Uhh there's a girl on me what do I do

Uhh there's a girl on me what do I do

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Fuck her right in the pussy

Also, checked

She won't leave

Tits or gtfo

Try farting

pussy

Tfw it's his sister.

tits or gtfo

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pull her towel off and post nudes

You would have to be a fucking retard If you don't know what to do when a girl is on top of you half naked

She changed into a nightgown

Put an arm around her, see how she reacts. If she gives off bad vibes, ABORT. If good vibes, start slowly tracing patterns on her arm, it will get her aroused. After a few minutes of that, progress to a more sensitive area. Continue this until she gives you Fuck Me eyes.

dont keep us waiting user

Help what do I do

She should change into her birthday suit

>In bed with a nearly naked gril
>posting on Sup Forums

you're hopeless

Piss on her,

PIN HER DOWN AND FUCK HER YOU BETA CUCK

just remember to share with us

This

I think I fucked her.

>facebook
why are you associating with a normie? you some kind of fag?

Blow up the kelornski mulk torgad and then call it a night under the sun within the question answered, loser

Rape her slit her throat and throw her body down the storm drain

Reroll

make her eat a bowl of eggs

Fuck her in the ass and say if you she really loves you, she will take pain every night.

get her off

Take out her clothes

>this
kek

...

Push her away and run before you catch the cooties

This

Okay I've assumed this position

R A P E
A
P
E

post her face

OP here, I've given up- masturbating in the bathroom instead

fucking cuck... how do you know this woman?

faggot

Take off her clothes

This is her face. She's a girl I know from school, we're supposed to be studying literature but I can't concentrate

She's cute. Fuck her.

B-b-but my grades

Throatfuck until she pukes

If she's with you in a night gown and towel, she either thinks you're gay or wants to fuck you. Stop being a little bitch.

fuck ur grades and fuck her

Yep, pretty much true OP. Go for it... what's the worst that can happen??? She claims that you raped her? Heh.

Gross, thats how you get cooties

fuck her from behind with the book on top so you can read

fuck is wrong with you

Or just kiss her first and see if she suddenly is ready to READ or is ready to FUCK.

Try to get a shot of her pussy

>She won't leave

>the heart of darkness

for christ sake wikipedia that shit

it's 10th grade English, not rocket science

Okay fine, I'll try something after I'm done doing this shit

op i hope for your own sake that this is bait

if this is legit i don't think i've ever seen a worse case of autism

Maybe... Juuuuust maybe she might be attracted to you and wants to have sex. But rather than initiate it herself she's trying to make you doit.
I swear, chicks gotta grow a pair of hypothetical balls!

>Chinau Achebe
Why are you reading nigger lit?

Traps are still gay

Holy shit op... that's a nice view of her. The way she's sitting def means she wants you. Go get her tiger!

Couldn't fucking agree more.

I'm just trying to fucking read

Are you reallly reading a 800+ pages book written by a nigger?

Go fuck er

is she your sister?

FUCK HER

Dude she wants a rimjob so bad.

Just go there, bend her over and stick your tongue as deep in her ass as you can

I think user is dating her and is just trying to bait our anguish.

why did you start this thread what is your endgame here

stop being a little bitch drop the fucking book and take this opportunity while you still can! just force yourself on top of her and see where it goes

tell her to post pictures of her tits and dick

Am I not allowed to start a thread?

Not until you post tits

sounds legit

UGHHHH

quite possible
still want nudes

make a move on her

FAG

what is she talking about

rofl this isnt even a good troll but im enjoying the ride

post tits

I just don't understand why someone would come to my house to study and then distract me with all of this nonsense

CUDDLE
U
D
D
L
E

Dude I would made a move already. Come on OP be the alpha you're meant to be.

Take your dick out

IT IS BECAUSE SHE WANTS YOUR PENIS INSIDE OF HER VAGINA DO WE NEED TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU

>goes to your house
>changes into something revealing
>"to study lit"

are you actually fucking retarded?

retart-ed or troll
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Troll

def troll, don't even know how it couldn't be

dude are you fucking gay?

she was in a towel before
now her tits are visible in a night gown
ask her if shes sleeping over
if she says yes ask if she wants sleep in your bed and then fuck her or some shit idk dude kill yourself for posting on /b though

Bro grow a pair and make a move or quit the joke cause errybody pissed

yup

well its been a fun little ride, OP your girls a cute little peice.

Im going to go have sex now. Bye comrades!

Deus VULT!

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I am a devout asexual... sex just isn't worth the pain involved. I'd much rather study than focus on "fleeting pleasures" because at least literature will expand our world view

OP is actually faggot if he's ignoring this.

ok big guy :) thats right you just keep on posting.

And there it comes.
Or doesn't. Because he doesn't cum.
End this thread plz.

Now you sound pretentious and faggy, not just faggy.

> "Nigerian language"
> expanding world view
go to Sup Forums and come back.

You're studying literature, not engineering. You can risk a night of studying.

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