Secrets thread

Secrets thread.

Post your secrets and confessions, Sup Forums.

Taboo and dirty especially welcome.

I've grown tired of living yet I haven't yet lived.

I like to poo in sandwich bags and plant them in random peoples front gardens.

Alright, alright. A bit of a read, but I'll get it off of my chest.

>9th grade
>There's a sweet, pretty girl who had her lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair
>Has very few friends due to her condition
>She's a fantastic artist
>My friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly
>We start to hang out outside of school
>Sleep over at her house one night
>We play video games, playing some Twisted Metal
>Ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass)
>After a game I say I need to go to the bathroom
>Pull out big-ass scissors from my pocket (big pocket I was wearing jncos) go into her room, and cut the bottom-half of all of her art pieces off and trash them
>Leave
>The next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said, "I made them look like you"
>All my friends laugh heartily
>She rolls over to her table, alone, and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. Sometimes I look back and think, "did that make her a stronger person? Or a weaker one?" Sometimes I have a desire to find out. Maybe I'll call her some time.

You fucking cunt

Honestly, I laughed. But you are a horrible person, why did you do that?

stale pasta is stale.

pasta

...

I recently deleted all my pizza. very wide collection now gone.

Any particular reason why? Just curious.

decided it was getting too much. I was spending time looking for more, finding 'friends' who liked it too online to share with, and I wanted my life back.

I miss it though

I Have no idea what I want to do with my life. I have a college fund but I'm not particularly good in at anything, even the basics. I know right now I'm going into the Navy but there is the issue of what I will rate as while I'm in.

I want to make out with my sister and feel her body. I want to finger her wet cunt and then fuck her. I wanna feel her pussy pulse as she cums over and over. Pic related.

old ass pasta..

She's so fucking perfect to me

Have a gf since 10yrs back.
Been texting/talking to another girl since 7 yrs back.
They dont know of eachother.

Yeah, she looks like she has a nice fat ass

U deep son

i want to watch as a group of people fuck my sister and i'm slowly liking being dominated by a female (if any femanons are intrested let me know)

Eh.... I'm confused as shit.

Well that happened. I spoke to a girl I am interested in Sunday. But what's odd is how she seemed interested in the conversation but suddenly she dropped from it. Probably just had something come up suddenly?

And then this happened Monday

I was talking to this other girl. We hit it off (I mean she stayed up late keeping me company while I was heading to VA, and then spoke for like 10 hrs straight the following day about everything.) and we kinda agreed to try an LDR but mid conversation she deleted her account on the site without explanation. And I tried to reach her on another site, but she instantly deleted her account when I messaged her

So one girl stops replying randomly and then the next day this other girl cuts all contact all together at random

It's funny how I met girl two though. I asked her for advice on the the first girl, and she gave some good input. Then we started talking about other shit. She stayed up with me till 4 AM talking about politics, and other stuff. Up till she passed out. Monday I messaged her and we spoke a little about the first girl. Then I gradually hinted that I may be interested in her. She caught on by the end, and we agreed to try an LDR. Then an hour later she deleted the account.

I hear Faggot is popular in the Navy. Something tells me you're a natural born faggot. Go with faggot. Also, the Marines is not a real branch of the military. They are just faggot Navy ground troops.

kek, ever since I've been posting about going I've never stop getting these gay jokes

then just hurry up and kill yourself please.

I have a couple things I want to get off my chest I suppose

>Currently worried that I'm becoming more and more addicted to meth
>It's becoming hard to keep up appearances and I don't want my family to find out
>Broke up with my girlfriend of three years as a test because I had reason to believe she was fucking around
>Doesn't even cry when I did it, she's 25 and is now dating a newly turned 18 year old
>Realize all my good friends dont even give a shit about me
>Quit job while I was in rage mode
>Ive become so estranged from my father that I don't think there is any fixes, don't talk to mother
>Given up on even trying to find love or friendship
>Only thing that is stopping me from not being miserable 24/7 is meth
>Want to kill myself, but don't want anyone to find my body

I'm down for fucking yous sister.

I wanna fuck my sister that is 6 years old.

could just be anxiety shit. Or a dude pretending to be a girl. or a girl with a bf or husband. Or she's actually 11. Or she doesn't like you but didn't know how to say no.

have you ever touched her inappropriately or done anything with her?

First girl that age you like?

Go home, Josh.

u heartless bro

Eh. I know she was actually a girl. And honestly, she started to really lead me onto the idea after I made the first hint.

A) She realized that we'll probably never meet, so to prevent her from really falling for me she cut contact.

B} She told me about a guy she like who asked her for nudes. So I told her that he was probably just using her for that. Maybe she feared that I would do the same?

C) She saw that I really didn't think I was good enough for that other girl, so she told me I was cute and all that. Then cut contact so I didn't become too attached to her and abandon the first girl (Who girl 2 thought liked me with 99.99% certainty)

This is fuked up man.

Sometimes it really hits me that I'm amongst what would be considered the worst of the worst.
I'm not attacking you but you know, when you are a kid you don't really see yourself hanging around websites where people talk about pizza so casually.
Still gets to me.

Are you trying to move on past that or do you think it will always be a part of you?

Lost my v card to a 45 Year old woman when I was 13

probably always a part of me.

But I think there's a big diff between looking at pictures and doing. People who look gore threads here aren't the same as serial killers.

I JACKED OFF IN MY OLDER COUSINS BRA AND IT FELT REALLY GOOD.
I HOPE SHE DOESN'T NOTICE QLL THE JIZA IN HER BRA HUEHUEHUE

I agree and again, I wasn't attacking you.
Morality is subjective for the most part and your right may not be same as mine.
I understand your reasoning behind what you are saying but I don't think either one will ever sit well with me.

story.

Don't know who Josh is, but sounds like he is having a shit time too. Let me know if he wants to group sepukku

I'm looking at random unsecured cams as much as i can on my spare time ...

i cant do anything else, i've become totally addicted to that, and i got some good pics ...

Guy here. Growing up I thought it was normal to suck my dads cock and swallow his cum whenever he wanted. By 7 I looked forward to it and started initiating the cock sucking myself.

I-I once lied to a squirrel...

did he ever suck yours?

I've had a pathological liar girlfriend for 3 years
I know her secrets, and the truth to her lies.

My secret is that i am plotting her downfall.
She is gonna get destroyed once I'm done with her (mentally)

I'm cheating on my boyfriend, we've been together for nearly 7 years but haven't had sex in 1,5 year. I've discussed this with him countless of times and he kept on saying that he will try to improve it. But when I initiate anything he either says that he's too tired or that he's not in the mood. The reason for his sudden libido drop is because he stopped taking anti depressants and whenever we do have intimite moments he feels anxious. I do love him but I can't deal with a sexless relationship. I feel like I've tried everything to save it but it's just not enough. The worst part of it is that I moved to another country for him so I can't just break up.

I used to bully this one guy in my class...well not bully but something close to it, you'll see what I mean:
>be around 16
>in class with this extra autistic guy
>he wasn't a full on autismo, you could actually have a conversation with him if you spoke about shit he's into
>he's into anime, japanese rpgs and made himself look like a character from one of his favorite games (don't ask who, i have no fucking clue)
>changed his name in class to some japanese bullshit
>spends time alone, by choice tho, people come to him but he just repels them with his weirdness
>he thinks his life is a video game
>being a cunt I took advantage of that for some cheap keks
>I'd go over to him with a friend of mine and we'll start talking just loud enough so that autismo could hear us
>we talk about some 'adventure' we want to send someone on but not sure who
>caught autist's attention
>look over to him and say "oh hey man, I've got something that might interest you"
>he nodded approvingly
>"see that rock over there?"
>"yes" says autismo
>"if you fetch it for me I'll give you 100 experience points and 15 copper coins"
>mfw he's actually contemplating doing it
>"I will be back shortly"
>comes back seconds later (the rock was just across the desk he was sitting on)
>brings it to me, reaches out his hand and drops the rock into my hand
>"thanks man, here's your reward"
>make some retarded gesture to imply quest completion
>he does this single nod thing and looks away
>we leave
been sending him on various quests throughout the year, some keks were had but you had to be there to see it, words can't explain how autistic this was

Nope. It was always me sucking his cock and I grew to love it.

She would let us chill in her house smoke weed etc.

One day she put a porn movie on and started asking what id done sexually. Explained that I had pretty much only fingered a girl and had a HJ she asked if I wanted to fuck her.

Damright.png

She started sucking my little d then she takes her trousers off and guide my hand to her vag.

Fumble around, gets her wet, she sits ontop of my d. Blow load after 3 strokes.

lizzy?

i like offering my face as a footstool for girls

I shot a man in Reano just to watch him die.

I started dealing meth at 17 I never touched it myself I saw my older brother and his best friend ruin their lives over it. But it made money. Two years later I'm living on my own renting a house. A customer comes by with a 100$ order. I know this woman she's only good for it half the time. She shows up in her minivan as usual. Once again no money. Offers sex but I've been there done that tell her to fuck off. She begs and pleads then looks at her car and looks at me. She said " well my daughter is with me" I asked how old she was. She said 9. I offered her 200$ worth for two hours with her daughter and her. She argued me down to an hour and a half. We repeated this arrangement for two years but after the third time I had her mom wait in the living room. After two years I got busted for dealing and spent time inside. Never saw them again..

I have only one testicle, the second one is artificial

Oh shit how did you know?

and you moved from england to america right?

What happened in this hour and a half?

I got banned for pizza last year.


Currently posting from a bus stop

Before I got together with my current wife, I had a 2,5 year relationship with a 4 year younger girl.
Out of those 2,5 years, I had sex with both my GF and her sister for 18 months.
Only my ex, her sis and I know of this.
I think it fucked me up on some level, as I am now addicted to incest porn.
My wife knows nothing of this.

lies like how- big whoppers or petty shit or what?

I'm not Lizzy.

ok

was the 9yo already experienced? Could she do everything you wanted?

I had sex with the mother and got a blow job from the daughter. I came in her daughters mouth and she gagged and threw up a little. Her mom slapped her for it saying she made a mess. I wasn't even mad but I didn't interfere. After that I had her daughter suck my cock for awhile till it got hard again. After it did I had her mom help hold her as I penetrated that sweet slice of pink heaven for the firs time. Her pussy gripped so right it almost hurt. The feeling was all around my dick every part for electric. After about ten minutes her daughter said it hurt a little so I pulled out and fucked her mom awhile. Could barely feel it but it was keeping my boner. Soon I do start to feel the need to cum so I switch back to her daughter. Molten metal gripped my cock and I just jammed my dick in her as hard as hell could. She squealed and cried but her mom told her to be quiet. And that it wasn't that bad, this what girls do. It felt like a part of my life left my body with my cum. With every spurt I thrust into her trying to milk every last bit of pleasure from her. I came so hard I swear I left a bit of my soul in that girl. I let them go with 150$ worth of shit, dumb bitch didn't even check it she just grabbed it and left.

Was the mother decent?

When I was a kid my step-sis and I played sexual games. When I was in jr high I got it on with a friend's parent. When I was in hs I got it on with a faculty member

>I penetrated that sweet slice of pink heaven for the firs time
You didn't eat her out?

3 things come to mind.
>Downloaded and sold CP to fund my uni study
>Had regular sex with my sister for 3 years
>Beat up a girl in class so bad that she never really recovered, dropped out of school with depression and attempted suicide.

Looking you mean. She wast meth skinny but still had all her teeth and had a decent face.

>read 3 lines
>recognise pasta
>move on

No I was there for my pleasure not theirs.

Good enough for me. I suppose you dont have pics of her?

Ok well child hood friend of mine i was at his house i always cane over after school he had this smoking hit sister she came home an took a shower i had to piss really bad after she cam out i bolted to the bathroom Usain Bolt style his sister left her clothes in there bra panties an shoes no socks so i guess she wasn't wearing any her panties were wet in the middle so i looked at them an smelled her shoe ( i was a weirdo) i stroked an came in her shoe as i was coming out she was on her way to get her shoes she comes down an tells her brother she was leaving for work says her shoe was wet that she guess some water accidentally got in them

>>Got in trouble for pizza 5 years ago. >>Pulled over and they took my phone.
>>Whole family freaks.
>>Relative drops 10k dollars on a lawyer for me.
>>Thought I was going away for a decade at least.
>>battle in court for 2 years
>>Contemplated suicide.
>>Holy shit, didn't consent to a search so I won.
>>arresting officer threatened to kill right outside courthouse after I won
>>still dissolutioned
>>outgrew desire for cheese
>>in a happy relationship
>>network security technician and indie app developer.
>>working on my Masters program
>>bright future

How the fuck did this happen? Still not sure why I'm free today. I barely survived the attack. It would have ruined my life. I genuinely wonder what would have happened without that lawyer.

Questions?

This. It's just the sweetest thing.

Er so I've been told

Liking a 9 year old untouched slit would be fun for me, but meh.

hes obviously banging someone else

Of course I do. Mom tweaking.

I grew up on a fairly large horse breeding ranch and when I was in my early teens I would sneak into the barns to jerk off the breeding stallions.

typical stud fee for a well pedigreed stud is between $1000-1500 so every time I got out the artificial vagina and worked it until it came... I was drinking almost 1500 dollars worth of horse cum

i wish i could go back as I live in an apartment in a city now and have no access to horses

> with GF of 10 years, bought a house
> pretty, intelligent, but not so great in bed
> I still think about my ex who was always horny
> was with this girl 15 years ago
> still cannot forget how much she liked BJ and how much we fucked
> still cannot forget I broke up with her because she had OCD and it was becoming impossible to live with
> long story short I miss her and I always will

She's really not that bad looking. More?

That's what I said decent

For real

I dry rubbed a 14ish year olds pussy on a packed train yesterday

She's actually got a nice body

I know that feel Sup Forumsro, same story here. Except ex didn't had OCD but was bipolar.

A few years ago I had an affair with an engaged woman (he found out, they split for a bit but now they're married). That's not the secret, pretty much everyone knows, even people I didn't know back then.

The secret is that I'm mortified that I ever did that. Everyone thinks I'm proud of what I did: I'm not and, honestly, it's part of why I haven't been with anyone else since then. I'm a decently good looking guy, I play rugby, and I'm in law school but I still don't feel like I truly deserve to be in a happy relationship because of that affair. I feel like I shit all over some guy's happy relationship for nothing so I don't deserve one myself.

how did you cope with it, I mean the ups and downs are horrible right ?

god you're a fucking pussy

They're married dammit you didn't break a marriage with kids involved, grow a pair

What were you doing that got you caught? Or what do you think at least

Stop doing the drugs. Theres still time left. Youre in snowball mode and soon it will be too late

Her pussy was loose tho that's why she sat her ass in living room and waited after the first few times.

when I was around 10ish yo I started to let my dog lick my asshole for years

I can see that being case. She is a meth whore afterall.

I guess you got no nudes?

Slowly "trained" gf to do things I like in bed it's slowly getting better but still far away from batshit crazy ex.
Ex still send me nudes from time to time, so there's that. I'm not the kind to cheat on girls, so I have to live with the choices I've made. Great sex is awesome, but dealing with psych problems and shitty situations everyday isn't worth it .

Any other idead?

Wish I was born female but have no desire to change. I don't think the change is real. Just seems like mutilated genitals. Want to kill myself but I'm waiting because I'm still hopeful. I lost all direction in my life and it's driving me crazy.

>sold pizza for some bitcoins many years ago.
>would make these little picture sets with them
>for example, I would make a set of "Asian girls" and that would contain 10-30 images of CP which contained Asian girls.
>sold these sets for a bitcoin or two
>fast forward 10 months later
>usual customer doesn't respond
>get paranoid
>I was stupid when I did this so excuse my autism in these next lines
>take hard drive, which was strictly for CP, into the woods
>stomped on it a bunch of time
>made a fire, threw it in
waited till it cooled and threw what was left of it in the nearby river.

now bitcoins are over 800 USD and I feel like an idiot for wasting it all.

> with GF of 10 years, bought a house
> pretty, intelligent, but not so great in bed
> 10 years
> 10 fucking years

you didn't notice she's shitty in bed for 10 fucking years or what faggot? If she's shitty in bed in the beginning, she will always be. Even if you got a virgin, if she's into sex and has a acceptable libido, sex will be great the second or third time. your situation is noones fault but your own.

I was like you. Had a great bitch, then came a boring one. 3 years into it and I gave up. Now found me one hell of a semen demon. Somedays I can't even fucking keep up with her, she's draining me