Joke/Insult thread
'yo mommas so fat, I burned my ass on the lightbulb when I was fucking her lastnight'.
Joke/Insult thread
'yo mommas so fat, I burned my ass on the lightbulb when I was fucking her lastnight'.
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yo mommas so fat she died from type 2 diabetes
'why dont you make like a tree and fuck off'
'whats the difference between a bike and a nigger?'
'A bike doesnt sing when you put chains on it'
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkitsaurus?
What do you call a Jew who isn't really a Jew?
Jew-ish
Yo momma's so fat that when she walked past the tv I missed 60 Minutes.
Yo momma's so hairy she's your dad.
'your face looks like it was on fire and someone tried putting it out with a fork'
You could also go with 'well, a bike wont try to steal your nigger.'
Yo momma so fat she say on a nintendo switch and turned it into a DS
boom!
'id call you a cunt, but you lack the warmth and depth'
yo mama so hairy she speeks wookie
You mommas so ugly her tits are on fire.
>yo momma so hairy you call her dad
Ftfy
My jokes got fire.
You mother is sooo fat it take train and three buses to get on her good side.
yo mama so fat when she got hit by a car she shouted "who threw that rock!?"
YOU SUCK
What is the diffrence between a poarch monkey and a feild hand?
50 pounds
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What's the difference between the planet Saturn and your mom?
Somebody liked Saturn and put a ring on it.
Also, saturn is smaller.
Also also, saturn has less gas.
Yo momma is so fat, that if she fell over she'd cause a mass extinction event
yo mama sooo dumb she thinks seaweed is something fish smoke
Your mommas so fat her webcam is google earth
your mama's so fat they changed it to "health at every size except her"