Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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No, its not a smug. This us a smug.
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And you would be better off if you can do it as early as physically possible.

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Hello user!

Please, we didn't even die. Shit was extremely fun, I REALLY wish I had my camera working for it.

Yuno
I've found a few.

Tomo
Maybe once i get some decent weapons and lvl up a bit it'll feel better.

Still here


and


I finished one playthrough on my PC. Im playing on PS4. Just beat vordt.
It still feels too flat no matter how much you play.

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Ok, I'd call my dentist but it's 2am :P
That's a nice smug, where did you get it? The smug store?

Have a smug in return

Yup, as always in the morning. Well, at least it wasn't bad, right?
Ah, it was kinda alright. Tho we were working on a rooftop... On the highest building around..... During a storm, too..... hehe~
Yaaaaaaaaay!!! Today is truly a great day, then!! I'm so proud of you, my little map reader

Do people tend to draw her wand incorrectly? I wouldn't know, I don't keep up with Louise fanart :P

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literally no better girl than this one

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Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
hanako
I-i'm sorry, i just don't likeit when you stare.
Now can you please help me?
>dub dubs
Nothing wrong with green panties either

I know that feeling all too well.
Sometimes it feels like a couple hours of sleep is worse than just staying up.
On the plus side, when you finally go to sleep it's the greatest thing in the world.

Vordt's a good boss. Not a lot of hp but he moves fast so it's pretty scary and he's got a good safe zone. They buffed frostbite too so he's a little more of a threat. Nice job beating him!

It is, especially if you like getting loot!
And I feel you on the no money situation. Maybe things will change, though?

That's good! Moderation is key when it comes to most things! I'm sure you already knew that, but still... I'm glad you know limits! I've seen too many people have their lives ruined by alcohol or other substances.

I thought it was fine and I didnt expect anything new just more dark souls. I still need to finish Bloodborne but fuck that spider boss thing.

Well...Maaaaaybe maybe maybe next time I'll come with.
There ya go~ What build was your PC build?
OH YES. I have dozens of pictures where her wand is wrong.
Hello Loveanon!

hello hello again miss Juvia!

It's kind of a really nice day

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Tfw you get really drunk and zone out on minecraft abd build a whole friggin castle but your liver is too good and in the length of 2 hours your sober again...

He is weak if you become intimate with his thighs. He is nothing unless youre trying to beat him with something silly.
I just two handed a great sword and ran some healing miracles with it.

ah... I agree ;~; alcohol is a bad thing to get too used to! I just use it as a rare treat now and then!
hello are you well miss Louise?
I agree

That sounds pretty fun!

Well shit, i'm in for a long ride then.

I feel you on that, i hate mornings..
No it wasn;t bad, just kinda meh.
Well that doesn't sound very good..
Thank you~

Do you even smug? You gotta do better than that to equal one of the #smugsquad

Howdy Shizuru! How is my fellow blonde twintailed beauty doing?

I guess, but blue is masterrace, does Juvia go for blue stripes?

I am?

I can tell you're going to be screaming the whole fucking time. It's gunna be top kek.

(LOVE)
Always cute face!

(Louise)
How are you today?

(Michi)
Ahh, that's awesome. Just hoping for a sale soon, or if it doesn't happen I'll probably cave and get it anyways...

Already had a big cup of coffee, so it's not too bad.

I hope I'll get some proper sleep one of these days, been going on 3-5 hours with the occasional 6+ hours of terrible sleep for a while now.

DRUNK?

Its just the easiest thing for a first run I feel.
Yeah. Have fun with it hopefully.

I am! How are you?
There's some where it's just like
a stick
H-How fast do you normally go
I'm doing well! How about you?

-Hugs the space qt

yes indeed!

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I did, uh...
Max STR, full smough and 2h'd the hammer.
Good times.

Good morning tiaga
Heyo mako
Hugs the burnt qt
Go to bed louise

I mean i have a job but it's relatively low paying and i haven't had any spending money lately
Hello love user
Hello love
Glad to see you're having fun
>dubs
That depends, are you going to ask for something lewd like a pervert would?
Sometimes. Usually it's light purple or blue

Sounds ugly to look at.

Im up waaaaaay later than i should be laso i feel as though alcohol is losing its effectiveness

I was holding out for a sale then I noticed something... The name "playerunknown" looked familiar. So I did my research and realized he was the genius behind Arma 3 Battle Royale!

At that point, I changed pantsu (after cumming buckets because arma Battle Royale) then caved and bought it. And in 3 days I've gotten 17.7 hours, send help.

A stick isn't enough! We need the glasses, the scar, and the OG wand! And we'll put Ron in Saito's tracksuit!

Fuck I just swallowed a ton of blood I hate life

>dubs
Let's see 'em then! I'll show you mine :3

I'm sure i will, eventually.
But god damn i really want to play NG+ on Dark souls too.

How are you?

> Dubs
Well i mean, that would certainly do the trick.

Yep, that's pretty much Vordt. They did a good job at making him seem scary though, even if he's really not. I love his music too, though that's not saying much considering I love most Dark Souls songs.

Thank you for being smart!

I'll link you the road...buuuut.....
>Anywhere between 40-100 on the roads I link you.

How though?

Sup Tali.

youtube.com/watch?v=BnC-cpUCdns
Goodnight thread

>Muh dick
>the ceiling
>airplanes
I should be asleep and drunk instead i am awake and sober....

Sleep is good, healthy for you. You tired?
It's only midnight!
It was
But it was really fun!
Or we could put Saito in Cedrick Diggory's place and he would die!

screeching
nevermind i am never going there

Not terrible, unlike my sleep.
I bought DS3 yesterday!
I hope I get in the mood to play some DS soon, been looking forward to it.

Evening Tali.
I wish alcohol would only wear off when you slept, I always sober up way too much before I fall asleep.

Hmmmmmmmm, I'll have to look at it when I can be considered awake.
It's only like 6 hours a day, not too bad.

Yeah, I'd prefer some comfy sleep, it'll come sooner or later!

Nights Mai, sleep well.

Well then, I guess I'll give it a shot, too!
And what's your favourite color? Let me guess... Green? Did I get it??
I was really disappointed by the game, but maybe I was just expecting too much. Like some innovations and new neat mechanics or interesting and hard areas, but... I feel like it's just re-used assets, just more pretty.
Never played BB, tho I really have to. Is it harder?
That makes two of us...
Well, I hope tomorrow will be better. Also, it's almost friday, so that's a plus!

I do my best

Exactly thats too late
Same, i drank a whole whiskey glass of jager earlier and im already over it...i have to get WASTED to go through the night

night

ah.... no ;~; it's purple! good try though!

Drunk af and watching anime

Fine i suppose. Just a little tired and a little bored. How about you?

I mean so am i but i don't have work till later tomorrow anyway.
Really? Cause it doesn't seem like it
N-no you perv~
Of course it would for a pervert like you
>blackmailing me
>dubs
Yeah but stuff like car repairs and stuff like that come first
Well see you tomorrow

Give it a go.
Dark souls has great tracks yeah
Thats the point so good.
Its not that bad. The mechanic they have is after you get hit you can hit them back and regain some of the health you lost. If you use that then you are good.

I still havent been lewd tonight...and i have to get up in 5hrs

Just got hut by a wall
>goodnight all

Not much, some minor things I might have to do.
Besides that I think I'll do the dishes, clean the kitchen, and maybe cook a nice dinner.

Nights Tali, take care.

Ah, I never got into Elite Dangerous, but my bro did :3

I play almost exclusively shooters / survival games and also Dota 2 (and Osu! on occasion).

I don't think I have you on steam, add me:
steamcommunity.com/id/MorganIsCute

But Saito has plot armor! He's invincible!

I mean, it's 6 hours a day, and I also have school and other shit to do.... I'm addicted. It's a drug.

THE COVETED SHIZURUCHIBI4.JPG

I'm going to start saving those until I have all of them. I'd be bored, but posting here is more than enough to occupy me X3 I'm easy to entertain.

I can't sleep because I keep swallowing blood from muh gums :(

x.x but I already showed mine! Now you have to honor your end of the deal!

*triumphant smirk*

Well alrighty then.

What? You don't wanna drift down the Sunrise Highway?! YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE FUN?!

I believe in you! I'd love to watch it if you wanna stream...
There ya go! Soup is good!
Will be up for another five and a half hours!
I'm gonna try a few new builds after I 100% it.
He needs to die.
Diiiiiie.

Stolen

sleep well Tali I love you

O F F B Y O N E

That is quite the predicament.

It's just so much nicer to spend them huddled up in bed.
Thanks,same goes for you. Yup! Got any plans for the weekend?
Yeah i can't wait to NG+ it. Well shit, that actually makes a lot of sense when you think of it like that... Honestly, now that you pointed that out, that's pretty a pretty fucking genius way to end a game.

Whatcha watching?

H-hey it's not blackmail at all!
> Cute and sexy, very nice,

i guess i'll go back and forth between them.

Gnight.

Thief! She stole my quints! 10 shekels to who ever secures this waifu for me!

Jojo's bizzare adventure

potato soup! bacon and cheese added!

>dubs
I know
You're never lewd anymore
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I never said I'd show you my panties
>dubs
Yes it is you pervert
I'm asking for your help as a friend and you try to blackmail me into fulfilling your perverted fantasies

Like what?
Thats a good plan

If you get your other stuff done, it's not a terrible addiction.

I'll poke you if I see you on when I start it.
If you see me playing it on steam, feel free to watch.

>many 8!

ah! I got numbers! what do I do with numbers?

Not even a little!
Sunrise Highway is stressful especially with you driving!!!
Oooooh, that sounds REALLY good! I'd love to try it!
Claws.
DLC Weapons.
Thank you Taiga~ Looking forward to it!

Well, at least I tried! But purple is pretty, too

Wow the blood is slowing down and the tiredness is setting in, I'm sorry for cutting off so many conversations like this, but I'm about to doze off!

Remember, you can always add me on Discord:
Morgan#7988

And on Steam:
steamcommunity.com/id/MorganIsCute

Gute Nacht!

(and again I'm sorry for leaving so abruptly)

Too bad. You're coming with me and you're paying for a new passenger seat and carpeting.

I'll try and find the recipe! I have it screenshotted somewhere

You deliver them to your nearest merchant

Jew? Where!? I don't see any!

N-Now why would I need to do something like that?
Thank you Loveanon!

You get them, beyond that there's not much to it, just don't give them to the merchant.

I really should, think I'll try in a few minutes.
I just need to hear my phone which shouldn't be a problem.

no sir

Good shit. You on part 3 now?

N-no i swear! I was just trying to gently persuade you into fulfilling my perverted fantasies.
> Here, you earned it

I gotta give DS2 credit though, the first trophy you get is pretty funny.

Aww, well spending the morning cuddled up with you would make them significantly better indeed~
That sounds like a great time, i hope it all does go well~ Hmm nothing at the moment, but i'm sure i'll figure out something to do.
Haha well now that i'm a lot better than back then, i hope it'll give a good challenge.
Alright i will definitely check it out, especially for you~

Hmmmmmm
I'll see about maybe making this
but I'm not much of a chef

*goes in for a kiss*

Yup! Episode 12
>Image
Wew laddie~

Louise sounds like she has claws.
You would maybe like it. Lots of new enemies and it rewards aggressive play.
The one for killing the first boss?

it's really not that bad! most of it is just in a slow cooker, and you leave it on low all day!

nnnnnnnope, I am taken, sorry user

What? How?

Thats an unlucky roll there merchant

Okay! I'll, um, maybe ask Chara

I'll steal that recipe.

>11 servings
I'll have to make slightly less than that though, I don't want to be eating the same soup for an entire week!
Looks very easy to make, don't have a slow cooker so I'd have to do it on the stove though.

Because with how hard I'll be driving, you're probably gunna piss yourself.
>I was going over the double line
>I did, in fact, drift from going so fast
>I lost the guy that was following by a good 10 seconds and had to slow down and wait for him to catch up

>all this cooking talk
>no ones talking to the cook
>the actual professional in thread

do that yes! I'm sure she'll be able to help make it work

I think I'll call it a day, as I have to go to work really soon... Good night/day everybody, take care!

That's true, tho I find blue the best~
Goodnight, try to sober up before the next mini-party, and I hope I'll be around then to join you!
Ah, sorry, must've replied to the wrong person. Have a good day kind sir!
Try it, it might do you sone good~
Ah, the quest for the phone it is, then!
And I'm off, so see you around, have a nice day~
Yeah, it would definitely be a... Dream cum true~~~
I also hope so~
Well, you could try and go out with some friends too, it's always an option
It will, don't worry~
Thank you, you won't regret it~
Also, sorry so soon, but I have to go. Goodnight, sleep tight love~
>also, nice panties you perv~
Yup, definitely my kind of thing. Anyways, have fun with DS and have a good day/ night, see you!

>p-pretty black panties and sexy butt, plus a beautiful night gown
>m-my god
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>wew
A-although t-this sample will be p-put to good use i Should've mentioned that these panties need to be purple.

I
will not be attending this
thank you for the offer
Yeah! She's a good cook!

What options are there? How much time do you have to plan? Have you got what you need already? Are you okay with going cowboy?