Implying this isn't breakfast in bed.
Wonder why the fuck this crazy bitch is in my house.
Immediately check to see if I have dubs
Wash your cunt you dumb slut you smell like a beached whale and while you're at it get the fuck out of my house before I call the cops
Mother of God please tongue my nigger ass
Go back to sleep.
bite clitoris area as hard as I can
reach for personal defense weapon
kill myself and then her
shit my pants then grab phone and alert authorities to 50 foot pussy
the ceiling is like 3 feet above my bed, how tf is she doing this
Slightly move up my head and eat that pussy out like a god damn man
oh hi there, what can i help you madame?
cut your hairer pussy honey, you r so fuking pretty
if this is a hairerd pussy 4 you, you never eat a real hairer pussy
I'm trying not to puke and quickly escape from there
where the fuck is that fishy smell coming from?
Tell her that Obama put something in the water to make the frigging frogs gay.
Stick tongue out and let her ride my face.
Immediately quench my morning wood
Are all these newfags too lazy to search up a higher quality pic?
hope she hasn't already taken a shit and demand she farts in my mouth
get your smelly fish pussy out of my face! I'm the face rider not the other way around!
I'd take a long deep breath. I've always wondered what a pussy smells like.
that's funny, I don't remember falling asleep in the kitchen
why ask. fuckin studid, idiotic, cock-master, dick blaster, wang-sucker, shaft-slider
sneeze because i have a cold
blow my nose in it
are you me?
Sasha Rose or so
Tell her to remain seated
"Jesus Christ woman! It's too early for this shit!"
Then turn over and go back to sleep.
found the 12 year old
Oh how original.
No, let me tell you: when you're a father of five year old twins you really start valuing your sleep. Trust me on this; sleep takes preference these days.
Wonder why a 100 ft girl is standing over me.
Take a picture and post it on Sup Forums
Whoa nice dubs!
Make sure to get mine while shes getting off
Reward her initiative.
Realize my dad looks somewhat different
make some eggs
Kiss her pubes!
newfag get out
I like the op pic more
Sauce of pic? Who is she?
Mmm mmm breakfast
turnn360 and git out there
Can't, he has me wiretapped.
Fucking chow down, y'all a bunch of faggots that shit looks delicious
Go for a piss, bitch. It tastes like soap.
Ask her to piss on me
Fanny punch her
EAT IT RIGHT AWAY...