Joke/Insult thread
'yo mommas so fat, I burned my ass on the lightbulb when I was fucking her lastnight'.
Joke/Insult thread
Eli Adams
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Oliver Ramirez
yo mommas so fat she died from type 2 diabetes
Anthony Lee
'why dont you make like a tree and fuck off'
Austin Ross
'whats the difference between a bike and a nigger?'
'A bike doesnt sing when you put chains on it'
Logan Edwards
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkitsaurus?
Jackson Williams
What do you call a Jew who isn't really a Jew?
Jew-ish
Carter Barnes
Yo momma's so fat that when she walked past the tv I missed 60 Minutes.
Christopher Wood
Ryder Brooks
Yo momma's so hairy she's your dad.
Juan Rogers
'your face looks like it was on fire and someone tried putting it out with a fork'
Brayden Ortiz
You could also go with 'well, a bike wont try to steal your nigger.'
Andrew Watson
Yo momma so fat she say on a nintendo switch and turned it into a DS
Joshua Scott
boom!
Carter Gray
'id call you a cunt, but you lack the warmth and depth'
Henry Foster
yo mama so hairy she speeks wookie
Bentley Richardson
You mommas so ugly her tits are on fire.
Christopher Hughes
>yo momma so hairy you call her dad
Ftfy
Easton Hughes
My jokes got fire.
Cooper Foster
You mother is sooo fat it take train and three buses to get on her good side.
Daniel Hall
yo mama so fat when she got hit by a car she shouted "who threw that rock!?"
John Clark
YOU SUCK
Christopher Nguyen
What is the diffrence between a poarch monkey and a feild hand?
50 pounds
Liam Perry
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William Mitchell
What's the difference between the planet Saturn and your mom?
Somebody liked Saturn and put a ring on it.
Also, saturn is smaller.
Also also, saturn has less gas.
Nathan Wood
Yo momma is so fat, that if she fell over she'd cause a mass extinction event
Nolan Rogers
yo mama sooo dumb she thinks seaweed is something fish smoke
Grayson Jenkins
Your mommas so fat her webcam is google earth
Bentley Roberts
your mama's so fat they changed it to "health at every size except her"