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I think that's the right order.

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POO IN LOO

Third for best Anderson

Cinema Paradiso was a massive disappointment: melodramatic, trope-filled, schmaltzy schlock.

What did he mean by this?

>oldboi that high
whatever you say

[|:^)

>올드보이
>Not one of the greatest achievements of the 21st century kinematography.

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War on Linklater continues.

reminder
kinda happy that the suicide squad critical(!) review is at the top right now, though it's by a patron

nice

which version of paradiso did you watch? DC is worse supposedly

reminder :^)

I actively despise this trend that ignores capitalization in what is supposed to be semi-serious discourse. It's fine if you're shitposting on Sup Forums/tumblr/wherever but for a film review you want other people to read it's really irritating.

The 2 hour international release.

only an edgy fedora would dislike cinema paradiso

>stating the movie's title at the top of the review
>proceed to start the first sentence with the title

I'll have you know that, while I am indeed a fedora, I outgrew my edgy phase once I graduated high school.

There's nothing wrong with this imo. Starting a review with a quote from the movie is really irritating though (especially when it isn't even a particularly good quote).

imagine sitting through the 284 min version

Can you believe there's people out there who don't consider themselves edgy but then go and rate shit like oldboy 4.5 stars

You think there's nothing wrong with:

[Title][Year]
[Rating][Date]

[Title]

[Title] is a...

I have to imagine it would be extremely painful.

I liked it for the cinematography and Choi's amazing performance my dude.

I mean it would be redundant but not actively annoying for me.

kek

Dumb kekposter

>I loved Oldboy

you're an edgy guy

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Suicide Squad is selling like crazy where I work. We actually had a sold out session last night. It's looking at about 140/300 sold so far for tonight. Compare that to Jason Bourne which sold about 60/300 in pre-sale.

These next week is going to suck ass for anybody working in a cinema.

Post your account.

Reminder that the world will be instantly a better place when you kill yourself, Samuel. Any day now :)

>Teaser trailer of Dunkirk is out
>only one long shot is shown
>it's shit
BRAVO NOLAN

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bravo guys. I'm proud

Elie Yays

why?

he has depression because letterboxd gave it to him

...

Just curious. Are you afraid or something?

>likes review out of sympathy
>becomes top review on the film page for everyone to see

>Just curious.
hahhahahahhahahhahah

You ain't chicken are you?

>being this pathetic
keep trying

I agree, it's fine to call me edgy but I'd like to know how edgy other people are too.

Times you acted like the Joker:
>post a review of a movie
>don't talk about the movie at all

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bawk bawk

I thought it looked great until they pointed out that single retarded extra, now the whole shot looks laughable.

God I hate Sup Forums for making me this way.

...

...

Good taste.

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do not make the same mistake i did

THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING FAVORITES LIST I'VE EVER BEEN TO. SERIOUSLY, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU SHAT OUT THIS PUTRID DUMP? I MEAN, REALLY: FIGHT CLUB AT NUMBER THREE? WHAT KIND OF DRUG FUELED PSYCHO CAME UP WITH SUCH A SHITTY, ASININE LIST? THERE ISN'T A SINGLE HALFWAY-INTELLIGENT FILM TO BE FOUND ANYWHERE ON THIS SHITHOLE, THERE'S NOT A SINGLE FUNNY FUCKING LINE IN ANY OF THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES FOR MOVIES, AND THERE'S NOT EVEN ONE DECENT THING THAT'S COME OUT OF THIS PLACE IN ALL ITS MISERABLE LIFESPAN.

LIKING THESE FILMS IS LIKE PISSING INTO A SEA OF PUTRID SEWER WATERS. WATCHING ANY OF THE FILMS IS LIKE HAVING A DRUNKEN MONKEY PERFORM A LOBOTOMY ON YOU USING WOODEN STICKS WHILE RIDING A ROLLERCOASTER DURING AN EARTHQUAKE. IT TURNS YOUR BRAIN INTO A FUCKING SHITSHAKE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.

I'D RATHER GARGLE A CAMEL'S PISS WHILE AN ELEPHANT SHITS DIARRHEA ALL OVER MY FACE THAN WATCH THESE FILMS FOR EVEN A SECOND LONGER. I'D RATHER EAT THE ROTTING CORPSE OF A SKUNK, VOMIT IT UP AND EAT IT AGAIN. I'D RATHER SHOVE BROKEN GLASS UP MY ASSHOLE, SHIT IT OUT AND RUB THE BLOODY GLASS-FILLED FECES ALL OVER MY BODY. I'D RATHER GET MAULED BY A RABID GRIZZLY BEAR AND THEN RUB HOT SAUCE IN EVERY OPEN WOUND. I'D RATHER FUCK A GARBAGE BIN FILLED WITH USED HYPODERMIC NEEDLES AND RAT POISON WHILE BEING RAPED UP THE ASS WITH A CACTUS. I'D RATHER SUCK A TYRANNOSAURUS'S ANAL JUICES OUT HIS ASS AND WASH IT DOWN WITH TOXIC WASTE.

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In English, doc

its in no order papi

pic related: everyone ITT

Was Leto as shit as everybody says he was? I know he's not in it much.

this might be the worst review on letterboxd

I wanted to like it but "s"he blocked me.

no wonder he's depressed if he liked that pile of trash

Leto was fine. the problem is that the film is about 75% reshoots. it's the least coherent blockbuster i've ever seen.

i wasn't expecting much from it in the first place, to be honest. only went because a friend offered to pay for my ticket, and i figured i'd be able to just shrug and say "it was alright" afterwards. didn't expect anything near the level of hackery on display.

>being this pathetic
keep trying

>don't roast me, I'm a tender embryo!! DX
Like I said, BA-BAWK!

*makes chicken wing movements with arms*

cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep

check out this movie
youtube.com/watch?v=WyAg0h7uxv8

>75% reshoots

Jesus Christ. WB absolutely shit the bed over that BvS response. Is it that obvious that they're reshoots?

I have no hope at all for WW, considering how poor an actress Gadot is, and Justice League seems mediocre. WB should just reboot the DCEU or let it die at this point.

On black and white films, do you prefer the black or the white?

Skin is white so I'll go with white

gorgeoussilverscreenactress.png

>Is it that obvious that they're reshoots?
absolutely. Robbie didn't even bother with the accent, and it's very easy to tell when certain characters were added to scenes after the fact.

the bright side is, everyone responsible for the studio interference on DAWN OF JUSTICE and SUICIDE SQUAD has been fired. it's unlikely there will be another calamity on this level.

The black and white are just negative space. The grey is what shapes the image.

What goes through your head when you see this image?

>being this pathetic
keep trying

>It's a ">being this X" post

What the fuck do you know about cinematography if you liked old boy? Dude just end yourself

I don't understand maps

>it's a "Sup Forums hates Oldboy" episode
What went wrong?

Viva ciudad neza wey
Y que chinguen a ay madre todos los demás fresas jotos alv

Living city neza wey
And oh mother to fuck with all other queers strawberries alv

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TETSUOOOOOOOO

Really makes you think...

Perhaps he intended it as funny, considering that those things are- since forever- cool

Was malick influenced by godard's pierrot le feu and breathless when he made badlands?

Pretty much everybody was

>being this pathetic
keep trying

got some recs then? I liked all those movies

/lbg/ just keeps getting worse and worse.

Even tmdb as a film diary site looks better than letterboxd

I think letterboxd has a pretty comfy layout

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good morning. hope you watch some nice films today

when i said looks i didn't necessarily only mean the template.

Letterboxders pls respond, how many of you are in a relationship or have a significant other?

What do you mean then?

I'm not.

I am

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Weekend plans? Watching Suicide Squad later today. Then holiday for 2 weeks.

oops, wrong pic

haha

>Watching Suicide Squad later today.
i don't recommend that

I don't like Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence, but you have to admit the ending was great.

I know, I know...

I hear you but it's part of a friend's leaving thing.

I'll give you the ending as well as the score. Really loved the score.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre is just amazing. Easy Rider and/or Dersu Uzala later today

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Yes, it is. One of the very few horror masterpieces, my estonian basketweaver co-worker.

*Chain Saw

PS: This is a friendly post. I'm an autist about things like that

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I'll follow back if you're patrish