Why don't you have a girlfriend, Sup Forums?
I'll start:
>Shy
>Not an outgoing person
>Have a boring personality; not that interesting to talk to
>Introverted
>Hate small talk
>Bad at flirting
>Have conversations with little meanings
>Terrified of girls
>Can't trust girls
>Girls are expensive
>When I am with others I feel alone
>I feel happiness being in solitude
>I'm not physically attractive
>I look like a kid
>Can barely support myself financially
>Still living with Mom
Same here lad.
What's your story?
Not interested in 3DPD:
>they menstruate
>they naturally have hairy legs/armpits
>they're cheating whores who can't be trusted to keep their legs shut
2D is superior in every way. I don't want a girlfriend, they're beyond vile.
My wife wouldn't like it
True
Can' trust no one
Might purchase a waifu pillow non.
Aren't threesomes or getting cucked the new trend in this generation?
>start working out
>get in shape
>fix up your wardrobe
>convince yourself you're the greatest
>let others know that
>go to parties
>talk to chicks
It's that easy. Hell, flirting isn't even that hard, it's just something that happens. You can't force it. I'm my best at it when I've had a few to drink.
Also, read more and talk to more people - that'll fix up your personality shit.
Here is what you do op if you really want a girlfriend.Start working out this will help with your anxiety if that doesn't all the way help get on the meds from the doctor. Also just start drinking more and hit on every chick you see and don't worry about being turned down just move on to the next one. Your chances are impossible that every chick you talk to would turn you down. There then you have a girlfriend. Once you have a girlfriend just use her as bait to get other chicks
Im too shy and get nervous around them. Im also a neet so buying them shit us out question.
>start working out
Health problems
>get in shape
Health problems
>fix up your wardrobe
Fixed
>convince yourself you're the greatest
I'm not the greatest
>let others know that
I don't need others to know that I'm the greatest cause they probably don't give a toss.
>go to parties
hate parties haven't been to one since 2008
>talk to chicks
Tried to just scared, terrified and don't like to be near other people.
Thanks, but I can't workout due to health problems, I can't drink as it is forbidden in my religion; I understand you shouldn't give up on asking girls out an all, but I'm just not interested.
I know how you feel bro.
Dont worry buddy at leat we get to experience the pleasures in life. Most women are unfaithful whores anyway.
Pretty much you except I don't want the baggage that comes with a relationship. Stop chowing down on the Christian blue pills they've been shoveling down our throats for the passed centuries and free yourself from the shackles that bind us. Most of the greatest people of all time had a disdain for the pussy. You have greatness inside of you. Become the best you can
>Don't worry buddy at least we get to experience the pleasures in life
Indeed
>Most women are unfaithful whores anyway.
True. True. That is why I'm against marriage. There maybe other fish in the sea, but not a single one for you.
I get what you mean. I'm a pretty laid back individual and if I had a gf this would tick her off just ignoring her then before I know it she is smashing a black dude because of attention and kills herself.
You're right. Issac Newton was a virgin. We should break free as men from this false reality and pursue our own happiness.
You can't drink because of your religion but your on Sup Forums? Nigga wat?
Fucking hate this mentality but just go for it pal, when you'll die you'll just rot away nothing more will ever fucking happen, this is your only fucking shot you'll ever have to walk this planet and you beter make it fucking worth it, go to a girl of your league it's not so hard, just say confidently "wanna go for a drink or eat together sometime?" no way she'll say no if you're confident enough, you could look 3 years old if you're confident enough you'll always get somewhere, make your fucking life worth it OP don't be a little bitch, never be a little bitch
Because the only answer i ever got for the thirteen years I looked was some form of no. Oh well. Their loss.
Rip
Yeah I know, my religion states that drinking alcohol is bad for the soul (don't want to go into detail) even though it does have health benefits in moderation.
because my wife would inevitably find out and it would just fuck everything up.
You can try looking for dates online. Its all the rage now days.
Also you need to fix your attitude then you can fix all that other I'm not the greatest bullshit. Take baby steps to change your life little by little to better yourself. If you fix the small things the bigger things tend to fall in line a hell of a lot easier
I understand YOLO, don't fear rejection and be confident. I'm just saying I prefer to be alone and don't have the urge to have a gf.
Maybe because idk TRUST NO THOT????
Yeah you're awesome. A girl somewhere in the world is possibly thinking about you right now.
Then what's the point of this thread dude.... Also what's your health condition?
the thought is nice
however, i severely doubt that.
i like myself way too much
lmao @ the idea of me sacrificing literally anything for another person in a romantic relationship
Maybe they're thinking something mean. But its statistically impossible for some not to be thinking about you. You never sneeze before?
You mean your a selfish prick incapable of loving anything other then yourself? I can relate
Don't want to ruin what you have right now
What's up Rock Lee?
Tried Tinder and Badoo I didn't get a single message or like from any girls as (girls on these sites and apps have the power). I did an experiment where I created another account with the same details, but without my picture; guess what? I got more than 50 messages from girls in a week! I don't know what to call 'True Ugliness'.
I've tried the baby steps, but they only go so far. I tried volunteering and going to social events, however you can't change somethings. I guess you just have to 'accept yourself'.
Thanks for the post, user.
lol how old are you fags?
I turned 19 a few months ago and had sex with about 10 girls already. It's not that hard man.
sex is easy. relationships are hard. I have had intercourse
Preach my son
Explain why you don't have a girlfriend :D
You choose what you want to believe in
ayy lmao
Fourty years old
Might not be a big thing for you, but others is a big problem
She broke up with me and I haven't found a suitable replacement
Sounds about right
>Don't care
>Fat
>Small dick
>sweating too much (not because I'm fat)
I actually look decent if I just lost some weight I could get a gf
But I'm lazy as fuck
I've heard that even though there are billions of people on earth there are at least 7000 people just like you.
So it is possible finding a backup.
All of this will go away after a month of you not jerking off 2-3 times a day.
I don't have a gf because you gotta have 'game', its something I don't have and when girls hint towards shit I'm blind and years later I think back to girls that might have shown interest in me and I counted about 10 that did.
My face fell flat into my hands thinking what kind of an idiot I was. Theres a chance to redeem myself tho:
>be me
>22 kissless virgin
>in a group with some people
>including a girl
>she's going out with a friend of mine
>other guys in group thirsty as fuck, creep up on her and give her hugs when bf isn't looking or isn't around
>I like her but show no interest since her bf is a bro
>she seems kinda bored of him in a way, like she doesn't mind being surrounded by guys in clubs/pubs/house parties
>she even made out with one guy, she was pretty fucking drunk tho, but still
>whenever I come around she always throws herself at me, likes talking to me and seems to feel comfortable since I'm an idiot and anything goes around me
>she seems flirty at times and I've had a handful of opportunities to make a move and initiate sex or at least a make out sesh
>don't because her bf is a bro like I mentioned
>she's perfect tho, if she were single I'd be all over her
>try not to imply interest but at the same time I'm not rejecting her so she still comes back to me
>I'm kind of stuck in this situation
>its like we both want it but neither of us talks about it
>recently started thinking about it and I can't get her out of my head
if only guys didn't throw themselves at girls just when they meet them, they don't even know if they want to be together
they just do it because some other guy might take his place, sort of calls 'dibs' on the girl and then she gets bored but she doesn't want to fuck anything up so they stay together...
the guy loves it because she's smoking, she's kind of shy and seems nice so she probably won't break anything off
>mfw I can't get a girl I just met
>mfw I need (for some reason) to spend enough time with a girl to like her enough
no. i have asked out around eight hundred women during that thirteen year span. if it is indicative for the population as a whole, i will likely die without ever having a family of my own, which is my greatest fear
Yeah, I'm just really kind of down about. This was my 3rd serious relationship and it went to shit at the 2 year mark like all the others. I don't understand how it keeps happening and I'm really losing faith I'll ever be in a stable, happy relationship.
It's okay though. I'll just pick up some new hobbies I guess.
Being laid back suck, but not giving a fuck is even worse. Dude I see 10/10 girls with fat guys yokandoit
Some girls like doing sph (Small penis humilation); its not about the size its about how you use it learnt this from Disney's Frozen. Now I get why people say Porn is bad for you most guys want big cocks to screw lots of girls when in reality they will hardly get any girls to fuck with due to the size.
dude, at least you have had a relationship
>>>>>>>Captias can suck my ass
More?
Have a wife, and girl friends ar not my thing. Not really interested in being "friends" with a female.
That shit is deep.
I would say go with your instinct. I know the bro is there, but you need to happy as well.
Same except I go to the gym, but no amount of working out will fix my baby face. I do go to parties once in a while but I don't really like them, and would rather be at home. I'm currently in university so I don't really have much spending money either.
I have some confidence with girls but whenever I talk to them they lose what little interest they had.
You sure your not trying above your own league?
Enjoy your aids
Because I've got my own problems and had to let my ex go because I couldn't keep up. I periodically get antisocial so its not fair on my 'partner' to just ignore her.
40 is old and hard but even older are still hooking up. But I'm guessing your personal issues make that near impossible
>Average looking above average dick
>Let myself go after highschool
>in college now
>been hit on a few times by sperg kids
>could go back to the gym and lose the weight but I'm broke and can't afford shit
>Other than weight (230 6'0) don't really want to
Live and learn dude, but focus on yourself first. Look at what happened during those relationships the good, the bad and how you could improve those in the future.
Who really is interested in a 'girlfriend'? Who even invented that word?
leagues don't exist
i've seen a fat fuck with a cutie pie
more what? the story is done, all you need to know is there I'm sure.
I tell myself the same, but then I think of the consequences.
I might end up with her, he stops coming to visit (he's probably the only person in the group I don't dislike for any reason, we're on the same page), the only reason he visits is to be with his gf, I want to see him too and if I end up with her then that will be too weird to hang out together.
This may cause other problems, like the other people in our group choosing sides and trying to figure out whats what.
Another thing is that I don't actually live there myself (where the girl lives), she might get bored/drunk one night and make out with other guys like she's done before, I don't think I'll be able to handle that tbh. She might have done it because she's bored of the current bf, but girls are girls, they like to cheat so maybe she might cheat on me and I'll never know because I'm not around.
I don't like the way other guys in the group look at her either, they have no boundries, the fact that she has a bf is just on obstacle to them and I don't want to be with her and have to deal with a group of thirsty assholes. Not that they're bad people, I like them, they just give in to the "she's a girl and I want to fuck her" way too often and it makes me sick, I respect other people and their bf/gf, why can't others do the same?
Parties are the worst. While friends are chatting you can see me eating a bow of Doritos on a sofa by myself, locked myself in the toilet on my smartphone or having a deep conversation with a goldfish.
Fair enough, but I don't see why you couldn't get one if you chose to.
>leagues don't exist. Fatfuck blah nlah
Then you must have seen me sometime.
That's just her preference than. But ugly and hot are a hell of a lot less like. Don't talk shit leagues exist
Struggle man
Niggers out here are some thirsty modafuckers
I get what you mean
Homies over hoes
Girls are natural born sluts
Even if the girl went to a catholic school and has had no contact with a man she is still a slut.
I gladly agree that it isn't a good idea then. I would probably put some distance from my bro as well as it would be awkward and destroy me little by little on the inside, but dude it is your life; and you do what you want to do.
>I respect others gf/bf why can't they?
Because they're looking to brag or are nymphomaniacs. Anyways if a girl fucks around its clear she has no respect for herself so maybe you should think about that as well. She can do whatever she wants with her body. Monogamy isn't natural so you should cry about her cheating. Either way that girl looks like more trouble then she's worth. You should just have fun with her anyways cause nothings carved in stone. Just expect shit to hit the fan
no they don't. why don't you get off your ass and tell every single guy here that, one house at a time, otherwise go chew ass.
i have but, i don't believe in things like that.
If a woman really was thinking about me, i would have a girlfriend by now.
Oh... I'd love too....
I'd love to see you quiver and shake as you realise that what I say is in fact true. And your just cowering behind an excuse to make yourself feel better.
I like to think my female family members think about me as well as my ex I'm in contact with. Yet I'm still without a significant other... Are you OP? Didn't you say you don't want to bother though?
OP here I have a similar story to yours
>Be me 18
>College freshman year
>Natural born loner with a small group of friends of course
>Friend has a girlfriend who is natural born slut
>Friend is the popular guy who knows everyone and is liked by everyone while I am the entire opposite
>The girl in particular loves hugging other guys and giving them signals of interest which I find horrifying and direspectful
>Friend doesn't seem to give a shit
>During June of my freshmen year my friend went away to visit his extended family
>Girlfriend is lonely and decides to release the beast in her by having a gangbang with all of his friends except me
>Very often when I met her during trips to the beach or picnics she would pinch my ass, fling her hair and bite her lip to show me she is interested
>lmao I don't give a fuck
>One day she invited me over to her house while her bf was on his trip
>I deny the invite
>She told me how the guy was just a game to him; how she mostly had interest in me about how strange and weird I am
>Even though this girl was a 10/10 I lost all respect for her and never saw her or my friend again after that encounter as it felt weird
TL;DR Best friend's girlfriend is a slut, used my friend as a tool ; wanted to have sex with me cause I'm strange.
i'll be with someone eventually. I am only twenty six after all.
I know the kind. I think she was more interested in tallying up to her 2nd century and 5th std rather then 'cause I'm strange'
The strange thing was that she went out with 3/4 of the group of friends that I had each 3-4 months. After her confessions I cut all ties with her and the bros. STDs are a no go even though she was on the pill
I have no Gf because I'm gay and like traps (men that have vaginas)
I don't have one because I like guys.
But be asured that however you look like or however your mind or character seems to not match.... there are girls out there that look for you. It's true that there is one for everyone.
Cool I guess
True dat
social anxiety. im just learning how to make friendships. i think im really unattractive but girls still talk to me and can tell they want the d but im so akward and end up fucking it up.