*stares at you*

*stares at you*

*feeds eggs*

*pulls out gun*

"but you do have to eat these"

Ayy babby, do you know the l33t haxor known as Sup Forums?

WHO IS THIS Sup Forums???

You're kinda cute but didn't anyone tell you is rude to fucking stare?

*stare rapes back*

wtf are you staring at kike

Do you go to [insert school name here]? You look familiar.

*Jizz pants*

*smile*
hello, how are you?
(wait for answer and continue conversation like a normal person )
i have gotten laid by just talking and being a normal human.
you guys are not normal?

Looks like a female John Ritter

The fuck u lookin @ bro

Iz will kick ur wite cracka azz thn fuck yo hoe

>Female

Hahahahaha this looks more manly than Arnold swatrznigger

>hang penis in cup of coffee

"You come her often?"

Bitch wtf you looking at?

I don't have any money cunt, so fuck off

Hello ma'lady *tips fedora*

*feeds pumpkin spice eggs*

*hides thread*

"A picture might last you a bit longer."

Pull down my pants and take a shit on the table