NZ/New Zealand thread

NZ/New Zealand thread.

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I was just looking for this, too.

Auck CBD reporting, how were everyone's days?

>I was just looking for this, too.
Good bitch. Kia ora.

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Is this a thread for just New Zealanders? Can we exclude the foreign hoards temporarily here?

Banks declined finance for a car I'm buying. absolutely devasted

>Is this a thread for just New Zealanders?
Yes, especially no Indians.

>those 'living' in NZ excluded!

Whose this?

>who am i?
n8
>who is the bank?
bnz fucking cucks

You were probably trying to finance a beige minivan or some other dull shit. Ask to finance a big fuck off booze cruiser party wagon and the bank will be like "fuck yeah, cunt" and ask to roll with you on Saturday nights

Audi A4

Any1 manage to swim out of Edgecumbe and still shit post on this website?

What are your twitter handles, boys?
Don't pretend.

That's pretty beige, man

>n8
lies

Why would you get a car loan through a bank? They are offering, what, 17% apr for a loan? When car finance companies are offering 10%. Its a secured loan so the interest should be lower

@realdonaldtrump

Would I lie to you with a name like that?

Like those cunts at ANZ, unsecured personal loans were still 19% last time I looked (same as when I applied two years ago, though I got a better rate), while they've lowered deposit rates to 0.1% just so we don't think we're in Japan.

they also declined. they declined because I'm self employed. fucking triggers me that chinks niggers and indians get approved on their shitty curry jobs

Hey buddy.

Get yourself a doer upper. I just got a 95 commodore ute out of a paddock for 600 bucks. It has a golf ball sized rust hole under a plastic panel I will have to weld up. Also something wrong with injectors or coils or something, have to get auto electrician to diagnose. I am lucky as I have a whole spare engine for parts.

But that motor I am going to pull out and build a aluminum powerboat hull for. I want to get a v8 for the ute.

tl;dr build shit yourself for very cheap

that's great if you don't mind breaking down every other day

I should add it has a manual gearbox which is worth more than 600 bucks

Where is IDbro?

Why are IDs even gone?

he left because no one likes him

Building shit yourself if cheap if you're good a building shit. Also project cars are never finished and as such not good for your average Joe wanting a tin box that goes from A to B all the time and gets WOFs without issue

Where have you been? He's been gone for almost 2 years now.

It's not a real kiwi thread without him.

Also Wellington reporting in.

Maynard was right: Learn to swim.

MFW

Who has money for a camwhore? :3

I do. But why would I waste it on that?

Palmy suicide watch is up

Who is this undermench?

Well what do you want to see?

that's a fucking sexy car

>Tfw you realize IDbro is the one posting the fake screenshot of people not liking him because he wanted to kill his nzg personality

a persona on an anime discussion image board is the only thing in life worth having

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>Who is this undermench?
That's the IDbro hater kek

He knew that, like Elvis, you don't reach the peak of your fame and glory until you're "dead"

Its fake??

Find me a girl without ink and I will pony up some cash

They are rarer than rocking horse poo these days

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strawpoll.me/10943470/r

This. It's why you see all those edgy kids praising Nirvana/Kurt Cobain

that's the fake poll where is the real one?

Anyone here live in Palmy? I'd like to request a slashing of a tyre

Are girls interested in traditional relationships these days?

I got used for sex once, complete gender role reversal.

no one will care if I die ;-;

>where is the real one?
Here:

Awh no fun. Y u hate tattoo

Over a long enough time scale no one will be alive to remember any of us. The survival rate drops to zero.

What are you hanging around for, user?

Near enough, who and why?

Pay me with dogecoin.

You could cut the rubber valve stem off instead. Just as much inconvinience, but much less actual criminal damage. If you nick it then It will go down quickly and quietly too

damn...

Is that the thing on the tyre where you connect the pump? asking for a friend :))))))

Well shit

I moved into a house share once and started shagging the landlady. She fed me and got me drunk nightly. She didnt drop the rent at all though

I will. We need every New Zealander to boost economic growth.

If you die Bill Inglish will ship in 3 Indians to replace you.

DONT FUCKING DO IT CUNT

Newsflash: You're shit in bed.

In one week I will dump a Shortland Street leak.

ex is a bitch and i want her to get fucked over a little without ruining my reputation

I dont hate tats as such. Theres as much great artwork out there as there is shocking tattoos.

Im mostly curious if there are any decent chicks who havent got tats, or if its just something every regular girl does nowadays. It stops being special when everyone does it

wtf we love idbro

You got screwed in more ways than one

First name?

Yeah thats the one. If you pull it tight even a steak knife would cut through it at the base

whoah whoah whoah, i'm not gonna dox her at this stage lol

The sex was shit, I figured she was trying to get a sperm doner so I held back. Less than 6 months after I left she got pregnant to some random, so I dodged a bullet there

That water wouldn't get over my red bands m8

>If you pull it tight even a steak knife would cut through it at the base
*Crosses legs and cringes*

Bro Audi's are shit anyway, fucking jaffa

thanks, babe. imma heed your advice. if i ever meet you i'll give you some maccas

Kek

Harden up and do it yourself then faggot.

That's what she said...

the other bro gave me some sick advice, time to plan

No anthropology give me monies for boobies

Who wants it?

Also there's no tattoos where it matters

What letter does her name start with?

You might be a guy I cucked.

Whether you're a bull or just full of bull, nice trips Sup Forumsro

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how does one cuck someone?

Palmyvengancebro has to answer the question after those sick trips.

that map is false because Angola and Mozambique should be yellow. they're portuguese colonies

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Who /maddogwild/ here?

youtube.com/watch?v=TU1DooHKstw

Dunedin reporting.

fucking stocked. Studylink has put up the allowance by $2. they have no fucking idea how much $2 can help a student.

Does Maccas still do the student fries special if you ask?

never knew this was a thing.. no fucking idea?

Maybe it isn't any more, I was at Otago a long time ago and they never advertised it but it spread by word of mouth

I'll show you my foot for $2

Tell the guy what a bad girl they missus is, and he just has to deal with it.

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I doubt thats still a thing? would've heard about it by now i think.

no thanks

Where's the noods?

What's the Vola?

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