Wake up

>wake up
>see this
wat do?

>Implying this isn't breakfast in bed.

Wonder why the fuck this crazy bitch is in my house.

>Immediately check to see if I have dubs
CHeckem

kek

Kill self

Wash your cunt you dumb slut you smell like a beached whale and while you're at it get the fuck out of my house before I call the cops

Mother of God please tongue my nigger ass

Go back to sleep.

>bite clitoris area as hard as I can
>reach for personal defense weapon
>kill myself and then her

shit my pants then grab phone and alert authorities to 50 foot pussy

...

the ceiling is like 3 feet above my bed, how tf is she doing this

Slightly move up my head and eat that pussy out like a god damn man

oh hi there, what can i help you madame?

cut your hairer pussy honey, you r so fuking pretty

> hairer pussy
if this is a hairerd pussy 4 you, you never eat a real hairer pussy

I'm trying not to puke and quickly escape from there

where the fuck is that fishy smell coming from?

Tell her that Obama put something in the water to make the frigging frogs gay.

Stick tongue out and let her ride my face.

sauce

Immediately quench my morning wood

Virgin detected

Are all these newfags too lazy to search up a higher quality pic?

Lazy cunts

Wow

>hope she hasn't already taken a shit and demand she farts in my mouth

get your smelly fish pussy out of my face! I'm the face rider not the other way around!

I'd take a long deep breath. I've always wondered what a pussy smells like.

>that's funny, I don't remember falling asleep in the kitchen

why ask. fuckin studid, idiotic, cock-master, dick blaster, wang-sucker, shaft-slider

>sneeze because i have a cold
>blow my nose in it

are you me?

Sasha Rose or so

Tell her to remain seated

"Jesus Christ woman! It's too early for this shit!"

Then turn over and go back to sleep.

found the 12 year old

Oh how original.

No, let me tell you: when you're a father of five year old twins you really start valuing your sleep. Trust me on this; sleep takes preference these days.

Wonder why a 100 ft girl is standing over me.

>Take a picture and post it on Sup Forums

Whoa nice dubs!

Make sure to get mine while shes getting off

Reward her initiative.

Realize my dad looks somewhat different

>wat do
Wake up

>get up
>make some eggs

Kiss her pubes!

newfag get out

I like the op pic more

Sauce of pic? Who is she?

Mmm mmm breakfast

turnn360 and git out there

Can't, he has me wiretapped.

Fucking chow down, y'all a bunch of faggots that shit looks delicious

Go for a piss, bitch. It tastes like soap.

Ask her to piss on me

THIS!

Fanny punch her

EAT IT RIGHT AWAY...