Help Sup Forums, 34 oldfag here

Help Sup Forums, 34 oldfag here

I really miss fucking the tight little bodies of 18-20 year olds. It's been years since I have and am craving them so bad lately. The 25-30 chicks barely do it for me and the 30+ chicks just aren't fuckable to be at all anymore

How does a "semi-successful" old fag get that sweet 18yo puss?

by semi-successful, I mean
>Have a very nice, "yuppy" loft; think of something from the SodoSopa episode of SouthPark
>Have a nice new Mercedes
>Great sense of style
>Great body
>Above average social skills within my age group (keep my autism purely on Sup Forums)

Also, hard part is that I can't stand being around females for an extended period of time,especially younger chicks.

you get old and die fucking get over and and go stare at a tree or something

I'm only 24 but I see what you mean. If I could answer you I would.

> I can't stand being around females for an extended period of time,
I also have this same problem.

You basically already lived your life. So fuck yourself over and do whatever without any boundaries. Become a serial rapist, Hell maybe you should start a bitcoin business with it over Tor with homemade videos of it.

Grab em by the pussy

>How does a "semi-successful" old fag get that sweet 18yo puss?
>hard part is that I can't stand being around females for an extended period of time,especially younger chicks

See "Boxing Helena". Add larynx removal. Viola.

I've tried going to Strip Clubs to hire one for the night and escort services, but they all about 23-24....

feelsbadman

This is the only reason why performing anal sex on women is so important. Mostly, they don't really enjoy it, but, its a deal breaker for dating some bitch who has given birth and highly advisable for dating women over 30 who have a u joint.

33 here I feel your pain OP same boat except for muh land and muh f150.

I think you need to accept the fact that young girls are obnoxious and it's hardly worth the trouble.

I date strictly late 20s now. Part of life I guess. The age gap is too much. I can't stand to go to some shut club to pick up some fresh 18 year old.

Just fuck a catboi

You've got a hard case of nostalgia, man. Sometimes I miss those young girls too but every time I cave in and fuck one, I remember how bad they are at sex. Also, because they're less experienced, they're more prudish. It sucks. I always end up going back to the early 30s chicks.

That said, I know that won't convince you. So... here's my thought. Girls that age will only date you if they're kind of fucked in the head and have daddy issues. These girls will generally approach you, which is a nice lucky break. Hang out in college bars and use Tinder in college towns. Be honest about yourself, unless you have a young-looking face, in which case you might be able to get away with saying you're in your late 20s and date relatively normal girls.

I am you from the not so distant future. Your memories of those firm young bodies are all you will ever have of it again. And rightly so...the ones in that age group that will go a few rounds with you now are not worth spending any time on. You soon graduate to mid-late twenties self-respectful type that have been taking care of their bodies since teenhood and are independant on a level that indimidates most males. You do, however, keep fondly remembering that firmness of teenagers...at least you think you do..really you just make it up and curse yourself for not making better mental notes of it when you were younger.

Use tinder. It's rampant with younger bitches looking for a sugar daddy. Anyone who has a nice place and has a nice car will be covered in young pussy. You can just talk to 'em and get to come over or pick 'em up and take 'em somewhere and fuck.

Have you thought of becoming a sugar daddy?

I've thought about it, but I don't want to spend anytime with them other than a few day fling

neither do they, but you will have to pay for it very literally.

Start getting a good drug connect on the dark web and going to raves. If you are the guy with the good dope, MDMA...girls will fuc

I'm fine with paying for it

I live in Nashville, Tn and the other problem with the whole Sugar Daddy sites is that for my area, it's filled with 95% disgusting niggers

not looking to go to jail and lose my career though

I'm 34m and almost have the same situation as you. Not getting my own place until this summer.

Girls around the 18 year mark are cute to look at but you and I know they lack experience and you can't trust them for a minute. I know you're not a fan of women are age but they're wised-up. What they lack in looks, they make up for in bed 'cause they know that's what we want. IF you insist on a youngun though, go to an asian massage parlor or make a trip to Thailand. Get it out of your system

You're old. Sorry but the kids don't want to be with you anymore. Why don't you go find yourself a nice lady

Oldfag here, I started smashing 18 year old pussy again when I was 29

Just find them on Tinder, say something funny, imply heavily that you'll fuck them better than any young stud can.

Banged so many teenage (legal) chicks. Then it got to be too much and I settled down with a 28 year old. She doesn't do it for me like those girls did but she's sane and self sufficient.

was Sup Forums always shit

>I settled down with a 28 year old. She doesn't do it for me like those girls did but she's sane and self sufficient.


That's the other thing. I've dated well over 100 chicks now and the sane and self sufficient ones always have one of three(or all) major problems:

a)Not very attractive
b)Low Libido
c)Bitchy

Prudist? LOL. You train that out of them super quick. I was having threesomes, fisting another chick, fucking another in the ass every time, and making loads of sex tapes with the young ones. The older ones get stale unless they have a tremendous libido.

I'm 28 and so is my gf and she has all three of these problems.
Sometimes I really want to beat the shit out of her, just beat her senseless.

I really miss fucking 16-20yr girls man and after 5 years in the same relationshit I lost my fucking game.

>feelsbadman

I'm a latent pedophile.

Or at least, I think I am.

When I was 18-19, I was strangely attracted to 11-13 year old, and had a rape fantasy or two, but I didn't think much of it back then.

When I got older, I was still attracted to girls my age, but I always had a "thing" for younger girls, in the early teens (12-14 or so). When going to the beach, etc. I routinely got a boner when girls that age changed into their bathing suits or out of them in plain sight, had to use Stealth Technology™, etc.

When I was in university I had the usualy hookups gfs, etc. but I was consistently fapping to 12-14 year olds, sometimes a bit younger, but never younger than ~10. Since I wasn't around younger girls anymore, All I had was looking for pictures of them on the internet, it's not exactly difficult to find those, obviously (russian image forums, artmodelingstudios, etc).

I'm living with my girlfriend now, and things kinda settle in, but I'm still attracted to girls 12-14 yo, and every now and then, I scower the internets for pictures to fap to them.

I'm 33 right now, and things don't seem to change. I'll never go out and approach them or something, pictures and phantasies are enough for me. I couldn't ever have sex with a girl that old, I'd be disgusted and kinda self-coscious to even talk to one or even look at one for too long, but still the weird attraction is still there.

I find girls 18-28 still very much attractive, I find my girlfriend (32) attractive, too, the sex is magical. But I still fap to pictures of 12-14 year olds every now and then.

I guess this is just being me...

Yeah, she's 28 and sane but she has almost zero libido. It's sad. We fuck once a month if that. I went from sex 4-5 days a week, often with more than one girl a day or at a time, straight into her. I had a sex problem. I had fucked 6 girls in a 24 hour period, including her, right before I decided to call it all quits and settle down.

But now every day I pine for someone with even 20% of my libido. She has maybe 2% of it.

fuck off with your pedo shit

The older ones with tremendous libidos are golden. You tell her what you're into and she'll do it without hesitation just to make you happy.

Shut up! Fucking angry orange clone.

It's just fucking bullshit and I'm about to whine like a fucking baby.....but it is like finding a unicorn to find a woman with the following 4 qualities:

a)7/10 or above
b)sane
c)self sufficient (either works a real job or is an adequate homemaker)
d)not a moody bitch

forgot 5th quality, decent libido (sex 2-5 times a week)

roofies?

There are sex ads that promote young college girls looking for sugar daddies to support them.
You might have to pay up Op, but that's not a huge issue for you since you have cash around.
Make an account of a dating site and ask for college girls that need some financial help

fucking shit dude. same shit here.
we used to fuck like bunnies and now once a month and that's a fucking maybe.
I'm so fucking horny I think I'm gonna rape the first gullible bitch I find.

Just keep trolling for pics. You'll get caught sooner or later

This is precisely why you shouldn't date younger chicks. They're gonna change on you.

Dude

My lady meets a,b,c and d with flying colors

She just has zero libido. None. If I made no attempt to fuck her, there would never be sex. And so many attempts I've made to fuck her have been met with a solid decline that I've mostly given up.

I would trade in 2 of those in order for sex to be made relevant again

Your disposition is a lot for common than you'd think user. Where do you get your material though?

bro I haven't got laid 5 times in the past 6 months

we live together

that means like 0.00000000000000000000001% of our time is spent sexing

>My lady meets a,b,c and d with flying colors

That's the same problem all my buddies have who don't have a psycho wife....but at least the psycho wife fucks like crazy

"Trolling for pics"? Not sure what you mean.

Sometimes just fapping to loli is fine too.

I consistently think about this, but I guess the reality is that stability is more important for me right now

>change on you
what?
we're the same fucking age dipshit. 28

Also you know another shitty thing about shitty libido? When you have a bigger dick than normal. So you want to destroy dat pussey but she's busting your balls saying "no user it hurts this fast, it hurts in this position, not this not that" FUCK YOU BITCH!
Wanking is better these days.

I mean have you tried going out and picking up 18 year olds? I don't think you have and this is the first step.

Are you looking for approval for this? Just stop if you are. It's legal and you really want it, the older you get the more pathetic it's going to be. You're not quite at creepy yet (that's 40) so quit wasting time and get out there and fuck some young strange.

Yeah I get that, do you have kids? I don't

I went from a 5 year relationship that was very stable with a great woman with low libido to a 6 year relationship I'm about to end because the sex is great, but the woman is useless in all other regards.

I'm just going to be single and fuck random 20ish year olds

Tbh, I just use my stach that I've accumulated over the years. like I said, russian forums, etc. candydoll pics, etc, are usually enough for me, and things like set collection, LS-Island, etc. things like the sets of artmodelingstudios, etc. I've seen the Inna-Model pics, also the one which are clearly illegal, but that's just too young, I prefer >10 and

>basically already lived your life
>34

Still fairly young. Get out there and get some tail bitch.

dude, fuck off with this shit; no one is interested in your baby raping fantasies

it gets worse...next you'll get married, have kids, and all that sweetness will be way out of reach...

we are fucked boiz FUCKED!

All these bullshit that women are the weak gender is fucking bullshit. Look at this shit.

Fuck me if I knew I would have been a fucking trap and had a sugar daddy. I wouldn't need to bust my ass working EVER again.

Women are like "meh I don't want to fuck right now maybe later" and we stay horny whining to other Sup Forumsros.

Fuck this. Fuck life, fuck society, fuck women in general.
They should be like slaves again.

ok, 24yo old fag to this site, been here for 10= years.
have dragged in major pussy even still with the wife i have. she is up for anything i want. but here is a few tips that work great for me.

aim for daddy issues, a lot of taht daddy culture is now becoming main stream to girls that age you want. be slightly fit, not buff or anything by all means,
also shoot for the ones who either have an interest in games, as in vidya.
go to conventions and just fuck around a bit chat up the small ones and make them laugh a lot, look for the ones that are super out going and or the ones that are reclusive. no between.
do your best to not be cringy but also participate in what they like. they go for that like crack to a crackwhore. (daddy neglect)

do this much and you should be golden. dont let on about your age if you are over 32, i say that beause they will see you as a fucked up turn off. shoot for 27 or so. keep a beard,( they love it) and trim up. then just reep rewards.

i do this shit all the time and i know what i am saying is hard to express in typ, but i am trying to help. just take my word for it.

im 24yo and have a just now 21yo wife, we just recently had a 3way with a girl i picked up at anime iowa, she being 17. and plan to do more. i do as i please and dont worry. its an attractive thing to them.

also one major thing. dont be afraid to make them laugh by making them uncomfortable, like be sexual but make fun of it while you do it. make jokes at yourself but also make them have fun. play it off in some messed up ways. they like being out of the comfort zone because no one else will let them be.

No kids, just 32 with a cat, live in girlfriend, and no sex. Great girl but I can see why she was single. Not many guys would put up with this shit.

>>Women are like "meh I don't want to fuck right now maybe later" and we stay horny whining to other Sup Forumsros.

Or the ones who do fuck, drain your bank account and you never know when they are going to throw a god damn tantrum in public

>Help Sup Forums, 34 oldfag here

>You basically already lived your life.

lol babyfags
isn't it past your bedtime?

Good god, that face kills even the most resilient boner!

something about this bitch literally makes me sick to my stomach

Sadly I'm 23 and I already don't put up with shit. First time anything is said, I usually ghost them. No reason to, plenty of fish in the sea and the money in my bank isn't going towards her fucking someone else later on. I honestly hope you guys find some serious strange..

i'm 48

women are pretty simple

they want to find someone to build a nest with

and they want to make a baby

this is what their hormones tell them

13-18 they are childish
18-25 they are experimental
25+ they are looking to reproduce

$$$

these kinds of women need to be castrated and maybe killed, or kept in cages as cumdumpsters.

you forgot to mention that in every stage they're also looking for someone to pay every little shit they do.
>nest
bullshit

>13-18 they are childish
>28-25 they are childish and looking to reproduce
>25+ they are childish and looking for a man to pay for everything
FIXED

I think you might be a pedo

you're on fucking Sup Forums, no matter of "success" can help you faggot

>liking tight body in shape slender women
>pedo

In a similar situation as you other guys. I want to divorce my wife, but don't have a "good" reason to do it


Anybody have any advice on how I could get my wife to cheat on me?

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Answer to your problems

> Go Asian

Bodies like 14 year olds, but are actually 20.

>bodies like 14 year olds
until they turn 35 or 40, user. it'd be a thing of beauty if they weren't ants

pedo-claimers are so unsecure
-they hide their unsecurity behind admiration of oversized, unproportionate figures of what used to be women

still better than whites, they look their age.
Rather have a young looking old person than an old looking old person.

Besides the pussy is tight

why don't you just go and say to her
>I got bored of you, we fuck once every month if I'm lucky, you never meet my needs and you only give 2 fucks for yourself, so let's get a divorse.

>Besides the pussy is tight

I think I'm the only person that really doesn't give a shit about the tightness of a pussy. They all feel really good regardless.

sorry to disappoint your trolling session, but i don't find prepubescents attractive at all. for me they have to be well into puberty. i like them slender and petite. there are significant differences between kiddies and small women. some of them may be subtle, but they're there nonetheless.

>pussy is tight
i still hope i get the chance to experience this some day

oh no, we fuck near daily and our sex life is amazing......she has just financially ruined me (but I didn't stop her) and she continually makes stupid/bad decisions and is annoying as fuck now

well change what I wrote on the previous post from sex to money and just leave the bitch

>makes stupid decisions, annoying as fuck
welcome to relations with the opposite sex, user. if you're getting laid every day, i'll gladly take her off your hands. but i digress... relationship 101: communication. fucking talk to her. tell her the truth

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For me it matters a lot, I have major issues cumming during sex. It already takes me 1 hour or so, if I have sex with a less tight girl I'll never cum unless it's with anal.

It's good, feels like they suck you in.

>i'll gladly take her off your hands
all yours friendo

is she borderline anorexic? i don't fuck fatties

im 28 but this is what I've been doing
I get good coke and girls love coke, and girls love fucking on coke, so its really easy mode
plus i love coke and i love fucking on coke

Getting decent cocaine is such a fucking hassle though if you don't already have a connection and don't want to make friends with a bunch of fucking yuppy bro man-children

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I'm 27 and I've been feeling the same although I prefer them 20 and older... I'm getting my masters and I meet lot of girls studying at school

Im going to be honest. 24 y/o here, im fucking about 3-4 girls a week. 2 are usuals. Im trying to get this out of my system before i turn into one of you guys. I hope i make it out

Tor

Links?

Nice try FBI, you still have to have it mailed to your fucking house

craigslist dumbass, there's plenty of young college pussys looking for a sugardaddy.

Why do you speak like women are objects? They are human beings and not sex toys.

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You're fucking gross and not ONE self respecting 18 year old ever date an old man like you.

>implying the craigslist ads are posted by real women

Top Kek m8, back to tumblr/reddit with you

are you a time traveler from 2006?

Good thing none of them respect themselves thanks to feminism.

>but I was consistently fapping to 12-14 year olds, sometimes a bit younger, but never younger than ~10.


Cause, like, THAT would somehow make you a degenerate? Drink bleach, motherfucker.

fuck you, you dump fuck.
that's why all these bitches fucks us over, because people like you exist.
go tip your fedora on ledit you faggot and kill yourself.
>not OP

>not OP

OP here, and I approve this message

all the real Sup Forumsros would approve of this message.

Christ I wish I was redpilled before I got married to a woman with a kid and ruined/cucked my life :(

(you)