How many wipes does it usually take for you to have a clean arse after a shit?

How many wipes does it usually take for you to have a clean arse after a shit?

I could easily have the smallest shit, and go through a whole roll of toilet paper, and still have an itchy arse all day.

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>not jumping in the shower to clean up after wiping your ass of shit

What are you some kind of disgusting freak?

Use wet wipes you fucking caveman.

I shit more than once a day, you OCD germ faggot

I'm not 5

You're not 5 but you have a dirty asshole like one.

Then have fun walking around with an itchy asshole because you don't know how to wipe your ass properly

You need more fiber in your diet. Clean pinch.

No joke user you need this
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Come on now you should know OP's asshole is too stretched out to get a clean pinch.

tru tru

What's Donald Trump doing in that toilet, OP?

1/3rd a toilet roll, everytime i whipe, shit still remains, at some moment i just give up and go back to the toilet half an hour later to clean it more

Yall some wet wipe needing faggots in this thread

What if there are no wet wipes at your job? Seriously, wet wipes make me take 10 times quicker than dry wipes

I have trouble wiping, not shitting

You shouldn't flush them down the tilet they aren't biodegradable.

I just spit on toiletpaper

What?

You.. WHAT?

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I dip the paper in the toilet water then wipe. It's better than dry wiping.

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Just use these babies, they work like a charm after about 4 days. As a gay man it's a must to have a clean asshole, so these are great just in case you don't have time to clear your water. You're welcome.

It leaves all paper residu on your arse

Follow it up with a dry wipe or pick out the paper later when it dries.

That's the thing though it sounds like you're pinching off prematurely. You need to get full evacuation

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lmfao at least use sink or shower water

Less doritos, more cheerios.
Also when wiping, do small circles first, then wipe off the remains. Less dinkleberries.

Holy fucking shit dude I hope you aren't joking my fucking sides...
Seriously though they make a flushable version

But the sink is behind a door, colleagues might be there, what now?
A: Take 30 minutes to clean your arse
B: Dip it in toilet water
C: Something else ......

If I'm in a stall at work I can't go out with my pants down to get water from the sink.

Besides.. it's my shit water and my own asshole.

1/3 of a roll? The fuck?

Burgers need to get on the bidet life

A gay man who knows all there is about having better shits and not needing to wipe a ton and keeping your anus clean as a whistle is giving you the key to the gates of clean asshole heaven and you heathens are talking about spitting on your toilet paper I'm done I swear this is why the world is shit

It takes me two was of paper with extra hard wiping, at least 3 wipes per was.
Then I found a thread here telling me to use wipes.

I tried wipes. And now I'm never going back.

I do this too

1. Wipe ass
2. Use a couple baby wipes when you think you are done - you're not.
3. 20-30 min later, wipe your ass with baby wipes one more time.
4. No more itchy ass.

Who?

On average 3, at most after a messy poo, maybe 6

When you're done wiping stand in front of a fan and spread your cheeks. ... instant drying action.

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Ok

I just flund out I can add a bidet to my toilet for $30 or so, this it what I'm going to do next for my dirty asshole.