Post your secrets and confessions, Sup Forums.
Taboo and dirty especially welcome.
Post your secrets and confessions, Sup Forums.
Taboo and dirty especially welcome.
I've grown tired of living yet I haven't yet lived.
I like to poo in sandwich bags and plant them in random peoples front gardens.
Alright, alright. A bit of a read, but I'll get it off of my chest.
There's a sweet, pretty girl who had her lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair
Has very few friends due to her condition
She's a fantastic artist
My friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly
We start to hang out outside of school
Sleep over at her house one night
We play video games, playing some Twisted Metal
Ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass)
After a game I say I need to go to the bathroom
Pull out big-ass scissors from my pocket (big pocket I was wearing jncos) go into her room, and cut the bottom-half of all of her art pieces off and trash them
The next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
I said, "I made them look like you"
All my friends laugh heartily
She rolls over to her table, alone, and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day
It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. Sometimes I look back and think, "did that make her a stronger person? Or a weaker one?" Sometimes I have a desire to find out. Maybe I'll call her some time.
You fucking cunt
Honestly, I laughed. But you are a horrible person, why did you do that?
stale pasta is stale.
I recently deleted all my pizza. very wide collection now gone.
Any particular reason why? Just curious.
decided it was getting too much. I was spending time looking for more, finding 'friends' who liked it too online to share with, and I wanted my life back.
I miss it though
I Have no idea what I want to do with my life. I have a college fund but I'm not particularly good in at anything, even the basics. I know right now I'm going into the Navy but there is the issue of what I will rate as while I'm in.
I want to make out with my sister and feel her body. I want to finger her wet cunt and then fuck her. I wanna feel her pussy pulse as she cums over and over. Pic related.
old ass pasta..
She's so fucking perfect to me
Have a gf since 10yrs back.
Been texting/talking to another girl since 7 yrs back.
They dont know of eachother.
Yeah, she looks like she has a nice fat ass
U deep son
i want to watch as a group of people fuck my sister and i'm slowly liking being dominated by a female (if any femanons are intrested let me know)
Eh.... I'm confused as shit.
Well that happened. I spoke to a girl I am interested in Sunday. But what's odd is how she seemed interested in the conversation but suddenly she dropped from it. Probably just had something come up suddenly?
And then this happened Monday
I was talking to this other girl. We hit it off (I mean she stayed up late keeping me company while I was heading to VA, and then spoke for like 10 hrs straight the following day about everything.) and we kinda agreed to try an LDR but mid conversation she deleted her account on the site without explanation. And I tried to reach her on another site, but she instantly deleted her account when I messaged her
So one girl stops replying randomly and then the next day this other girl cuts all contact all together at random
It's funny how I met girl two though. I asked her for advice on the the first girl, and she gave some good input. Then we started talking about other shit. She stayed up with me till 4 AM talking about politics, and other stuff. Up till she passed out. Monday I messaged her and we spoke a little about the first girl. Then I gradually hinted that I may be interested in her. She caught on by the end, and we agreed to try an LDR. Then an hour later she deleted the account.
I hear Faggot is popular in the Navy. Something tells me you're a natural born faggot. Go with faggot. Also, the Marines is not a real branch of the military. They are just faggot Navy ground troops.
kek, ever since I've been posting about going I've never stop getting these gay jokes
then just hurry up and kill yourself please.
I have a couple things I want to get off my chest I suppose
Currently worried that I'm becoming more and more addicted to meth
It's becoming hard to keep up appearances and I don't want my family to find out
Broke up with my girlfriend of three years as a test because I had reason to believe she was fucking around
Doesn't even cry when I did it, she's 25 and is now dating a newly turned 18 year old
Realize all my good friends dont even give a shit about me
Quit job while I was in rage mode
Ive become so estranged from my father that I don't think there is any fixes, don't talk to mother
Given up on even trying to find love or friendship
Only thing that is stopping me from not being miserable 24/7 is meth
Want to kill myself, but don't want anyone to find my body
I'm down for fucking yous sister.
I wanna fuck my sister that is 6 years old.
could just be anxiety shit. Or a dude pretending to be a girl. or a girl with a bf or husband. Or she's actually 11. Or she doesn't like you but didn't know how to say no.
have you ever touched her inappropriately or done anything with her?
First girl that age you like?
Go home, Josh.
u heartless bro
Eh. I know she was actually a girl. And honestly, she started to really lead me onto the idea after I made the first hint.
A) She realized that we'll probably never meet, so to prevent her from really falling for me she cut contact.
B} She told me about a guy she like who asked her for nudes. So I told her that he was probably just using her for that. Maybe she feared that I would do the same?
C) She saw that I really didn't think I was good enough for that other girl, so she told me I was cute and all that. Then cut contact so I didn't become too attached to her and abandon the first girl (Who girl 2 thought liked me with 99.99% certainty)
This is fuked up man.
Sometimes it really hits me that I'm amongst what would be considered the worst of the worst.
I'm not attacking you but you know, when you are a kid you don't really see yourself hanging around websites where people talk about pizza so casually.
Still gets to me.
Are you trying to move on past that or do you think it will always be a part of you?
Lost my v card to a 45 Year old woman when I was 13
probably always a part of me.
But I think there's a big diff between looking at pictures and doing. People who look gore threads here aren't the same as serial killers.
I JACKED OFF IN MY OLDER COUSINS BRA AND IT FELT REALLY GOOD.
I HOPE SHE DOESN'T NOTICE QLL THE JIZA IN HER BRA HUEHUEHUE
I agree and again, I wasn't attacking you.
Morality is subjective for the most part and your right may not be same as mine.
I understand your reasoning behind what you are saying but I don't think either one will ever sit well with me.
Don't know who Josh is, but sounds like he is having a shit time too. Let me know if he wants to group sepukku
I'm looking at random unsecured cams as much as i can on my spare time ...
i cant do anything else, i've become totally addicted to that, and i got some good pics ...
Guy here. Growing up I thought it was normal to suck my dads cock and swallow his cum whenever he wanted. By 7 I looked forward to it and started initiating the cock sucking myself.
I-I once lied to a squirrel...
did he ever suck yours?
I've had a pathological liar girlfriend for 3 years
I know her secrets, and the truth to her lies.
My secret is that i am plotting her downfall.
She is gonna get destroyed once I'm done with her (mentally)
I'm cheating on my boyfriend, we've been together for nearly 7 years but haven't had sex in 1,5 year. I've discussed this with him countless of times and he kept on saying that he will try to improve it. But when I initiate anything he either says that he's too tired or that he's not in the mood. The reason for his sudden libido drop is because he stopped taking anti depressants and whenever we do have intimite moments he feels anxious. I do love him but I can't deal with a sexless relationship. I feel like I've tried everything to save it but it's just not enough. The worst part of it is that I moved to another country for him so I can't just break up.
I used to bully this one guy in my class...well not bully but something close to it, you'll see what I mean:
be around 16
in class with this extra autistic guy
he wasn't a full on autismo, you could actually have a conversation with him if you spoke about shit he's into
he's into anime, japanese rpgs and made himself look like a character from one of his favorite games (don't ask who, i have no fucking clue)
changed his name in class to some japanese bullshit
spends time alone, by choice tho, people come to him but he just repels them with his weirdness
he thinks his life is a video game
being a cunt I took advantage of that for some cheap keks
I'd go over to him with a friend of mine and we'll start talking just loud enough so that autismo could hear us
we talk about some 'adventure' we want to send someone on but not sure who
caught autist's attention
look over to him and say "oh hey man, I've got something that might interest you"
he nodded approvingly
"see that rock over there?"
"yes" says autismo
"if you fetch it for me I'll give you 100 experience points and 15 copper coins"
mfw he's actually contemplating doing it
"I will be back shortly"
comes back seconds later (the rock was just across the desk he was sitting on)
brings it to me, reaches out his hand and drops the rock into my hand
"thanks man, here's your reward"
make some retarded gesture to imply quest completion
he does this single nod thing and looks away
been sending him on various quests throughout the year, some keks were had but you had to be there to see it, words can't explain how autistic this was
Nope. It was always me sucking his cock and I grew to love it.
She would let us chill in her house smoke weed etc.
One day she put a porn movie on and started asking what id done sexually. Explained that I had pretty much only fingered a girl and had a HJ she asked if I wanted to fuck her.
She started sucking my little d then she takes her trousers off and guide my hand to her vag.
Fumble around, gets her wet, she sits ontop of my d. Blow load after 3 strokes.
i like offering my face as a footstool for girls
I shot a man in Reano just to watch him die.
I started dealing meth at 17 I never touched it myself I saw my older brother and his best friend ruin their lives over it. But it made money. Two years later I'm living on my own renting a house. A customer comes by with a 100$ order. I know this woman she's only good for it half the time. She shows up in her minivan as usual. Once again no money. Offers sex but I've been there done that tell her to fuck off. She begs and pleads then looks at her car and looks at me. She said " well my daughter is with me" I asked how old she was. She said 9. I offered her 200$ worth for two hours with her daughter and her. She argued me down to an hour and a half. We repeated this arrangement for two years but after the third time I had her mom wait in the living room. After two years I got busted for dealing and spent time inside. Never saw them again..
I have only one testicle, the second one is artificial
Oh shit how did you know?
and you moved from england to america right?
What happened in this hour and a half?
I got banned for pizza last year.
Currently posting from a bus stop
Before I got together with my current wife, I had a 2,5 year relationship with a 4 year younger girl.
Out of those 2,5 years, I had sex with both my GF and her sister for 18 months.
Only my ex, her sis and I know of this.
I think it fucked me up on some level, as I am now addicted to incest porn.
My wife knows nothing of this.
lies like how- big whoppers or petty shit or what?
I'm not Lizzy.
was the 9yo already experienced? Could she do everything you wanted?
I had sex with the mother and got a blow job from the daughter. I came in her daughters mouth and she gagged and threw up a little. Her mom slapped her for it saying she made a mess. I wasn't even mad but I didn't interfere. After that I had her daughter suck my cock for awhile till it got hard again. After it did I had her mom help hold her as I penetrated that sweet slice of pink heaven for the firs time. Her pussy gripped so right it almost hurt. The feeling was all around my dick every part for electric. After about ten minutes her daughter said it hurt a little so I pulled out and fucked her mom awhile. Could barely feel it but it was keeping my boner. Soon I do start to feel the need to cum so I switch back to her daughter. Molten metal gripped my cock and I just jammed my dick in her as hard as hell could. She squealed and cried but her mom told her to be quiet. And that it wasn't that bad, this what girls do. It felt like a part of my life left my body with my cum. With every spurt I thrust into her trying to milk every last bit of pleasure from her. I came so hard I swear I left a bit of my soul in that girl. I let them go with 150$ worth of shit, dumb bitch didn't even check it she just grabbed it and left.
Was the mother decent?
When I was a kid my step-sis and I played sexual games. When I was in jr high I got it on with a friend's parent. When I was in hs I got it on with a faculty member
I penetrated that sweet slice of pink heaven for the firs time
You didn't eat her out?
3 things come to mind.
Downloaded and sold CP to fund my uni study
Had regular sex with my sister for 3 years
Beat up a girl in class so bad that she never really recovered, dropped out of school with depression and attempted suicide.
Looking you mean. She wast meth skinny but still had all her teeth and had a decent face.
read 3 lines
No I was there for my pleasure not theirs.
Good enough for me. I suppose you dont have pics of her?
Ok well child hood friend of mine i was at his house i always cane over after school he had this smoking hit sister she came home an took a shower i had to piss really bad after she cam out i bolted to the bathroom Usain Bolt style his sister left her clothes in there bra panties an shoes no socks so i guess she wasn't wearing any her panties were wet in the middle so i looked at them an smelled her shoe ( i was a weirdo) i stroked an came in her shoe as i was coming out she was on her way to get her shoes she comes down an tells her brother she was leaving for work says her shoe was wet that she guess some water accidentally got in them
Got in trouble for pizza 5 years ago. >>Pulled over and they took my phone.
Whole family freaks.
Relative drops 10k dollars on a lawyer for me.
Thought I was going away for a decade at least.
battle in court for 2 years
Holy shit, didn't consent to a search so I won.
arresting officer threatened to kill right outside courthouse after I won
outgrew desire for cheese
in a happy relationship
network security technician and indie app developer.
working on my Masters program
How the fuck did this happen? Still not sure why I'm free today. I barely survived the attack. It would have ruined my life. I genuinely wonder what would have happened without that lawyer.
This. It's just the sweetest thing.
Er so I've been told
Liking a 9 year old untouched slit would be fun for me, but meh.
hes obviously banging someone else
Of course I do. Mom tweaking.
I grew up on a fairly large horse breeding ranch and when I was in my early teens I would sneak into the barns to jerk off the breeding stallions.
typical stud fee for a well pedigreed stud is between $1000-1500 so every time I got out the artificial vagina and worked it until it came... I was drinking almost 1500 dollars worth of horse cum
i wish i could go back as I live in an apartment in a city now and have no access to horses
with GF of 10 years, bought a house
pretty, intelligent, but not so great in bed
I still think about my ex who was always horny
was with this girl 15 years ago
still cannot forget how much she liked BJ and how much we fucked
still cannot forget I broke up with her because she had OCD and it was becoming impossible to live with
long story short I miss her and I always will
She's really not that bad looking. More?
That's what I said decent
I dry rubbed a 14ish year olds pussy on a packed train yesterday
She's actually got a nice body
I know that feel Sup Forumsro, same story here. Except ex didn't had OCD but was bipolar.
A few years ago I had an affair with an engaged woman (he found out, they split for a bit but now they're married). That's not the secret, pretty much everyone knows, even people I didn't know back then.
The secret is that I'm mortified that I ever did that. Everyone thinks I'm proud of what I did: I'm not and, honestly, it's part of why I haven't been with anyone else since then. I'm a decently good looking guy, I play rugby, and I'm in law school but I still don't feel like I truly deserve to be in a happy relationship because of that affair. I feel like I shit all over some guy's happy relationship for nothing so I don't deserve one myself.
how did you cope with it, I mean the ups and downs are horrible right ?
god you're a fucking pussy
They're married dammit you didn't break a marriage with kids involved, grow a pair
What were you doing that got you caught? Or what do you think at least
Stop doing the drugs. Theres still time left. Youre in snowball mode and soon it will be too late
Her pussy was loose tho that's why she sat her ass in living room and waited after the first few times.
when I was around 10ish yo I started to let my dog lick my asshole for years
I can see that being case. She is a meth whore afterall.
I guess you got no nudes?
Slowly "trained" gf to do things I like in bed it's slowly getting better but still far away from batshit crazy ex.
Ex still send me nudes from time to time, so there's that. I'm not the kind to cheat on girls, so I have to live with the choices I've made. Great sex is awesome, but dealing with psych problems and shitty situations everyday isn't worth it .
Any other idead?
Wish I was born female but have no desire to change. I don't think the change is real. Just seems like mutilated genitals. Want to kill myself but I'm waiting because I'm still hopeful. I lost all direction in my life and it's driving me crazy.
sold pizza for some bitcoins many years ago.
would make these little picture sets with them
for example, I would make a set of "Asian girls" and that would contain 10-30 images of CP which contained Asian girls.
sold these sets for a bitcoin or two
fast forward 10 months later
usual customer doesn't respond
I was stupid when I did this so excuse my autism in these next lines
take hard drive, which was strictly for CP, into the woods
stomped on it a bunch of time
made a fire, threw it in
waited till it cooled and threw what was left of it in the nearby river.
now bitcoins are over 800 USD and I feel like an idiot for wasting it all.
with GF of 10 years, bought a house
pretty, intelligent, but not so great in bed
10 fucking years
you didn't notice she's shitty in bed for 10 fucking years or what faggot? If she's shitty in bed in the beginning, she will always be. Even if you got a virgin, if she's into sex and has a acceptable libido, sex will be great the second or third time. your situation is noones fault but your own.
I was like you. Had a great bitch, then came a boring one. 3 years into it and I gave up. Now found me one hell of a semen demon. Somedays I can't even fucking keep up with her, she's draining me
I've paid a homeless drug addict 100 euros to shit on her face
And it took you THREE FUCKING YEARS to notice?
Kekkest of kek
Oh shit, how did you find out!?
Not 100% on what you mean, but
-I got pulled over for failure to maintain lane, which was bullshit really.
-immediately was asked to step out.
-passenger had weed.
-couldn't smell it though.
-immediately after getting pulled over, a special unmarked car showed up.
-cop that pulled me over fades into the background while specialized cop asks me a bunch of questions.
-I just kept saying that I wanted to talk to a lawyer.
-the phone was compromised though. No lock like an idiot
I run into my ex from time to time (small country, small cities) and things are always polite, I mean it's been a very long time and we're honestly good friends. But she moved on years and years ago, or I think so. I always ask myself how she sees me now. Well, as you very wisely said, you have to live with the choices you make. Everyday drama isn't worth it, you're right. Now that I'm an old fag, I've noticed how much life tests your choices cyclically, or puts you in the same kind of situations.
What did you gain from this?
Well, my point was compared to my crazy-in-bed ex, it's not horrible nor boring, it's satisfying enough and a relationship doesn't build itself solely on sex
Kys. Really, you are a pathetic son of a bitch.
got a blowjob from a dude for free rent for a month (he wanted to give me one and he talked me into it by offering me free rent)
As in, they pulled you over because they were already looking for you? Or they pulled you over and found your shit by chance?
12 seconds fame on Sup Forums
I voluntarily transferred to another city away from my bf to be near a coworker but told my bf it was required and I had no choice.
One fantasy off my bucket list. It sucked however
Dry rubbed? Did you grill it or smoke it?
bet her daughter was hot
Sup Forums will never cease to amaze me
Well i never felt bad about it. It was a nice transaction between consenting adults, pretty cheap for me since a hooker would require 10x money if she were ever to agree and my gf would nevef say yes. Dunno if my money paid her a lethal dose or something, but i don't give a fuck.
Got my gf into the idea of sleeping with other guys. Still new to it but I was her first bf and sexual partner and now I regret it
Pic related? She's cute
But I'm at home...
Well done kuk
Yes it is
I convinced my bf to let me sleep with other guys (pretty easily) and now I lost respect for him
had a 12 gf when i was 25.
I'm not judging. I just wonder how this kind of fantasy comes to life in one's mind.
you terrible cunt.
Damn. She is cute. More?
I'll use that story to tell people i randomly add on facebook
had sex with her?
I'm sleeping with my buddy's wife.
my gf is my sister bestfriend. she is 14
Easily. Too much porn, a ton of frustration from family/relationships/work and some autism. Then pieces just fall naturally into place
It is difficult to say. It felt premeditated. You know how they have rfid chips in csr tags? I feel like my rfid was red flagged for pizza. They were way too direct. It was as if someone or some agency performed a mitm attack to filter my traffic. I was even using a vpn so they have to be at a fairly high level of the osi to see what I'm doing. Like right outside my house. I really don't think I'm being paranoid because they had a huge record of my activities. How they got narrowed down to me? Probably just connected to a fake node and it was passed to local agencies.
But I really can't be certain. There's no explicit evidence that they didn't just stumble on to me.
Now I don't do it anymore, but if I did, I'd use tails and an encrypted usb in a public no-sign-in wifi spot like a coffee shop and sit with my back to the wall. I'm aware of my security weakness now.
Requesting a pasta of a guy who found a corpse in a hurricane wrecked house
this isn't a feels thread.
gf for 2 years.... so....
Tight as granite?
Secrets thread, so alot of oveerlap though
It was quite difficult, I had to use the trains momentum a few times. She also swatted my hand away a few times. It'll take more than that to stop me sexually assaulting a young teen.
Well she was his dog, so no.
So what were you doing then? Downloading/distributing? Going on deep web and shit?
Me and this kid my mom babysat used to rub our dicks together and piss on each other and other shit like that
im a grill.
How the fuck did you land her?
We actually met online long distance and she moved in with me
If you want to hear more Kik me
She's a solid 8/10.
And bikini or similar shit
fuck off cuck faggot.
Yep, same story here. In a perfect relationship ow except sex is both infrequent and vanilla. Some days it is hard to get out of my head the chick from previous relationship who was basically my willing sex slave and who almost literally worshipped my cock. Lots of bad mental juju including dependency made an actual relationship impossible and eventually had to walk away for the good of both of us but boy do I miss the sex.
So you are whoring her to nigger monkies?
Met on wow
when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
brool story co.
Would delete and file shred periodically.
For some reason kept a few particularly good ones on the unencrypted, unlocked phone. I just thought I'd never get caught. It seemed like it could never happen to me. Still amazed I got caught.
This. Sounds interesting.
BJ and free rent, what a deal
I am the guy who posts the andy sixx shit log threads
"infrequent and vanilla" dude your formula is ten times better than my entire post, hats off
Just fuck him already. Ignore him if he makes up an excuse. He can't voluntarily stop his dick from getting hard if you're jerking him, so just get him hard and ride him.
Maybe your insecurities have manifested to the point where you are emotionally unstable, and therefore the people who want to be around you are also...
emotionally unstable. And now you're looking outward for a solution instead of inward.
Hate yourself for a couple years, it builds character.
I presume you already heard about NSA and Prism, so just read 'No place to hide : Edward Snowden, the NSA, and the US" to understand how you got red flagged literally the minute you got pizza on our phone
Bring the Videos, it will help you bro
REEEEEE SHE CAN ONLY BE A WHORE FOR THE WHITE RACE!!!
I have some of her in action just Kik me
I just ask becaus I'm curious. I'm 22 and I've been dealing with these thoughts since I was 13. Only until recent years has it made me suicidal. I've never been to a CP site or anything. I've never downloaded it. I've never saved anything at all. Only thing I do really is browse Chans, and even then I've only seen CP once when someone posted it on 8b a long time ago. Although just from going in certain threads on different image boards, I feel paranoid as fuck. I always feel like I'm going to get "caught" or something, but then when I think about it, I really don't think I've done anything worthy of getting in trouble for.
I'll definitely have to look at that. I'm aware of Snowden and his revelations. I've learned a lot since I got in trouble.
You think I'm permanently being watched?? As in a life long red flag?
I shot a man in Reno
I took a shit that looked and smellled exactly like a banana.
It was only after I started to peel it that I realised there was shit inside.
Went to a pub years ago with roommates (all guys), we met a girl there and she came back with us. We ended up taking turns fucking her then afterwards she threatened to call the cops and claim rape if we didn't follow her demands (at this point she also claimed she was on meth). We told her to leave but she refused so we called the cops. Cops came and she kept telling them she was on meth but didn't say anything about being "raped". They arrested her and we never spoke about it again.
Roomie fucked her without a condom and came inside her, I fucked her with a condom and got tested months later to ensure no STDs since I was paranoid as fuck
Likewise. My EX literally let me do anything to her. Every hole anytime i wanted. I was younger when we first met. I was 20 and she was 25. I'll never forget when she asked me to fuck her ass. I wasn't that into it at the time, but i was down. She was a super clean though, hygienically, but i talked her into letting me fuck her ass, then her pussy, then back into her ass. Bitch was like a porn star. However, she was fucking nuts and i couldn't take it after a couple of years. Plus, the bitch had this weird obsession with wanting to peg me. She even bought a strap on, which i got rid of. Weird thing though is that she wasn't into chicks at all. Like, she was super possessive of me and to be honest we never talked about other partners, but she said that other girl's vag's grossed her out. I am assuming she fucked around with another girl at some other time. Another weird thing is that she fucking hated porn. Which was ok with me, because we kicked boots twice a day, but it was unhealthy how much she hated porn. Especially when she caught me watching porn one time.
Fast forward to today. I am with a really sweet, successful girl, but our sex is pretty bland compared to my ex. I don't know if it is because my ex and I did everything under the sun or something else. I don't even have a big dick, pretty average, but my new girlfriend will complain that i'm going to hard, especially doggy. She prefers slow sex as opposed to rough sex, which is ok, but it is hard for me to get off. Sometimes we have sex and i can't cum, so i just fake it lol and throw the condom away. However, my new girlfriend is a great fit for me mentally and emotionally. Sometimes i think about my ex, but i know if i go down that road i'll fuck it up with this girl.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
from 10 to 12 or from 12 to 14?
I don't want to scare the shit out of you, but I was really shocked to read the incredible lengths US agencies went to, concerning surveillance. I mean, I used to work in infosec so I'm rather familiar with interception and eavesdropping, but the motto of the NSA COO is simply "grab all the data, all the time". I suggest you read Bruce Schneier's latest book "Data and Goliath". It's not just you, it's literally everybody.
I'm sure you'll be fine as long as you never admitted that intent. As far as suicide, I'm right there with you. Gets your dick hard, but the moment it's over, you feel disgusted with yourself. Or at least that's my experience. It fucked with my head so much. No single event helped me move on. I think maybe it's because I sexually active at a very young age. I found people sexually attractive when I was 11 and that stuck with me for many years after I was older. I think I just treated it like another fetish.
I used to watch vanilla porn, moved to dp, still kinda like interracial, shemales did it for a while and cheese was just like another passing interest. It got me hot that it was illegal and the rush was intoxicating. Taboo makes everyone hard.
i used to frequently go to a private gloryhole. i've literally never told anyone.
whos "her" ?
I thought I was the only one faking it lol
I dream about being a girl, long hair, blonde, smooth skin, laying down on bed and some bigger, bear-ish guy caresses all my body.
At least I'm smoother than most of the girls so that's a thing
With a wide net like that, they can't constantly watch everyone though, what the human sees is filtered by a machine, right?
Post tits you cheating whore
You're totally right, man. Just try to make your current gf open up a bit, step by step it will be worth it in the end. Happiness is a great word/lie, just try to build what is the most close to it for your. Nothing is perfect but everything should be tried to be built. My best advice is to try to find what kink is your gf into and begin from there, watching porn together from time to time, then watching porn she's into.
No bro you're not. I don't know what the fuck happened to me. I've never had the problem of being a two pump chump. My first time having sex i lasted a solid 15 minutes. However, lately it has become increasingly hard to cum without at least 30 mins of rough sex. Apparently, my new girlfriend thinks that that is to long. So i bought some lube and shit, but she seems to get upset if i use it. Women are fucking strange. There is nothing worse than fucking a girl with a condom and it has blood on it after sex, because you went to long to the point shit gets dry. I found it is best to fake an orgasm, then listen to the nonsense.
I didn't know this until recently, because we were apart for two weeks, but she made me cum riding me. She said afterwards that she thought she would never get me off riding me. Like bitch, are you that disconnected with the opposite sex to not understand that grinding my dick really does nothing. You got lucky. I just have to play it smart and not knock her up.
make him hard and get your game on ... btw post nudes so we know you're not a fat ugly cunt and he is banging your hotter sister
Good for you on not cheating with your girl with your ex my man. Sex at the end of the day is not worth the extra headache it will cause with your current relationship.
When you say constantly, you're right, they cannot watch in real time, but they can write every bit of traffic (I mean, read the book, you won't believe how advanced they are) for later use. That's the trick...and they have custom search engines that are simply beyond imagination. Just Google utah data center nsa and you'll see.
I don't know that I can sympathize with that. I've never seen the real shit, aside from some thumbnails from some idiot user who posts it on Sup Forums or 8ch, or some other chan. I also don't think I've ever gotten off to it. I've had literally the exact same browsing habits since I was in high school, and still to this day I've never downloaded/saved shit or even seen the real shit. I guess it's the fear of someone policing my thoughts and wanting to pin me as a devil just for reading these kinds of comments from other anons. But there's no where I else I can go to read the experiences of other people who have been through this sort of ordeal. I wonder if I'll ever be at peace.
I agree with you about how life tests you cyclically. Now that i'm getting older, sex doesn't seem to be the number one in my life. It always gets me how i see dudes on this board complain about never having sex, as if it is something that is fundamentally life changing. Don't get me wrong, sex is great, but to place the emphasis on sex as these guys do, they're going to be sadly disappointed in the long term. Personal development is more important than all the other bullshit life constantly throws at you.
I know myself enough not to cheat on my GF, I simply couldn't carry the guilt and ruining a 10 year relationship that goes well would be the most stupid decision ever
I used to work as a night watch in a morgue for a couple of years. After a few days you get used to corpses being around and start noticing that some of them are, or were, good looking women or girls.
One night I thought "fuck it" (not literaly), pulled out a drawer that I knew containe the body of a young woman, removed the cover and started caressing her. It felt werid, because she was called and kinda stiff, but I got a hardon anyway. In the end I jacked off and came all over her face. Had to clean her up afterwards of course, but no one even noticed.
Since that night I did that more often. Every night I checked the new guests as we called them, to see if there was a hottie amongst them, and if there was, the two of us had a party. Too bad I lost that job when that morgue closed down
I've been having sex with my wife's doughter for the past 2 years.
That's good. What i was trying to say is that you have a fundamentally good quality that most others do not have. Most people hop on the next person that shows interest or those who have shown interest. You're ability to accurately conduct self-assessments and realize what is and what is not important is a strong quality. So cheers!
Also, I have been on this site since like '05. Never see a need to post. So take it as you will, but it's nice to see a human being who is realistic. Keep doing you homie.
Man you speak like a shrink lol but I really appreciate your kind words since we're on Sup Forums
She's 20 now
Story on how it started?
A friend once shat in front of a homeless junky. I then poured 0.5g of meth on his shit, and mixed it together with a small stick I found on the ground. We then stood there in fits of laughter as we watched the homeless man eat my buddies shit. After 10 minutes we had junkies everywhere begging us for more meth, even saying they would just eat straight shit if we gave them the meth afterwards. But we had none so we left.
Far from being an oldfag, but I appreciate how this board treats joy, death, sadness, drug habits, hapiness, cruelty, irony, tenderness all the same, it's kind of a therapy, really
Yep, it is for the best. Sex is great and all but you must keep the one that truly complements you even if sex is not the best ever.
That chick sometimes messages me online and not too subtly lets me know that she'd be down for stuff. The temptation is quite big because back then I was younger, less confident and also kind of took for granted her level of devotion and submissiveness as something that I could easily find in other partners. If I had realised how rare was what I had, I would have fully seized the opportunity to do all the kinds of things that I know she'd have let me do to her (like fisting or whipping) and that my current partner would never allow.
I know I could just call that chick and walk out and in half an hour my cock would be deeply embedded into her welcoming ass, but I am not going to risk what I have with my partner for that.
Try moving. It may be a stretch but removing yourself from the location that your life went to shit will help you start over. It would be tough at first but if you genuinely try and want to be happy, you will in the long run.
hey I'll fuck you so he doesn't have to
I'm extremely educated, but no shrink. Most people don't understand what is truly important to their immediate place in life. You seem to have figured that out and that is good. If people took a moment to look at people who are fundamentally fucked up around them and accurately asses why those people are set up for failure, then they would have better future, because they would deviate from that type of fucked up. However, most people hop aboard that train to destination fucked and ask for pity from others when they finally realize that they made a mistake.
Also, not everyone on Sup Forums is a mess. For the most part i think most people, especially on this board, like to play pretend. In the event they are not playing pretend, then this board is flooded with a significant amount of mental illness. A mental illness that those who suffer from it choose not to confront head on. They just drone through life and look for pity from others.
Please fucking kill yourself
Yeah fuck netherlands
Kill yourself you fucking faggot. The world would be better off with out you.
When I was 11 my uncle caught me fucking my cousin of the same age. He did nothing.
What kind of education, if I may ask? You're probably the sanest poster I've ever run into on /b lol and I like how you see things
got any of her daughter?
Was at several "blind sex dates" at the local swingers club. you have to pay 50 euro and you will be blindfolded and paired with a random participating girl. participants were 20 to 40. first time there was one black woman and i was paired with her. i know it because of her hair. have been on 4 of those "dates". long waiting line because not very much women seem to want this. usually have to wait ~ 4month. worth it.
man reading some of these really makes you think, I've done fuck all. Albeit only being 18 years old, I think the worst thing I've done was beat a chicken to death with a plastic golf club, did it when I was like 6 though so that can just be written off as autistic child
you keep assuming people who fuck up in life want someone's pity. perhaps a small subset do sure, but for a collected and well thought out as the rest of your posts seem to be, that is a strong, ignorance fueling bias that let's you simply write off anyone you don't approve of. perhaps you still need to spend a little more time assessing yourself
Far relative or close? why did they drop 10k on a lawyer for you, knowing you were going down for harboring CP?
File shred? how exactly?
When I was done shitting, I used the toilet paper to smear a swastika made out of shit on the stall, looking back I feel bad for the janitor.
does this affect countries outside of the US?
rewrite over a file several times to make it unrecoverable, plenty of tools do it. Absolutely useless for solid state disks though, only magnetic
There are many like him, maybe you just haven't been here for long or maybe you did not take the time to interact properly with the, apparently, most disturbed or vehement people.
Any recommended tools?Just out of curiosity.
I can tell you that a lot of European countries bust people for pizza thanks to FBI and other agencies. There are even press articles about it : they caught some guy who simply attached two pizza pics on Gmail and sent the mail to someone. They have hashes of all seized pizza pics and vids and if the signature matches, bam you go down, simple as that
When I got with her mom she as 15. We were a normal family for a while until the flirting started. I told my wife about it and she just thought it was cute because she was finally opening up to some one. Then I found out what her dad did to her and why they got a divorce. My wife told me it was ok which I thought was weird so I started flirting back nothing to sexual just little stuff like telling her that she shouldn't where shorts that let her ass show or I might have to spank it. This whent on until she was 16 then she started putting on more skimpy clothes around me. Still the mom didn't see a problem with it. One day it was just me and my doughter at home when she came into the living room with just her underwear on and sat in my lap. She was trying to make me touch her and I told her no that I can't touch her because she's not 18 yet so she pouts off to her room and I didn't have much contact with her for weeks. I guess her mom had a talk with her because evary thing whent back to normal until her 18th bday I was having sex with her mom late at night after my doughters friends have all gone home. While my wife was on top of me I felt lick someone was sucking my dick. My wife wasn't moving and had a big smile on hr face. She gets off me and I see my doughter sucking on my dick. My wife tells her happy birthday and told us what to do. we all have have sex together now. Sorry it's long I don't usually talk on here.
She viewed you as a shota and she was a mother or aunt figure to you in her head. She wanted to take care of you and let you have whatever you wanted, not in a domination way but as an almost submissive way.
The age was a big factor regardless of what she told you
I did that too.
Except it was my brother, except I was 15, except it was a bat.
Ccleaner is the best all-rounder, has an option to erase of wipe temp data, internet cache, empty space on disk etc.
But my fave is Heidi Eraser because it's free, and BCWipe for commercial.
Your wife in on board? Holy shit you got it good
Unless you have some uber secrets to tell me, fuck off.
post the pics
I have a degree in engineering and i am going back to school next spring, hopefully for my phd, but most definitely for my masters. I am a little worried that it will push my life back quite a bit. If i do a phd i will graduate with that degree around the age of 33. It's so weird to say that, because it seems like an awful long time to be in the educational system, but i would like a cozy job like teaching community college classes when i retire in the future.
Sane is a subjective thing to quantify. Just be realistic with yourself and continue to do self-assessments about where you are right now and where you want to be. Never close your metaphorical toolbox and think you have all the tools you need in life to be successful. Continue to grow and develop yourself. You don't always have to be the one making the mistakes. Observe others and learn from them too.
Suburbs, babysitters are hard to find, one little kid (boy), cash.
First night, explore the house, find porn.
Second night, figure there's more, find her dildo.
Third - fifth night, use her dildo.
Next, can't find dildo (she moved it).
Then, leaves a bag of "throwaway" items conspicuously out w/ it inside.
Take it home, sister finds it, begins quietly borrowing it from my hiding spot.
Same happened to me except I was I was 12 and my cousin was 15 and are uncle pulled his dick out to jak off to us. We were going to stop then he said if we did he wuld tell on us.
And the US are far more advanced than anybody when it comes to DoS/DDoS detection : they advised our local government police force that a company (active in infosec) was being DDoS'd even before they realized it
I remember a pasta very similar to this, see if I can find it.
Well thought out point. I'll think about it further. I do have a habit of writing off anyone who i feel doesn't take control of their lives in the ways that i have. It is hard for me to empathize with people who have the answers in front of them, but would rather bitch to bitch. A lot of people look for someone to be on their side in some way or another. Being realistic, or claiming to be realistic, isn't realistic when i speak in definites and absolutes.
Self-assessments are a life long process my man. Thanks for pointing that out to me.
Post your wifes facebook
I totally agree with you. I frequently felt as if she was trying to be a parental figure as fucked up as that sounds in hindsight.
Hmm, how does it work? I know that when, lets take an Image for example it is never deleted unless overwritten or corrupted, so does lets say Heidi Eraser show you what is allocating that memory and allow you to target overwrite it rather than mass overwrite? Sorry if I'm sounding like an idiot.
Not really my doughter has a lot of problems because her dad really mest her head up. She gets nightmares and has trouble being around a lot of people because she gets scared really easy thinking she will get beaten so it makes things difficult for all of us.
A friend in high school took me to his house so I could teach him how to hook a tape player to his record player and record them to tape. When I got him hooked up and he started going through the records to transfer them I got bored and went outside to sit on the deck. There was his younger sister laying out in a bikini. She was built, tits and ass were juicy and her face was that of a goddess. She regarded me with annoyance, I was invading her privacy. I told I wasn't going to endure her brother trying to decide what record he wanted to play, it was making me want to throttle his ass. She giggled with glee, she was tired of his records too. Suddenly she had use for me, applying lotion. I didn't occur to me that rubbing lotion on a girl could feel sexual, not having had the pleasure before, but as I started up the backs of her legs I was suddenly remembering that her ass was right there. That ass was causing my nuts to twitch. When I got there she said to get the lotion under the suit so the tanlines would be straight. As I worked my fingers up under the leg seams and touched that glorious ass she spread her legs apart so I could get the lotion all the way around. The rest of the lotion spreading was basically the same, making sure to get that lotion massaged in real good and as a bonus, unhooking her top and doing her tits because she felt like it. I wanted to cry, and I wanted to rub about a dozen out. She felt my hard penis bump her arm and she ran a hand over my crotch. She asked if I wanted to jack off all over her, I said oh yeah. She said I couldn't, it would ruin the lotion job, she would just have to blow me. I kissed her and she put my hand down her bottom and showed me where to touch her and how to use my fingers, i was a betafag noob to this. She unbuttoned my pants and pulled out my painfully hard dick. The shock of the warmth of her mouth made me groan. Her tongue stroked the head and shaft while her lips glided up and down.
You have a conscious that's alpha don't listen to these faggots im a true alpha, construction working tattooed fighting good looking mans man, and I called just to apologize to some paki i lost it on at the gas station yesterday
Someone post 'the post' on this subject. Just for the keks
Beat up a girl in class so bad that she never really recovered, dropped out of school with depression and attempted suicide.
I guess that part sucks, but you scored the mother daughter combo, not many people have pulled that off
Necropedo never gets old
how old were you,your friend and his sister?
pics of said sister?
Tried and true
You don't sound like an idiot. Fact is, everything is related to the file system. Let's say you have an image of 22KB on disk. These 22KB are stored on 'clusters' (usually 4K for NTFS filesystems) so your OS, thanks to the master file table, 'knows' exactly on which clusters your file is distributed, and so does Heidi. It will overwrite specifically and only the clusters on which your file is stored. Deleting the file simply removes the logical link the OS uses to find your file, but the raw data is still written on disk. Hope it's not too confusing, it's not easy to explain, as the subject is much more technical than what I wrote.
It's hard to juggle them because my doughter always wants to do something sexual. The best thing we do together is one rides my cock as I eat the other one out and yes I have tasted my own cum because of that but it's worth it.
Yeah I got most of it, when you say 4k for NTFS filesystems do you mean these clusters are 4000KB large? (or 4096? something about 1024KB being 1KB and so on moving up the byte chain)
My gf's little brother is a much better kisser than she is...
She had nanny cams.
Using a software to overwrite the space. When you delete something, it is left on the drive, the location of the information is all that is actually erased.
I'm an alien.
Do they both eat your cum etc?
Fuck off we are full
4KB = 4000 bytes, I made a typo sorry was meaning KB
Yes I'll often be sitting on the couch just letting my doughter do whatever she wants and it's mostly sucking me off
Ah alright. On the topic of moving files off that cluster, would moving it to a different cluster just copy it or actually move it?
Since i was very young, i aways wanted to suck a cock. Im 23yo now btw
Even if this is a troll, it sounds freakin sweet, id just let her suck it all day everyday
Your spelling is fucking horrendous.
I need pics of them. Atleast their bodies
life was great until i got married. now we have a kid and shit is even worse.
i'm about 90% sure i'm gonna just throw some shit in a backpack and walk away and never look back within the next few months.
I'm no space nigger. Proper alien.
I know I was never good at it
I'll see if I have anythat won't give away would they are
My balls and asshole started burning in delightful agony and my dick got painfully hard and sensitive. My hand was working a rhythm she had guided me to on her clit but I decided to venture farther, and sunk a finger into her vagina. She moaned past my dick in her mouth and suddenly that bikini bottom needed to disappear. She pushed my dick out of her mouth and pleaded to have it shoved in her pussy. I crawled down there and she had her legs spread practically to the splits position. It looked so pretty and juicy I bent down to lick it, she quivered violently, I licked again, she spasmed, I licked like dog lapping water, she exploded and drained a small pond of juice out of her pussy onto the deck. Now I eased my painful penis into very slick and ready vagina. It went right to the top in a slick motion and I pulled it back out halfway or so. As I prepared to ease back in she said hard, do it hard. I ran it in a little faster and pulled out, she grabbed my hips and pulled me with a strength I hadn't expected, slamming my dick into her cervix. After that I bent to the job, bam bam bam. I was actually pushing her off the deck with every stroke but she would not let me stop. I started to feel like my dick was plugged up, it was getting harder and burning more painfully good, but I wasn't cumming. It was still feeling good, the intense side of good, so I kept plowing her field. Slowly, her vagina started squeezing, more tightly than it already was. It got to the point where I thought it would break my dick when we let go. My dick spewed and that made her orgasm, many gallons of fluid were secreted. Tiredly we cuddled. Warn after glow and skin to skin contact that felt amazing. We were alone in beauty, lost in each other, not wanting it to ever end. When we finally came out of it we took stock of the situation. There was a huge cum puddle on the deck, her bikini bottoms were like 20 feet away, and she had splinters in her that were starting to hurt.
just scribble over their faces
I dated a girl but she had a bf but she loved me more than him. Then I fucked her.
This works too
It depends on if you copy paste or cut paste, I guess. Cutting and pasting will simply modify the logical link to a file, because, no bit would be 'moved'. If you copy paste, you create a new file, so you need the exact same amount of clusters available to actually paste it.
She's 28 years old.
are you a cuck?
Will look for her! She deserves to know better
I used to have sex fantasies with my 3rd cousin and the difference between our age is something like 12 days or so , but at the same time I find her really annoying and hard to stand aroun her for too long . I used to be jelous of my friends because they were hanging out with her .
I drink my wife's breastmilk. About two weeks ago I finally told her that when we're doing it and some milk comes out it's a huge turnon, so last weekend she was squirting it all over my dick and licking it up, and letting me suck as much as I wanted straight from the nipple while I fuck her. It's not SUPER weird but it's a bit taboo, I think. Turns out she's into it so I'm pretty lucky the confession worked out.
I got a friend a job so I could stop working 13/14 days, and so I knew when I could safely fuck his girlfriend. She ended up getting pregnant from a 3rd guy and let her boyfriend think it was his for 2 years. Once he found out he became a massive meth addict. My dick has created zero lives, but has ruined many.
20 meth addict here, get help bro. Please.
m/f? Any good stories?
Back in 2005 I was 16, it was a summer day (no school) and I spent a good part of the day playing videogames and watching porn. Later that evening I don't know what happened in my mind. After dinner my sister went into the bathroom to take a shower. I followed her (she was 13 back then btw), heard her entering the shower, sneak in and grabbed from the laundry bag her panties, bra and socks she had just took off, then headed back to my room. I sniffed and liked her panties for like 1 hour, masturbating using her socks like condoms and came into both. Once I was finished I just dropped the whole thing back into the laundry bag (even if the pants were already been cleaned like new by my tongue). I also remember that on the same night I also stole money from my father's wallet (never did that before) for really no reason. I was fucking savage that night, still don't know why tho. I guess you can't just be good every single day of your life.
This is probably bait, but on the off chance:
It's the meth making all of this happen. I was addicted for years. Lost a great girl over it and my teeth are falling out. If you don't stop, things will get worse and you will have deserved it. You can become a better person, or you can die a junky your parents don't care about. Choose.
your parents don't care about
no one cares about*
hope you get help user
I found my father's body when I was 14 after he died of a heroin overdose, wasn't nice. Sort yourself out bro. Get clean, fix your life up.
I quit cold turkey five years ago. However you were right about me limiting the scope of my term. No one cares about a dead meth addict, except the people that they owe money to.
Some teens asked me to buy them alcohol in return the chubby one would get her tits out.
I got my cock out at the same time and fapped at the speed of light cumming on the floor in front of them.
They giggled I left.
Ever do anything with her later on?
Did you even bother haggling? Could have probably gotten a HJ at the least.
Yesterday I was planning to kill myself. But that morning, not only did I end up accidentally poisoning myself, but I also ended up accidentally giving myself life saving treatment. I don't know how to feel about this yet, so today I'm getting really high and tripping on DXM
I meant the user who originally posted, but good for you anyways. Terrible life to lead I'd assume. I'm lucky enough to have never gotten into that stuff.
Here they are
Guessing mother is on the left? Both seem a little chubby. But still fuckable.
now all thats left is for you to delete yourself from our world, freak
They need a warrant for your phone.
Yep shes the lef one. there on a diet together but I love them just the way they are. Sorry I'm not posting there nudes
I fetched her bottom while she strapped on her top, I noticed that she had bruises starting on her thighs so she ran off to put clothes on to hide them. I pulled out a garden hose and washed the deck off, a spot was there still so I set a lounge over the spot to hide it. She came back out with some pepsi and granola bars for strength. We sat on the lounge cuddling and giggling when she looked at my jeans and laughed, not only had i forgotten to button them up, they were soaked in spunk. She hauled me into her room and took my pants. She put my pants in the washer and ran them through a quick cycle. The washer wrung them out well enough I could just put them back on on let them dry in the sun. We went back out to the deck and cuddled. I finally asked where she went to school and she told me she was in sixth grade, 12 years old. I wanted to gag, I was 16, but I also loved how she felt. She told me I felt pretty good too. We couldn't do this again I said, she said by the time we could she might be healed, I gave some good sex bruises.
Damn. Bikini type stuff?
Both are so fuckable
where did you put your hand?
Doubt they would have gone for that in exchange for some cheap cider
remember, they are kids, and they'll do anything for booze
Nothing sexually related. I really love her and care about her. When I was a teen I sometimes got horny thinking about her, but love her too much to really do anything.
you saved that guy a lot of trouble. engagements get cancelled all the time.
Damn. But atleast you care enough about her that you will control yourself.
If you were truly alpha, you wouldn't have to apologize, because it wouldn't have happened. Learn to control your emotions, it better allows you to control others' padawan.
Getting and keeping nudes from ex is no less cheating. You might as well just fuck her.
Yea they are that's why we do it as often as we can and idk if I should do swimsuits.
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