major sports hall of famer and steak all the sports memorabilia.

Play the best game of Tower Defense in history

Hunt and kill as many of the broneys, weaboos, and feminazis as I can.

Release the Kraken!

A worthy goal

Hide in a rural basement with some canned food and a loaded shotgun. Turn the property into a little slice of Vietnam, but make sure the house just looks deserted from outside, not fortified. I'd make sure to keep a map of every booby trap on the grounds so I can disarm them all afterwards.

*you're moom

just chill in my attic and get drunk
i bet hackers could like do super illegal shit online like steal a fuckload of money electronically or something

>go to car dealerships
>bust in
>steal as many expensive rides as i can one by one
>take cars home
>make way to DMV
>bust in
>register all cars stolen in my name
>register all cars as exempt from smog, tags and other fees
>scope out gun shops
>bust in
>take as much as i can, both ammo and firearms
>bring back home
>check the time
>make way to police station
>bust in
>locate keys to riot gear
>locate keys to armored swat vehicle
>haul ass in armored vehicle to bank
>crash through doors
>hook up bank vault door to vehicle
>yank it off
>acquire $$$
>bounce because alarms will draw attention
>head home by alternate route just in case im spotted
>ride out the rest of the night locked inside armored vehicle with food and guns

Dont want to kill anyone, just want some cool shit

The answer is always "Rape".

I'm not sure he thought this through

You sick fuck.

Remove kebab

Borrow xbox from my friend tyler.
Next day: heh wut xbox?

>be me
>purge is here
>family out slaughtering nigs
>have more diabolical plans in mind
>grab hot pocket
>instructions say set timer to 3:30
>set it to 3:29

I am a fucking legend

Kek

>grab hot pocket
>instructions say set timer to 3:30
>set it to 3:29
>get diarrhea anyway
the purge is no time to have the hershey squirts

I WOULD TURN THIS INTO A SPIDERMAN THREAD

3edgy5me

Ride my horse into the courthouse. I don't have a horse and no reason to go to the courthouse, but I feel like doing it would be super satisfying.

Add a new loli to my collection

>be me
>on muh way home from work
>stopped at a red light
>turn on radio to wait
>purge announcement commences
>epitomeofevilplansemerge.jpeg
>decide to skip red light
>move to left lane of road
>Speed up in a deaf child neighborhood
>park in a handicap parking spot at the store two blocks home
>go into store
>walk around with backpack on (where i live, they demand backpacks stay up at the registers)
>place fruit loops cereal box upside down
>place package of beef in the milk fridge
>Start eating fruit gushers without paying
>Go to bathroom in girls bathroom
>play in a section of the store where kids are dropped off so parents can do shopping
>disregarding the height limit for the spot
>head home
>sleep like a baby
>mfw i wake up knowing i had commited the worst crimes known to man

If you think you can do all of that during the purge you must be the avaerage braindead Sup Forumstard.

First greentext story i've ever done, so i hope it wasnt that bad.

>AHURRRRR YOUR IMAGINATION REGARDING AN IMAGINARY PURGE WOULDNT HAPPEN IRL

>find your house
>beat you within an inch of your life for being a faggot
>tie barbed wire to my tail gate
>ram a hollow pipe up your ass
>run barbed wire through pipe up your ass
>remove pipe leaving barbed wire up your ass
>drive away ripping your guts out of your ass
>leave you to use the remaining moments of your rapidly fading life to think about being a queer negative nancy online in a Cantonese quilting forum

Kys

Steal cars and park them in front of fire hydrants, than leave them there otherwise unharmed.