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Off Season is on it's Way
Post Season testing in Abu Dhabi
First one to get Dubs has to post his or her penis

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>First one to get Dubs has to post his or her penis
go on then

who is /ourguy/ for the rest of the year and 2017 until smellbourne rolls around again?

Ricci
Gimi
Nando

>Off Season is on it's Way
>on it's Way
>it's

Shamefur dispray desu

you fuckin idiot you're meant to link this thread to the old one.

>thread to the old one.
thread in* the old one

>Hamilton not winning the Championship

...

"Alright, now let's talk about what you said in class today... user, more overtaking doesn't actually equal better racing, you know that."

>tfw I don't have to read anyone write Jensen Button ever again

r8

last digit/10

>Deletraz and Malja to test with Racing Engineering and look set to be confirmed as the 2017 line-up. Giovinazzi and Gelael with Arden.

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RIP Gio's F1 chances. He turned down Audi LMP1 and Mercedes DTM tests for this? Fug.

HAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Hes shit, hamilton has his number and will always be better

Check the win total

Hamilton always had a winning Car.
Rosbergs first gread car was in 2013.

>win more than your teammate
>lose the championship to him anyway

kek hamilchoke

*great

I have no idea why Mercedes don't put the number on the nosecone. There's a big, blank silver space there, in a much better front on viewing angle and no silly aerial to obscure it.

>STILL being this seething days after the race ended

The couch & cabin example was taken from real life, I moved in with my fiancée.

But Hamilton has 44?

thicc

>Hamilton buys Manor
>hires Newey
>gets new and improved Honda engines
>wins title by 80 points

Sorry for next seasons spoilers but I thought you should know not to get your hopes up

>tfw you will never be the one to vigorously tighten the custom crotchstrap you gave for her birthday

forgot image

>Rosberg's number is 6 because it's the lucky number of both his wife and his father. His wife's name is Vivian and in Roman numerals 6 is VI -> Rosberg's helmet has VIVI on both sides

Will Rosberg take the #1 next year or not? Maybe he could replace VIVI with V1V1?

/autism

>mfw Lewis has VIVI on his helmet next year for the bants

Lewis doesn't do bants

>"This is really slow pace, so maybe at some point we reverse the cars and if Lewis is in second place I'll let him by again. I know that's a stupid request but this is really slow at the moment." - Nico Rosberg, Abu Dhabi 2016

Probably so they can replace the front wing of either car with the same spares if needed without having to worry about the driver number.

When I win 46 million euros in Eurojackpot on Friday, I will use some of that money to become a meme racer in Formula 4 and then GP3. I will be the /f1/ version of Canamasas.

>I will be the /f1/ version of Canamasas.

Not a great comparison.

Canamasas is a 28 year old guy who has driven 2 years in Formula Renault 3.5 and 5 years in GP2 with results like this:

>2010: Formula Renault 3.5 - 25th place
>2011: Formula Renault 3.5 - 8th place (1 podium)
>2012: GP2 - 27th place
>2013: GP2 - 25th place
>2014: GP2 - 14th place (1 podium)
>2015: GP2 - 15th place (1 podium)
>2016: GP2 - 19th place

And he will probably stay in GP2/F2 until he's 35 (unless we meme him into winning the championship in which case he has to finally GTFO)

I will be like Christophe Hurni who raced one weekend in GP3 at the age of 48 - but I will do full seasons in international junior formulas like F4, GP3, F3 and GP2.

UHHHHH THICCCER!!!!!!!!!!!

SHEEEEE GOT DA BOOOOOTAY

Lel, Formula V8 3.5 had a 51 year old driver last year:

youtube.com/watch?v=OBJlWj1VcGM

It's never too late guys!

daddy likes

Is there an end to this nigger's butthurt chimpouts?

prepare for an entire offseason of butthurt

>"""unwell"""

yes, and the world will end tomorrow.

T H I C C

Hopefully a whole 2017 season of butthurt too.

that looks so good!
too bad the car doesn't produce any additional downforce

is that how wide the actual 2017 wing is gonna be?

...

Will young drivers like Amx and Stroll be kill next year because of the monster cars? What about old fucks like Alonso and Kimi, will they died?

New racing shoes technology!

AMX, Stroll and Sainz will be total kill but Alonso and Kimi are used to it.

no. this isn't like the era of lethal 80s turbos. everyone will be fine. except for lewis.

FAT
A
T

Those poor mechanics

>Not a great comparison.
He meant > LE FUNNEH MEMEH DRIVER WHO CRASHES INTO THINGS LIKE PASTAH, don't expect accurate comparisons.

>Infiniti
Whoever made this picture is retarded.

>trips
>those tires

The lateral forces are fucking huge! I wonder how much they needed to strenghten the sides of the tyres.

you're mum has high lateral forces ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

can't wait for slow-mo shots showing tyre deformation and wobble

new season when

116 days, 15 hours, 16 minutes.

I'd love some thermal camera shots too.

wew
nice cumbers, gimi.

Joe's Award:

>There is a note that says: “Gut signed by Manor”, which pretty much says it all. This makes sense in that he has money and the team needs it, but also because Manor is about to be sold to a Mexican-American fellow, who will be looking for sponsors on both sides of Donald Trump’s mythical wall. We all know him, actually, but until the deal is actually signed it seems that no-one wants to say the name Tavo Hellmund out loud. Tavo has been busy in recent years promoting the US Grand Prix in Austin and the Mexican GP and has been rushing around in the US trying to build race tracks in suitable places. In his spare time, however, Tavo has been quietly negotiating with Manor to buy the team. It’s been going on for at least 18 months, but the price has never been right and Tavo is never going to pay more than the team is worth. Anyway, this time he seems to have managed to get all the planets aligned and if all goes to plan at some point soon there will be announcement

>Shitierrez STILL in F1

Zzzzzz.

hmm, now that you mention them, where did they go? They disappeared as fast as they appeared..

I can't believe these tyres are actually happening.

m8 thats the race, FP1 is sooner

its of habbenings alright, can't wait to see Pirelli upping the minimum required tyre pressure even more because they will trust their tyres even less

>Sauber: Ericsson-Wehrlein
>Manor: Gutierrez-Nasr

Fug.

Let's praise Kek so he will grant Giovinazzi the second seat at Manor.

grazie ragazzi pizza bolognese lasagna giovinazzi

may 2017 become a meme infested kino f1 season!

grazie ragazzi giovinazzi

fugg I just posted this in the old thread not realizing there is a new one :DD

fuuuuck gutierrez

Binland yes! :DDDD

I don't recall a driver who I have wanted to just go away as much as I do him.

Why is he doing this? Is he seriously just racing for fun with Gelael's money or what? To turn down an offer from Mercedes and potentially even the RB junior program to drive in this shit team for your second year of GP2? Why.

Unless Arden somehow poach a lot of talent they won't be winning shit. He already came second, he's not going to finish second with Leclerc and Fuoco at Prema. It's literally just going to make him look forgettable and like he just lucked into a good season by accident, when he finishes like 8th in the standings next year and people realize it was just the Premawinslol effect

I wonder if this still means Wehrlein is moving to Sauber. Seems like Manor is getting a bunch of money and investors (potentially) now. Would be foolish to leave to Sauber.

I read the article more closely and I think he might be just testing for them because they want to see how good their car is or whatever. He finished 2nd in the championship while Arden was dead last.

>implying you wouldn't let Gutierrez put his Taco in your Birria

How can pay-drivers live with themselves? I would feel horrible knowing that someone is paying millions for your chance to be an utter failure in F1. If I crashed I'd feel ashamed to meet the people who fund me.

They still have egos.

full turk tier

Oh yeah, true (didn't read the article :DD). Arden seems like a total disaster of a team. I think Giovinazzi could be a contender if he drove for ART/Racing Engineering or even Russian Time but other than that it would probably be a waste of time and career. The only thing that could really improve his F1 chances at this point is finishing first, which will be a tall order against the Premas. I really hope he isn't staying in GP2

some guy pays someone else to allow you to drive cool as fuck cars on cool tracks around the world and you also become a millionaire in the process even if you are dogshit at it

not too bad

>sticking around to develop a car you could be banned from using next year because you aren't sucking Toto's dick

Cucks would actually do this..wow

Isn't this the dude who always races at Monza with random junior formulas? Unless there are several old Italians who do this shit. There was one in GP2 at one point I think.

Entry list for Day 1 of GPKino tests at Abu Dhabi:

>ART Grand Prix
1. Nobuharu Matsushita (JPN)
2. Alexander Albon (THA)

>Racing Engineering
3. Louis Delétraz (SUI)
4. Gustav Malja (SWE)

>DAMS
5. Oliver Rowland (GBR)
6. Nicholas Latifi (CAN)

>Pertamina Campos Racing
7. Egor Orudzhev (RUS)
8. Alex Palou (ESP)

>RUSSIAN TIME
9. Jordan King (GBR)
10. Artem Markelov (RUS)

>Rapax
11. Luca Ghiotto (ITA)
12. Johnny Cecotto (VEN)

>Trident
13. Philo Paz Armand (INA)
14. Raffaele Marciello (ITA)

>Carlin
18. Mahaveer Raghunathan (IND)
19. Felix Serralles (USA)

>PREMA Racing
20. Antonio Fuoco (ITA)
21. Charles Leclerc (MON)

>MP Motorsport
22. Sergio Sette Camara (BRA)
23. Salvatore Del Plano (ITA)

>Arden International
24. Antonio Giovinazzi (ITA)
25. Sean Gelael (INA)

They were giving away too many secrets/proof of illegal parts, so the FOM quietly got rid of them.

They really love rotating around the drivers don't they? If this is any indication about the lineups for next year I mean.

Rowland at DAMS will be interesting if he stays there for the season. So much absolute shit-tier "talent" in this list though but I guess that's always the case with GP2

Is Sirotkin quitting then? I guess he will do the Renault test driver thing.

You could become the next Vadim Kogay, the GOAT of GT racing!
youtu.be/O4HSpx3aBq8

Ricciardo

Vandoorne

(what are we doing here?)

muh DICC

>VIVI
He's /ourguy/ after all.

Amx's been in ridiculously different vehicles each year for the past 4 years now.

Won't be a problem

>Ros thanks his girl and says that he loves her
>she breaks down in tears of happiness in front of the cameras
Warmed my heart.

much better than the
>Yo biggup to my niggas in compton HASHTAG BLESSED YOLO
we would have gotten from ham

wasn't the rear wing supposed to be lower?

It's just tyres test not aero. Noone will give away their design for next season so soon

Love is really a thing for Rosberg, uh?

I'm actually curious about what is it that is so special about her that drove Nico to be in love and marry this girl, because beauty and grace it aint.

The easiest goto answer is that she might be a great laid, but I bet she is supportive as fuck and shows that she really cares about him unlike the other wags who are only there to benefit themselves from these guys' money and fame.

The term childhood sweethearts or whatever probably explains it

theyve known each other forever, know everything about each others upbringings (and prob had similar ones so there isn't any awkward you grew up rich but i didn't shit), come from the same world and probably get along as "friends" within the same circle of friends.

Basically like marrying a guy friend best mate except you really want to fuck that guy friend as well

So they're saying the cars are harder to drive even with the old aero?
2017 will break some speed records

>ywn have a gf
>your gf will never be your best friend

>I bet she is supportive as fuck and shows that she really cares about him unlike the other wags
guess that's it. Don't need to look twice at these other wags to see they don't give a flying fuck.

Also she isn't that ugly. She's not Minttu pretty but still somewhat cute. And perhaps nico is one of those 0.001% rich guys who cares about having a wife who is somewhat invested in him.

Most rich fucks are stupid as fuck tho; Marrying a superhot gold digger and STILL cheat, and thus have to pay alimony for ages.

they're saying 2-4 seconds per lap

Probably has a banging body. And she really isn't unattractive at all. She's just not a 10/10 model looking trophy wife.

Her eyes are her worst feature.