Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
claim your 2D waifu
post pics of your waifu
insult other waifus
keep ERP and RP to a minimum
post fitting, not over-sexualised content
most important: Have fun!
Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
claim your 2D waifu
post pics of your waifu
insult other waifus
keep ERP and RP to a minimum
post fitting, not over-sexualised content
most important: Have fun!
No, its not a smug. This us a smug.
And you would be better off if you can do it as early as physically possible.
Please, we didn't even die. Shit was extremely fun, I REALLY wish I had my camera working for it.
I've found a few.
Maybe once i get some decent weapons and lvl up a bit it'll feel better.
I finished one playthrough on my PC. Im playing on PS4. Just beat vordt.
It still feels too flat no matter how much you play.
Ok, I'd call my dentist but it's 2am :P
That's a nice smug, where did you get it? The smug store?
Have a smug in return
Yup, as always in the morning. Well, at least it wasn't bad, right?
Ah, it was kinda alright. Tho we were working on a rooftop... On the highest building around..... During a storm, too..... hehe~
Yaaaaaaaaay!!! Today is truly a great day, then!! I'm so proud of you, my little map reader <3 <3 <3
So, what do you think about it overall??
Well then, we're on the same boat then. Tho I stopped trying a few weeks ago, it's no use.
Well, that isn't exactly the best amount of time. Maybe get yourself some coffee with Red Bull? It's shit but it does the trick.
I personally think 3 is garbage, but I mostly spend my time on PvP, so yeah. The PvE was okay-ish, they added nothing new to the series. But I'm glad you're enjoying it.
Hey, I never watched it. Is it really that good?
Also, try Batman. You can't go wrong with Batman.
Also, sorry for the slow replies, I'm running late on my routine ;-;
Do people tend to draw her wand incorrectly? I wouldn't know, I don't keep up with Louise fanart :P
<3 <3 <3
hello hello <3 you're a neato person!
I liked it! I saw it with my dad though, because it had a retro-ish soundtrack and I knew he'd enjoy it <3
literally no better girl than this one
I-i'm sorry, i just don't likeit when you stare.
Now can you please help me?
Nothing wrong with green panties either
I know that feeling all too well.
Sometimes it feels like a couple hours of sleep is worse than just staying up.
On the plus side, when you finally go to sleep it's the greatest thing in the world.
Vordt's a good boss. Not a lot of hp but he moves fast so it's pretty scary and he's got a good safe zone. They buffed frostbite too so he's a little more of a threat. Nice job beating him!
It is, especially if you like getting loot!
And I feel you on the no money situation. Maybe things will change, though?
That's good! Moderation is key when it comes to most things! I'm sure you already knew that, but still... I'm glad you know limits! I've seen too many people have their lives ruined by alcohol or other substances.
Nothing is really up right now honestly, the servers of the game I was playing are down for maintenance so now I'm stuck in the cycle of trying to find a game to play for everyone. People can be really stubborn sometimes.
I thought it was fine and I didnt expect anything new just more dark souls. I still need to finish Bloodborne but fuck that spider boss thing.
Well...Maaaaaybe maybe maybe next time I'll come with.
There ya go~ What build was your PC build?
OH YES. I have dozens of pictures where her wand is wrong.
hello hello again miss Juvia!
It's kind of a really nice day
Tfw you get really drunk and zone out on minecraft abd build a whole friggin castle but your liver is too good and in the length of 2 hours your sober again...
He is weak if you become intimate with his thighs. He is nothing unless youre trying to beat him with something silly.
I just two handed a great sword and ran some healing miracles with it.
ah... I agree ;~; alcohol is a bad thing to get too used to! I just use it as a rare treat now and then!
hello are you well miss Louise?
I agree <3
That sounds pretty fun!
Well shit, i'm in for a long ride then.
I feel you on that, i hate mornings..
No it wasn;t bad, just kinda meh.
Well that doesn't sound very good..
Thank you~ <3
I loved it, i mean it was a bit rough in the beginning but once i got a grasp of it i really enjoyed it. The final boss was kind of a letdown though.
I dunno, i still feel a bit hurt by it... Maybe if you posted something to make me feel better i would.
Do you even smug? You gotta do better than that to equal one of the #smugsquad
Howdy Shizuru! How is my fellow blonde twintailed beauty doing?
I guess, but blue is masterrace, does Juvia go for blue stripes?
And what game would that be?
Now I really want to see some fanart where someone just said fuck it and gave her a Harry Potter wand. I'd make it but I'm not on my PC...
I can tell you're going to be screaming the whole fucking time. It's gunna be top kek.
Always cute face!
How are you today?
Ahh, that's awesome. Just hoping for a sale soon, or if it doesn't happen I'll probably cave and get it anyways...
Already had a big cup of coffee, so it's not too bad.
I hope I'll get some proper sleep one of these days, been going on 3-5 hours with the occasional 6+ hours of terrible sleep for a while now.
Its just the easiest thing for a first run I feel.
Yeah. Have fun with it hopefully.
I am! How are you?
There's some where it's just like
H-How fast do you normally go
I'm doing well! How about you?
-Hugs the space qt
yes indeed! <3
I'm good! thinking of sleep though <3
I did, uh...
Max STR, full smough and 2h'd the hammer.
Good morning tiaga
Hugs the burnt qt
Go to bed louise
I mean i have a job but it's relatively low paying and i haven't had any spending money lately
Hello love user
Glad to see you're having fun
That depends, are you going to ask for something lewd like a pervert would?
Sometimes. Usually it's light purple or blue
Sounds ugly to look at.
Im up waaaaaay later than i should be laso i feel as though alcohol is losing its effectiveness
I was holding out for a sale then I noticed something... The name "playerunknown" looked familiar. So I did my research and realized he was the genius behind Arma 3 Battle Royale!
At that point, I changed pantsu (after cumming buckets because arma Battle Royale) then caved and bought it. And in 3 days I've gotten 17.7 hours, send help.
A stick isn't enough! We need the glasses, the scar, and the OG wand! And we'll put Ron in Saito's tracksuit!
Fuck I just swallowed a ton of blood I hate life
Let's see 'em then! I'll show you mine :3
I'm sure i will, eventually.
But god damn i really want to play NG+ on Dark souls too.
How are you?
Well i mean, that would certainly do the trick.
Yep, that's pretty much Vordt. They did a good job at making him seem scary though, even if he's really not. I love his music too, though that's not saying much considering I love most Dark Souls songs.
Thank you for being smart! <3
Elite Dangerous! Takes 50 minutes to do anything, but it's fun if you like space and you have friends to play it with.
That's not good! I take it that you're not doing it by choice, right? Either way I hope you get some actual sleep soon! <3
That sucks, I'm sorry. I hate working, but working and earning money is one thing. To work and not able to spend the money you earned on the stuff you want is a brand new level of terrible.
I gotta go for now, but hopefully tomorrow I'll be back for more than 5 minutes. Sorry.
I'll link you the road...buuuut.....
Anywhere between 40-100 on the roads I link you.
I should be asleep and drunk instead i am awake and sober....
Sleep is good, healthy for you. You tired?
It's only midnight!
But it was really fun!
Or we could put Saito in Cedrick Diggory's place and he would die!
nevermind i am never going there
Not terrible, unlike my sleep.
I bought DS3 yesterday!
I hope I get in the mood to play some DS soon, been looking forward to it.
I wish alcohol would only wear off when you slept, I always sober up way too much before I fall asleep.
Hmmmmmmmm, I'll have to look at it when I can be considered awake.
It's only like 6 hours a day, not too bad.
Yeah, I'd prefer some comfy sleep, it'll come sooner or later!
Nights Mai, sleep well.
Well then, I guess I'll give it a shot, too!
And what's your favourite color? Let me guess... Green? Did I get it??
I was really disappointed by the game, but maybe I was just expecting too much. Like some innovations and new neat mechanics or interesting and hard areas, but... I feel like it's just re-used assets, just more pretty.
Never played BB, tho I really have to. Is it harder?
That makes two of us...
Well, I hope tomorrow will be better. Also, it's almost friday, so that's a plus!
Ah, I'm really glad you liked it, and yeah, the beginnings are always rough, but it's all worth it. And the final boss, well... It was actually supposed to be like that, as it has a great chunk of lore to it. You know, you were supposed to fight THE Great Lord, that linked the First Flame, the Great Gwynn himself! But when you enter the battle and that music starts playing you realise... That that Great Lord is gone. All that's left is just a man that sacrificed everything for the sake of keeping the fire lit...
Ah, coffee makes it all more bearable. Any plans for the day?
I do my best <3 are you well miss Kanna?
because you're a chill person! chill people are cool.
I'm getting there! I'm making a soup for dinner tomorrow that takes anywhere from 4 to 8 hours to fully cook though, so I should sleep soon to wake up on time to make it <3
Exactly thats too late
Same, i drank a whole whiskey glass of jager earlier and im already over it...i have to get WASTED to go through the night
ah.... no ;~; it's purple! good try though!
Drunk af and watching anime
Fine i suppose. Just a little tired and a little bored. How about you?
I mean so am i but i don't have work till later tomorrow anyway.
Really? Cause it doesn't seem like it
N-no you perv~
Of course it would for a pervert like you
Yeah but stuff like car repairs and stuff like that come first
Well see you tomorrow
Give it a go.
Dark souls has great tracks yeah
Thats the point so good.
Its not that bad. The mechanic they have is after you get hit you can hit them back and regain some of the health you lost. If you use that then you are good.
I still havent been lewd tonight...and i have to get up in 5hrs
Just got hut by a wall
Not much, some minor things I might have to do.
Besides that I think I'll do the dishes, clean the kitchen, and maybe cook a nice dinner.
Nights Tali, take care.
Ah, I never got into Elite Dangerous, but my bro did :3
I play almost exclusively shooters / survival games and also Dota 2 (and Osu! on occasion).
I don't think I have you on steam, add me:
But Saito has plot armor! He's invincible!
I mean, it's 6 hours a day, and I also have school and other shit to do.... I'm addicted. It's a drug.
THE COVETED SHIZURUCHIBI4.JPG
I'm going to start saving those until I have all of them. I'd be bored, but posting here is more than enough to occupy me X3 I'm easy to entertain.
I can't sleep because I keep swallowing blood from muh gums :(
x.x but I already showed mine! Now you have to honor your end of the deal!
Well alrighty then.
What? You don't wanna drift down the Sunrise Highway?! YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE FUN?!
I believe in you! I'd love to watch it if you wanna stream...
There ya go! Soup is good!
Will be up for another five and a half hours!
I'm gonna try a few new builds after I 100% it.
He needs to die.
sleep well Tali I love you <3 <3 <3
O F F B Y O N E
That is quite the predicament.
It's just so much nicer to spend them huddled up in bed.
Thanks,same goes for you. Yup! Got any plans for the weekend?
Yeah i can't wait to NG+ it. Well shit, that actually makes a lot of sense when you think of it like that... Honestly, now that you pointed that out, that's pretty a pretty fucking genius way to end a game.
H-hey it's not blackmail at all!
Cute and sexy, very nice,
i guess i'll go back and forth between them.
Thief! She stole my quints! 10 shekels to who ever secures this waifu for me!
Jojo's bizzare adventure
potato soup! bacon and cheese added!
You're never lewd anymore
I never said I'd show you my panties
Yes it is you pervert
I'm asking for your help as a friend and you try to blackmail me into fulfilling your perverted fantasies
Thats a good plan
If you get your other stuff done, it's not a terrible addiction.
I'll poke you if I see you on when I start it.
If you see me playing it on steam, feel free to watch.
ah! I got numbers! what do I do with numbers?
Not even a little!
Sunrise Highway is stressful especially with you driving!!!
Oooooh, that sounds REALLY good! I'd love to try it!
Thank you Taiga~ Looking forward to it!
Well, at least I tried! But purple is pretty, too <3
At first playthrough it's not that bad, but on every next... After playing through 1, 2 and Demon's Souls I've seen nothing new in 3, thus I'm disappointed. And the PvP is a cringefest, I can't bear it, despite having played 200h on PvP alone.
And that's neat. Also, no shields and a pistol to parry, that's badass.
Ah, so nothing too serious. That and you could get some more rest maybe?
J E W A T T A C K
Yup, especially with one purple-haired cutie~
Thank you! Well, if all goes well on saturday I'll spend the day with my gf and later at night I might go out with my friends. And what are your plans?
You're gonna love it, as it's waaay harder (the jump from NG to BG+ is bigger than from +1 to +2). I can't wait to hear all about it!
Yeah, I know right? Now that you've finished it, look up VaatiVidya and his Prepare to Cry playlist. You will cry. A LOT. But you'll get the lore of it, and it's so amazing... Just watch it, please. For me~
Wow the blood is slowing down and the tiredness is setting in, I'm sorry for cutting off so many conversations like this, but I'm about to doze off!
Remember, you can always add me on Discord:
And on Steam:
(and again I'm sorry for leaving so abruptly)
Too bad. You're coming with me and you're paying for a new passenger seat and carpeting.
I'll try and find the recipe! I have it screenshotted somewhere <3
all colors are nice!
sleep well miss Michi <3
You deliver them to your nearest merchant
Jew? Where!? I don't see any!
N-Now why would I need to do something like that?
Thank you Loveanon!
You get them, beyond that there's not much to it, just don't give them to the merchant.
I really should, think I'll try in a few minutes.
I just need to hear my phone which shouldn't be a problem.
no sir <#
here it is! I wanted to make sure I had the right file!
Good shit. You on part 3 now?
N-no i swear! I was just trying to gently persuade you into fulfilling my perverted fantasies.
Here, you earned it
I gotta give DS2 credit though, the first trophy you get is pretty funny.
Aww, well spending the morning cuddled up with you would make them significantly better indeed~
That sounds like a great time, i hope it all does go well~ Hmm nothing at the moment, but i'm sure i'll figure out something to do.
Haha well now that i'm a lot better than back then, i hope it'll give a good challenge.
Alright i will definitely check it out, especially for you~
I'll see about maybe making this
but I'm not much of a chef
*goes in for a kiss*
Yup! Episode 12
Louise sounds like she has claws.
You would maybe like it. Lots of new enemies and it rewards aggressive play.
The one for killing the first boss?
it's really not that bad! most of it is just in a slow cooker, and you leave it on low all day!
nnnnnnnope, I am taken, sorry user
Thats an unlucky roll there merchant
Okay! I'll, um, maybe ask Chara
I'll steal that recipe.
I'll have to make slightly less than that though, I don't want to be eating the same soup for an entire week!
Looks very easy to make, don't have a slow cooker so I'd have to do it on the stove though.
Because with how hard I'll be driving, you're probably gunna piss yourself.
I was going over the double line
I did, in fact, drift from going so fast
I lost the guy that was following by a good 10 seconds and had to slow down and wait for him to catch up
all this cooking talk
no ones talking to the cook
the actual professional in thread
do that yes! I'm sure she'll be able to help make it work <3
you should! it's really rich, but I enjoy it!
I should start posting all the recipes I use someday
hello hello I need to come up with a dinner for next week, what make?
I think I'll call it a day, as I have to go to work really soon... Good night/day everybody, take care!
That's true, tho I find blue the best~
Goodnight, try to sober up before the next mini-party, and I hope I'll be around then to join you!
Ah, sorry, must've replied to the wrong person. Have a good day kind sir!
Try it, it might do you sone good~
Ah, the quest for the phone it is, then!
And I'm off, so see you around, have a nice day~
Yeah, it would definitely be a... Dream cum true~~~
I also hope so~
Well, you could try and go out with some friends too, it's always an option
It will, don't worry~
Thank you, you won't regret it~
Also, sorry so soon, but I have to go. Goodnight, sleep tight love~
also, nice panties you perv~
Yup, definitely my kind of thing. Anyways, have fun with DS and have a good day/ night, see you!
p-pretty black panties and sexy butt, plus a beautiful night gown
A-although t-this sample will be p-put to good use i Should've mentioned that these panties need to be purple.
will not be attending this
thank you for the offer
Yeah! She's a good cook!
What options are there? How much time do you have to plan? Have you got what you need already? Are you okay with going cowboy?
have a good day at work!
good good! there's always one in the relationship!
ah... lots! also lots! maybe, if I need stuff I can go grocery shopping! aaaand I don't know what cowboy is!
Because she likes to whip people and stuff so maybe if it was built in? Like a cat.
Nice. God damn i can't wait for them to release the dub.
You like it~?
Nah for the first time you die. You get a trophy called "This is Dark Souls" I had a good laugh at that.
L-lewd~ And yes it would~
Well it kinda isn;t actually..
Have a good day at work, Firekeeper~
That's a rather unscientific way of describing that~
But I wanna be the stay at home wife, so I should probably learn..
but she is the best catgirl when she puts on ears and a tail
Implying you get a choice
I'll just kidnap you and say we're going to get ice cream. :^)
Cowboy means going without a recipe. Have you made risotto before? Can you learn through reading how to do it?
Ohhh noooo! What are you doing? Its better to watch in sub for the engirsh!
I love it~
Baia Firekeeper, take care.
Sadly I'm a bit limited by my kitchen, I don't have an oven, and I only have space for one pot / pan on the stove.
When I move (which I hope will be before fall) I really want an oven.
Oh? I never got that one.
No that goes to Koto.
r u d e <3 be nice, user!
that's okay too! it's just a learned skill, you just need practice. Chara could give you a lesson maybe <3
ah... it's just for me and my parents ;~; it doesn't need to be fancy!
is risotto the thing made with a broth and rice or something?
ovens are useful! I hope you find a nice place <3
Top Tier Waifu Selena/Severa
Yip yip yip
Going back to bed for a bit, see you all later.
n-no y-you misunderstood, i-i didn't mean it l-like that i swear
those panties and those nicely shaped breasts
I just need them specifically for my current project
B-But now I know not to trust you if you say we're going for ice cream
or I'll drive
She is pretty cute! But no.
Also I took a screencap I think you'd like
Yeah! She's gonna show me how to cook a bit when I visit this summer.
good night miss Taiga!
Hey real quick darlin just what the heck is this contraption called again?
I've watched a bit in sub and it is good, but the dub looks great. There was the 3 episode test dub they did a couple years ago which was great, then the official dub teaser they released which just upped the hype.
Glad to hear it. And that is one of my fave Yuno pics~
Fucking like 50 feet in and i get killed by a bunch of asshole animal things on the ground.
Hmm that;s a shame then~
Oh? And what is this current project you speak of?
i feel like something lewder is goingon just outside of the pic~
W-well you see i can't disclose this info to you o-or else it may e-effect the study
Yeah not too bad, totally watchable but Im still on sub just for the engirsh
Fresh outta the shower
Or maybe it's just your imagination~
Oh? In what way would it affect it?
Yeah i get that, the engrish definitely adds a lot to it. As much as i wish it could, i don't think the dub will be able to top Oldseph's engrish yelling.
Internet a shit, I'm gonna have to go now
Top was meant for you.
Time to get dirty again~
n-no it wasn't! Stop trying to make me look like a pervert!
thigh highs and green striped panties and nothing else
It uh m-might create a biesed view.
Well, don't keep me waiting~
I wasn't doing anything, you;re the one who was imagining dirty things.
Getting a little excited for just doing research huh~
Very nice. Bye.
y-you're the one posting dirty pics! I'm not imagining anything dirty!
N-no not at all! Y-you're taking all this out of context!
W-well if i told you it m-might cause you to change the kind of panties you use!
Heh yeah that works
But you couldn't tell what was happening in that pic, so you used your dirty mind to fill it in yourself
Am i? Am i really~?
But wouldn't that be a good thing? I mean, it would provide even more samples for your research, wouldn't it?
n-no her face and everything was suggesting something l-lewd
Y-yes you are!
N-no we need a specific panty shot!
that beautiful b-butt
Yes, its more a sticky rice dish. Very filling, made with broth.
being this late
Sorry. Basically, if you think its going to be tasty, it can go in a risotto. I suggest some fresh spring vegetables (carrot, celery, red onion, leek, corn) with a meat of your choice. Cured meats work well. You want to lightly brown all the vegetables, warm the meat, coat the rice in all the juices and then use a combination of white wine and hot broth (vegetable or chicken) to cook the rice out. Add the liquid bit by bit, until it absorbs completely, then add more. And you HAVE to keep stirring. Once the rice is cooked, you can add a fat or dairy (butter, cream, cheese) to make it fill the mouth more. Look at recipes online, and practice cooking the rice. And never forget that it has to be a short grain rice. Arborio works best.
Ho ho ho my~
Yes it may have, but you still filled in the blanks, didn't you~?
I don't think i am~
And which one might that be?
Hehe i just found that one a little while ago, glad it came in handy so soon~
D-Damn.. shoulda pulled out..
n-no i was just suggesting, nothing more!
Yes you are!
W-well we require one w-with dark purple panties.
n-no i am not! How am i pervert!
Yeah, but it was just too tempting not to at the time~
Is this the one you so desperately desire~?
Because you are
God yes! So perfectly lewd-
i-i mean yeah this is the sample we require
how am i a pervert?
Whatchu listening to?
"God yes! So perfectly lewd-"
That right there, is how you are a pervert.
There's no shame in admitting it, ya know.
What about you, still watchin JoJo?
n-no you misunderstood! I just said yes that's the sample we required
S-stop putting words in my mouth
I'll never admit it cause it's not true!
Well that was a funny way of saying it.
But i'm not, you're the one saying them.
N-now, maybe as a thank you for all the research samples i gave you tonight, could you maybe give me a little something before i have to go to sleep~?
Na playing dark souls 3, slaying me a dragon!
Oh sweet, (s)lay that dragon!
Shit that reminds me, i totally forgot to kill that one dragon before i finished Dark souls1.
Not at all!
I never said that! You're putting words in my mouth!
That depends on what you want~
it better not be perverted
The helldrake one? Bah he drops nothing special unless you cut his tail but he's still a challenge if meleeing, unless you ment Kalameet then you dun fucked up
But you did!
It's not perverted on your part at all. You'd just be giving me a lewd pic as a thank you, nothing wrong with that.
Maybe something i haven't seen before~
Yeah, i already got the drake sword but i just wanted to kill that prick. Uhh Kalameet...?
Do you have the DLC?
It was not!
I did not! When did i say that?!
Of course you want a lewd like the dirty pervert you are
but fine if that's your wish.
Just know when i need more samples I'll be expecting you to provide them
Alright it's time for me to get to bed. Have a good day/night everyone! Goodnight.
Ahh i do not. I do plan on getting it though.
Let's continue in discord for a bit.
Just a bit ago!
That perfectly shaped butt..the hint of vag..those big supple breasts..that beautiful smile... WEW!
Of course, i will be happy to supply you. And i look forward to my rewards~ Goodnight Juvia.
I know I am, idol.
No it wasn't!
I don't see any proof
s-shut up you pervert
Your rewards depend on how well you obey
Nighty night pervert
H-hey stop s-staring
Couldnt help it.
Why are you making this thread on Sup Forums?
Why not make it on /a/ or /jp/ or whatever where all the other weeaboos are?
Of course you couldn't you filthy pervert
Tali'Zorah nar Rayya isnt japanese at all.
Don't act like this is new news to you
Totally new. You being mean to me for admiring a nice bod.
Well thats too bad, slave.
Cause it's not for you!
Hanako earned it by giving me samples of panty shots for my study not you
Earn own rewards
Besides that's the only time I've ever posted a lewd pic
But everyone can see it. Youve posted them many times.
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