Is this considered average?

Is this considered average?

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much above average but not BWC

It's so odd and thin looking

Why does it look so.... sad?

HE WAS IN THE POOL

Where does he keep his wallet and keys?

LITTLE

Who is the woman?

katy perry

i have no idea who these people are

Wish I had an average penis ( ._.)

>nudist
>wearing hat and sunglasses

might as well put on a speedo

The white male triumphs again!

he's trying to get tan, notice how white his thighs are

FUCKING NUDISTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PUT SOME CLOTHES ON

Dude's in amazing shape for 40

lel

Why isn't he titfucking her 24/7?

Pretty big for a flaccid cock, I'd say that's above average when he's erect. The average for America is like 5.5 inches.

What is your favourite Katy Perry song?

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Katy Perry looks like fucking garbage without make-up.

wew

These guys really do seem to have an opinion about everything, don't they?
>It's okay for the media to spy on a male actor and take pictures of him while naked without his knowledge, but if a female actress takes hundreds of naked pictures of herself to send to other people and someone hacks her unprotected iCloud account it's rape

Firework is my shit

also beibs got his shlong leaked and no one gave a single fuck

Would.

u gay?

Erect is the only way to judge a penis

Why is it so thin?

Hit me baby one more time

Who are you trying to impress, 2015 poster?

This, desu

Part of me

I kissed a girl

would bite

My dad's dick is WAY bigger.

>Thin
A thin penis wouldn't look like that from 30+ feet away through a camera zoom pal

Methinks you watch too much porn

wrong, big flaccid is 100% an indicator that the guy is packing a big one

this is a myth to make people with tiny flaccid cocks to feel better about themselves

also >mfw this thread is still up

Nope, are you? She looks like a man when she's not wearing make-up.

Katy Perry looks uncomfortable as fuck.

why is he naked if that bitch has clothes on?

You realize it's not a hypocrisy on the part of women because the paparazi and magazine editors and bloggers are vastly made up by men right? It's men exploiting men the same way they exploit women. Which is why you should be anti-sexism instead of a contrarian twat with no real understanding of the situation. Congrats on having an opinion on the internet though.

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Underrated

It's not hanging like it's fully flaccid.

Did he get a semi for the cameras?

Because it's not in full bloom

WHITE

Nope, that's a damn skinny dick

>it's a Kiwi camslut episode

He's 40?

Fuck me

>cut

I feel sorry for his girl and him. Uncut men have better feeling dicks for both partners. Oh well, can't help it if your parents irreversibly mutilate your gentiles before you have a chance to choose for yourself, for family tradition or superstition.

Glad that shit is illegal where I live.

youtu.be/qzgeyS_JRxE

>my boyfriend is a grower, not a shower

fuck off satan not everyone can have a three barbed mega cock like you

Smaller flaccid = bigger erect
Lol

Doesn't matter. He's fucking Katy Perry. He wins.

best episodes desu

No that's considered huge

>implying you wouldn't have a perma-semi being next to her

>the paparazi and magazine editors and bloggers are vastly made up by men right?
who pays their salaries? who buys those trashy celeb mags and gives ad views to perez hilton and gawker? women.

being cut has its advantages

you don't get overstimulated and cum early

circling the drain

admittedly I feel there is a difference between when someone is naked in a public place compared to stealing intimate pictures intended for private

>tfw my girlfriend is not a bath

>i like to have less pleasure for the woman

you fucking hilarious cuck, who gives two fucks about what a woman thinks/wants

cut?

he's not cut

usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/orlando-bloom-has-a-bit-of-a-foot-fetish-says-wife-miranda-kerr-2013267

>"I'm really a freak about my nails," Kerr says. "Orlando and I share a nail thing -- he has a bit of a foot fetish. I like OPI's Koala Bear-y on my nails. It's not organic, but sometimes I just do it." (Married since 2010, the spouses are parents to son Flynn, 2.)

Orlando Bloom is a confirmed footfag according to his exwife. Do you think he's going to worship Katy's 10/10 sexual feets?

Heh :)

ah. I got it. GAAAAY

Satan has spoken.

/thread

I don't give a fuck, because most of the women were extremely meh during to fappening, but he is in public completely nude, while the women took private photos and expected them to be private. The situations are completely different.

#FREETHEPEEN

People would not be ok with sharing pictures of females sunbathing.

and then this coalburner shows up to ruin the thread

When my ball sack shrinks my dick does the same thing.

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Not sure if troll but fappening "victims" shouldn't have stored their photos in the cloud if they didn't want them to be published for the whole wide world to see.

>Amerifats find this attractive

oi alicefam, have you ever thought about visit her?

>tfw my dick is about the same size

how can i satisfy women with this pathetic thing bros? ;_;

He's clearly uncut

>user's first time seeing a female without makeup

better you're not even in shape like him breh

literally unfuckable

>caring more about your partner having pleasure than yourself

kek, you would multilate your dick just so you last 30 seconds longer in bed?

Circumcision.

I don't see him wearing a hat.

plus he's exerting energy with his upper body to paddle. Takes even more blood outta the ween

>men exploiting men is okay
>men exploiting women is not okay
How on earth does this make sense to you? Men are not some collective gestalt entity, and men and women are both human beings. If you are okay with a man being exploited, then you should be okay with a woman being exploited.

>Neogaf

Where did it all go so wrong?

That picture isn't showing her greatest asset.

Yeah.. No. That's not what European women look like without make-up. We take care of ourselves.

>le American boogeyman

>thread still up

BWC REIGN SUPREME

You have no idea what you are talking about.

>cnn.com/2015/03/05/health/normal-penis-size/

Stop posting your bland 7/10 autistic whore

Why do these famous guys keep dating these used up whores? Is it because the kike executives get them in their teen primes?

???????????????????????

I have no idea what I find attractive and what an ugly American bitch looks like? I think I do.

Truth, but that doesn't mean it was information that wasn't stolen. Just like if you put money under your mattress, then your house gets robbed and that money stolen. It was stupid, but that doesn't mean you're not a victim of a crime.

shes literally still attractive

>americucks justifying why jews mutilate their dick

good goy