I want a dick in my ass Sup Forums. How should I go about it?

I want a dick in my ass Sup Forums. How should I go about it?

go to a club or something

Would

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Grindr

Considered it. Seems like clubs attract a bunch of gross old guys who hang out there every night to find a new twink tho.

>i want a dick in my ass
didn't sound like you wanted a fulfilling fag relationship

Nope.I don't. Just don't want gross old guys

/thread

You in aus?sydney at all

Ask literally 95% of this gay message board.

Hell I might if you tuck dem nuts.

This

Nah. North West US

Public restrooms. Bathhouse. Also remember to not use a condom. Only faggots use condoms

I'm in Sydney and looking for guys to date. Got any good places?

I am brisbane and am not gay, but want my dick sucked and also want an ass to fuck

Anyone have any suggestions on how to find a bottom bitch, or whatever they are called? I could never ask a gay person in person,. cause it feels like it would be hella rude to try to describe what would essentially be a me-only sexual relationship with someone else entirely serving that need.

I don't want to be a dick, I just want my dick inside gay people, if that makes any sense.

Ha. As a fag that's exactly want I want. A guy that just wants to nut in me and leave. I don't want any emotional attachment shit

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thats fuckin sexy i wish i could do that but i need to practise more

Do you live in brisbane?
I would love to ravage you anally and then leave only to call you when i feel the need to use you for my pleasure.

no homo?

Remember, your not gay unless you fuck a gay dude.

Just go to Hollywood ya fuckin faggot.

my gf made me put her panties on then cut a hole in them before she used me

I'm exactly like this guy. Brisbane traps or something come at meeeee
PS, you make all the effort, lel

How old r u?

this is philosophy

Dick pic? What part of Brisbane?

24

Not in Brisbane, but Runcorn yo.
Depends on if you're girly or not. Just can't get attracted to male looking peeps. I've tried. Penis is like, naaaah

Go to west Hollywood. There's tons of young gays. I would go clubbing there. I'm not gay but I would still go just so I can get free drinks. Lol.

Yeah pretty girly lol

wtf dude, you're thin as.
What's your kik, or whatever? I kinda need to see the face to know if I'll be interested, lol.

northside, but not too far north.
here you go
I know right? It's hard to explain this to people or find people willing to work with it.

Is this op?

Yes

Reddit

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GOD
HATES
FAGS

they love you too.
and I love them.
Do the algebra.

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Well go fuck yourself I guess

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Wow decent brisbane rep in this thread haha.

brissy bi/gay dudes/traps near beenleigh kik me anonymouschap

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I'll fuck you

Whare you located

Just put the p0n0s to the an0s ...

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go to this thread and ask COCK CHOMPA tm to do it OP

Northern ca. But travel the west coast often up to seattle

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Dear lord

Show butthole

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Get drunk with your friends and offer to suck their cocks. Eventually you will find somebody high enough to pump your shithole.

That's a great idea. Never thought of that.

1. Go to a gay club.
2. Get on Grindr.
3. Go to Craigslist.

Choose one (or more).

Craigslist worked for me, even if he isn't exactly my type.

>message board

>Korean soap opera board

>bhutanese shoecraft community

If you're in Brisbane, have you tried The Beat?

Mmmm hot

Wish I was in brissy

God fucking damn. I live pretty close to brisbane...how do we get in contact, you need a good stuffing

Waiting for the nice asses to be posted

:(
no one wants my non-gay dick in their asses.

I'd suggest finding a gay. They can be quite helpful with such ventures.

Come to Melbourne :p

Except literally 90% of traps/subs that want bi/married guys etc

yeah, i was in the same case as you, clubs are gross. where you from?

they don't born... Black!
Fuck!

i'm not gay, but i'd take your dick if you show it. where you at?

Here i am.. i wish you are italian

>How should I go about it?
Come to my school. My ad is here:
youtube com /watch?v=rzS65pNPHY0

Im in Sydney aswell

Lucky boy

neh, I'd be lucky if OPs butt was grinding against it, doe.

Seattle?

I'm not gay but couldn't turn that down

You take a dick and you put it in your ass.

Useless....way too many "power bottoms"

Fuck off...I want someone willing to reciprocate, not solely take.

then you're pretty gey, famalama

That's not what power bottom means...power bottoms are just agressive bottoms, has nothing to do with whether or not they're verse or what to recip

Hit them up...most only want to be the aggressive bottom. Very few are willing to recip

pupa

Amen both got cocks and holes might as well use them:)

>How should I go about it?

Stick a gun barrel down your faggot throat and pull the trigger. DIE FAGGOT DIE

Hell yeah.

Us "vers" kinda get shafted...if only literally. God damn it...I want to receive it as much as I want to give it. Don't walk away after you've cum in my ass...I at least want you to give me a handjob to completion.

in my experience it's because most grindr guys are bi with a preference for girls so when they cum they lose all motivation to be with a guy and just wanna bail. I can sympathise, I've been in the same situation.

I can sympathize, but if all they want to do is cum...at least do it down my throat...

Sure, feeling them cum in my ass is nice but I'd rather taste it while feeling it if I can't recip.

The polite thing to do is to try get both orgasms as close together time-wise as possible, to counter any cooldown mood changes.

Post that pic on craigslist with your address.
Lay on bed like that.
Leave door unlocked.

me :)

Hell yeah! Free kidney!

This is so fucking hot.

mmmm

Howdy

moar and also location pls