Uhh there's a girl on me what do I do
Uhh there's a girl on me what do I do
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Fuck her right in the pussy
Also, checked
She won't leave
Tits or gtfo
Try farting
pussy
Tfw it's his sister.
tits or gtfo
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pull her towel off and post nudes
You would have to be a fucking retard If you don't know what to do when a girl is on top of you half naked
She changed into a nightgown
Put an arm around her, see how she reacts. If she gives off bad vibes, ABORT. If good vibes, start slowly tracing patterns on her arm, it will get her aroused. After a few minutes of that, progress to a more sensitive area. Continue this until she gives you Fuck Me eyes.
dont keep us waiting user
Help what do I do
She should change into her birthday suit
>In bed with a nearly naked gril
>posting on Sup Forums
you're hopeless
Piss on her,
PIN HER DOWN AND FUCK HER YOU BETA CUCK
just remember to share with us
This
I think I fucked her.
>facebook
why are you associating with a normie? you some kind of fag?
Blow up the kelornski mulk torgad and then call it a night under the sun within the question answered, loser
Rape her slit her throat and throw her body down the storm drain
Reroll
make her eat a bowl of eggs
Fuck her in the ass and say if you she really loves you, she will take pain every night.
get her off
Take out her clothes
>this
kek
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Push her away and run before you catch the cooties
This
Okay I've assumed this position
R A P E
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post her face
OP here, I've given up- masturbating in the bathroom instead
fucking cuck... how do you know this woman?
faggot
Take off her clothes
This is her face. She's a girl I know from school, we're supposed to be studying literature but I can't concentrate
She's cute. Fuck her.
B-b-but my grades
Throatfuck until she pukes
If she's with you in a night gown and towel, she either thinks you're gay or wants to fuck you. Stop being a little bitch.
fuck ur grades and fuck her
Yep, pretty much true OP. Go for it... what's the worst that can happen??? She claims that you raped her? Heh.
Gross, thats how you get cooties
fuck her from behind with the book on top so you can read
fuck is wrong with you
Or just kiss her first and see if she suddenly is ready to READ or is ready to FUCK.
Try to get a shot of her pussy
>She won't leave
>the heart of darkness
for christ sake wikipedia that shit
it's 10th grade English, not rocket science
Okay fine, I'll try something after I'm done doing this shit
op i hope for your own sake that this is bait
if this is legit i don't think i've ever seen a worse case of autism
Maybe... Juuuuust maybe she might be attracted to you and wants to have sex. But rather than initiate it herself she's trying to make you doit.
I swear, chicks gotta grow a pair of hypothetical balls!
>Chinau Achebe
Why are you reading nigger lit?
Traps are still gay
Holy shit op... that's a nice view of her. The way she's sitting def means she wants you. Go get her tiger!
Couldn't fucking agree more.
I'm just trying to fucking read
Are you reallly reading a 800+ pages book written by a nigger?
Go fuck er
is she your sister?
FUCK HER
Dude she wants a rimjob so bad.
Just go there, bend her over and stick your tongue as deep in her ass as you can
I think user is dating her and is just trying to bait our anguish.
why did you start this thread what is your endgame here
stop being a little bitch drop the fucking book and take this opportunity while you still can! just force yourself on top of her and see where it goes
tell her to post pictures of her tits and dick
Am I not allowed to start a thread?
Not until you post tits
sounds legit
UGHHHH
quite possible
still want nudes
make a move on her
FAG
what is she talking about
rofl this isnt even a good troll but im enjoying the ride
post tits
I just don't understand why someone would come to my house to study and then distract me with all of this nonsense
CUDDLE
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Dude I would made a move already. Come on OP be the alpha you're meant to be.
Take your dick out
IT IS BECAUSE SHE WANTS YOUR PENIS INSIDE OF HER VAGINA DO WE NEED TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU
>goes to your house
>changes into something revealing
>"to study lit"
are you actually fucking retarded?
retart-ed or troll
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Troll
def troll, don't even know how it couldn't be
dude are you fucking gay?
she was in a towel before
now her tits are visible in a night gown
ask her if shes sleeping over
if she says yes ask if she wants sleep in your bed and then fuck her or some shit idk dude kill yourself for posting on /b though
Bro grow a pair and make a move or quit the joke cause errybody pissed
yup
well its been a fun little ride, OP your girls a cute little peice.
Im going to go have sex now. Bye comrades!
Deus VULT!
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I am a devout asexual... sex just isn't worth the pain involved. I'd much rather study than focus on "fleeting pleasures" because at least literature will expand our world view
OP is actually faggot if he's ignoring this.
ok big guy :) thats right you just keep on posting.
And there it comes.
Or doesn't. Because he doesn't cum.
End this thread plz.
Now you sound pretentious and faggy, not just faggy.
> "Nigerian language"
> expanding world view
go to Sup Forums and come back.
You're studying literature, not engineering. You can risk a night of studying.
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