ITT: list an album's tracklisting by describing each song and other anons guess what album it is
Starting with an easy one
>dude coleridge lmao
>don't remember this one
>my mum died ft. tchaikovsky
>tfw you get raped but you hear a good song so it's ok
>misfits opening theme
>houses are just like brick cages innit
>proto-EDM with guitars
>government officials are boring
>*deletes*
>proto-EDM without guitars
>song title describes its content
>sounds like an aphex twin song
>Baked beans commercial
>Businessmen undergoing midlife crises make great pets
>I love porn and hate politicians
>I am Mutton God
>Baked beans 2: electric boogaloo
>uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>best song ever made
>best song ever made: the sequel
>uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>mfw audience cheering in a studio track
>"Hey how are you?" "*track name*"
>Happy 3/4 jam music
>80's asf acid synth interlude
>impossible odds of you guessing this (lenny face)
>song about a playing card
>oh mamma
>album name
>sounds like vaporwave
Animals
>It's all for the fans
>Love life, let it love you back
>The police shot my kitchen up, chimp out
>Greed is good
>the theme of "I'm no superhero" is really really overdone
>Variety of terms for cannabis and associated terms
>MAN IM JUST SO DISCONNECTED
>Maya Angelou knows why he's singing
>Western saloon fight
>smart kid shot for crack after an instrumental break
>Zeppelin was wrong about heaven
>basically wire song about holidaying
>should've been a single, not much i can say funny about it. bit like xtc (mind you, all of this is a little)
>proves album was made pre-2000
>oi oi i'm a cockney geezer
>just oi! now
>nothing really to say about this either, good song though
>waltz tune for some reason
>syd barrett
>basically a chanson tune
>bowie
>more bowie
>rhyme ever time on a dime eating lime
>obligatory song about america
>this one has video game noises on it. kind of punky.
>best song, probably
>starts a bit "and here's what you can win today on wheel of fortune..." but then gets a bit ska punky, the good type
Is this an Amanda Palmer album? I'm sure she had a song about getting raped then listening to Oasis or something
That's it
Parklife?
Yeah
is that george clinton?
feeding a blind girl a banana.jpg
>TVU tribute
>proto-post-rock nursery rhyme
>catchy proto-punk
>20 minutes of a 6 hour jam
Monsutah Movie
Future Days
Yes
>car crash
>cartoon music video
>homesick
>romeo and juliet
>disappointment
>eastern mysticism
>stephen hawking motivational speech
>dude corrupt gubmint lmao
>stalker song
>pretty house
>airplane crash
>speeding
Coldplay - Origin of Symmetry
no
>lemons
>pied piper
>repeated bassline
>ghost
>shitty instrumental track
>idk lol
>limbo
>muh climate change
>brendan fraser tier divorce
>sad movies
Hid a what?
Ok Computer
Kid A
>>shitty instrumental track
treefingers is gay
your gay
>communist germany is a load of bollocks
>abortion is a load of bollocks
>feelings are a load of bollocks
>fibbers are a load of bollocks (might also be our ex-bass player is a load of bollocks)
>the queen is a load of bollocks
>problems are a load of bollocks
>lazy 20-somethings are a load of bollocks
>establishment is a load of bollocks
>our manager is a load of bollocks so we didn't write this song about what we were supposed to
>something's a load of bollocks, but i can't tell specifically what with this one
>new york dolls are a load of bollocks
>our ex-label is a load of bollocks
OK Computer
>Fuzzy Piano
>Months and Ghosts
>SCREECH
>School Bus, Piano, and Bullying
>Pop song
>WHSITLE
>I wash stuff and this bitch won't die
>SOMEDAY
>Alvin and the Chipmunks
>(you)
>breakfast pastry
>shitty grunge song
>everyone hates me
>song about my favorite band
>Jim Morrison
>clever toys
>retard
>kms
>lack of self confidence
>song about being sick
>everything i touch
Pablo Honey?
Nevermind the Bollocks
Never Mind The Bollocks
>swedish_mans_night_out.jpg
This is too easy isn't it? What gave it away?
> water splash
> choirs
> what is that in the parenthesis?
> light bliss
Yes
>rollercoasters
>vampires
>social anxiety
>i'm gonna fucking kill myself
>no lyrics
>shipwreck
Spiderland.
Jim Morrison desu
>Mumbling
>Heavenly Saxophone
>Let's have some heavenly drumming before the heavenly saxophone.
>The morning of of post-saturday
>Just a guy waitin for a nigger with a big hat
>A bitch
>Poor Severin
>Marathona of junkies:theme
>A poor girl want to go to parties
>Drug
>Again the bitch goes
>Romantic song about mirrors
>(You) got to choose
>A son
VU + Nico
Andy Warhol - The Banana Album
The Banana Album by The Talentless Hacks and Lou Reed Doing a Gay Voice
>speed and heroin
>why is there an indian guy on one channel and a jam track on the other?
>why is the indian guy singing, where's the regular si-AAAAHHH... oh there he is.
>sounds sweet but it's about shagging a bird
>very noisy
>17 minutes of 3 chords
White Light White Heat
Right
Hey!
John Cale is a talented guy.
White Light/White Heat
>I suck at writing
>I feel unironically good
>Party people are boring
>One-Hit Wonder: The song
>Can't describe this one, really
>Wording sucks
>Aging sucks
>I love my new girlfriend
>Introspection: the song
>My relationship sucks
>The death of my friends sucks
>Life Sucks / Hold on, I puked on a lesbian photographer's shoes, life rocks
>Obsessive-compulsive disorder
>Title track
>Near patriots
>Depressive song
>Fingers-2
>A non-pessimistic man
>In-Somewhere
>Global warming alert
>Wagecuck:The Theme
>Soundtrack
>Untitled
>Oh, Oh, Oh
>Muh Racial Injustice
>Pop Culture
>Violins
>Micheal Jackson died
>Nicki is scary
>Fuck the critics
>idk
>Douches, assholes, and vocodors
>Sex w/ Porn Star
>Aphex Twin
>Worst Track
>Samples
A diK
>athlete prostitutes herself for good grades
>break-up (possibly because gay)
>generational divide
>"Don't Look Back"
>Gustave Courbet
>music today sucks
>Go to church, you piece of shit
>waiting for muh love to come back
>slow self-guilt track
>erotic song about horses
Kid A
Kid A, someone already did it.
MBDTF
If You're Feeling Sinister
Ye
>"no one understands me and I don't have friends anymore :-("
>imagine having artificial feelings
>girl why you mad?
>I know that feel
>edgy outcast
>my gf is narcissistic bitch
>just be you, man
>fuck a different each person each week to forget about your troubles
>tfw she left me
>I want some fugg
>the world's ending, wondering what you're up to?
>I still think about you
>Print Screen
>Mature man say that he's a little boy
>A God with imperfections
>Megalomania/Haitian Revolution
>Doin things
>Bitch love us
>Introspective song
>Chemical Element
>Some bitch
>Be educated
>2sleepy2care
>fuck off I'm trying to be happy
>drugs and kissing
>no jailb8 here
>I'll be a better man eventually
>alcohol solves everything
>wham bam thank you ma'am
>lol idk
>9/11
>tfw no gf
>relationships are fuckin stupid
>filler desu
Listened to the whole album again just to make this
State of being etiher a child or polite depending on interpretation by Mikey Gira and the Geese
>dude alcohol lmao
>overrated
>dude drugs lmao
>lets go on a road trip so i can kill you
>i spent all my life complaining and now im paying for it
>SHOOT SHOOT POOOOOOOOOOWW
>fuck i'm dead
>breakup song 1
>breakup song 2
>breakup song 3
>seriously what the fuck does this song mean
>breakup song 4 are you fucking kidding
>tfw no gf
>lol you're dead
>Song about soccer
>Wtf i'm talkin about in the 21 century
>Don't think too far boy
>Wtf sea-animals
>Needness
>Someone's harp
>The fault is not yours
>Netflix series
>Something fallin apart
>Youtube
>The single
>The weird experimental track with African influences
>Song about a gangster and his girlfriend
>Slow song with incomprehensible lyrics
>A woman must have everything
>Suburban housewife angst
>Bohemian angst
>Half more housewife angst, half jazz standard
>Shit, I'm old
>Synths and overdubbed vocals
this picture
is unapeeling
In Rainbows
Flood?
>Life
>U
>PLEASE YOU BABY PLEASEYoUBBAbbyYYY AAAAAAAAAAAA
>PC color
>BDSM / Backwards vocals1
>Vice city
>You're a big guy
>Backwards vocals 2
>Album
kek this looks like a late 90s early 00s picture.
>you're obsessed with a girl
>my girlfriend cheated
>our band will only be remembered for this song
>my girlfriend cheated (in winter this time)
>have sex to ignore relationship issues
>best one on the album
>vaguely inspirational-sounding
>this relationship sucks
>i'm obsessed with a girl
>act with vigor and energy
>some idiots at a party
>this whole planet sucks
Why has no one guessed this one yet?
Did I make this too vague
>moans
>chirping
>drumming
>best one
>more drumming
...
>Some guy gets a letter from his brother
>My gf is my property and I own her
>tfw no gf
>pls no bully me and my gf
>the worst song on the album
>enjoy the commute, wagecucks
>alcoholism is bad, mmmkay
>NEETlife
>filler
>the best song on the album
To Be Kind
>drug reference in title
>alcohol reference in title
>title is everyone's favorite Walking Dead Game character
>girl from gone with the wind
>sounds vaguely country
>shares its name with a song from Gypsy
>song about the moon
>song about a prostitute
>another song about alcohol
>the most forgettable song on the album
>song about cocaine
>depressing breakup song
this is so easy and nobody got it, it is dadrock
underrated
Weezer blue album and no song on there sucks fucker
>party noise, organ chords
>COUNTING ALL MY SINS ON ROSARY BEADS
>Something really easy is apparently really hard
>waking up in a womans room you hardly know
>herald the doctor's monster
>writing songs to entertain but they just want my emotions
>My arms my legs
>doo-do doo-do doo-do duh-doo
>song, crickets, organ
>helter skelter
>my daughter who's not my daughter anymore
>i'm not gonna kill myself, doo-do doo-do doo-do duh-doo
top kek
Nope
suburban nature
>I don't like this world
>I want change. help me find change. where are you, God?
>oh, there you are. what are you going to feed me?
>tfw being enlightened
>tfw enlightened among self-absorbed hedonistic plebs
>???? instrumental
>being enlightened was good for me
>"spread my message"
>I enjoy spreading our message; I am possessed by our message
>I want to meet you again
>transition to perspective of an unenlightened hedonistic pleb
>tfw life is going downhill
>it's hard living in the hood
>emo hip hop
>called up the whole hood to make this track
>dude cocaine
>YOU GUYS DIDNT BELIEVE IN ME
>dude cocaine lmao
>MY NOSE HURTS COCAINE LMAO
>DEALING DRUGS LMAO
>kid-friendly dance anthem
>ayo nigga i came from nothing on that grind feel me
>dude living in the hood is hard
>dude weed lmao
> YOU GUYS DIDN'T BELIEVE IN ME PT. 2
>being a whore sucks
>baka at these damn crackers
>you plebs don't even know what real suffering is
>i hate lust and so should you
>public castration is a good idea
>dictators can't get it up lol
>starving myself to death, feels good man
>life is overshadowed by death's spectre, or something
>my self-destructive tendencies make me better than you
>status: exploited and wistful
>hope i'd died before i got old
>i don't like where this train is going...
>goddamn sjw's ruining my free speech
>being a viking rules!
>being a viking rules!
>being a viking rules!
>being a viking rules!
>being a viking rules!
>being a viking rules!
>being a viking ruled :(
>What the fuck?
>Muh American Dream
>C O O L
>Hey, look at how cool I am
>Sorry, I fucked your daughter
>I'll fuck your wife
>We're still cool you know.
>Pasta Intersection
>This bloke I met had a small willy
>Two female verses
>FUCKIN' HYPE
>MORE FUCKIN' HYPE
>You aren't Spanish, what?
>Jizzing on eyelashes.
>Funkiest fucking hook ever
>My life's fucked, give me alcohol
>?
>We're rich, but don't hurt us for it
>That one city in Georgia, USA
>FUCKIN' HYPE AGAIN
>Emotional Whiplash
>Love song from nowhere
>Another pissing skit holy fuck
>Love song, not from nowhere.
gybe
atrocity exhibition
Disc 1:
>dude fascism?
>babby's first steps
>lol my dad's dead
>babby's first day in school
>most overplayed, overrated song in the entire band's discography
>tfw my mom never let me go outside
>war is awful it killed my dad
>tfw grew up bitter and alone
>dude GIRLS lmao
>dude DRUGS lmao
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
>most overplayed, overrated song in the band's discography but with a twist
>nah fuck this i'm out
Disc 2:
>tfw bitter and alone pt. 2
>literally repeat the same phrase over and over and you got a song
>actually the best song in the album
>followed by nonsense
>war is sad stop it guys :(
>everything is terrible so I'm just gonna overdose
>but life carries on my dude
>DUDE FASCISM
>FUCK EVERYTHING DUDE
>I'M LOSING MY MIND DUDE
>nah just kidding
>theatrical representation of the fact the you're the only one making yourself miserable by being a cheeky cunt
>epilogue
>here comes the antichrist
>TRUMPETS! (those are the wrong trumpets)
>look at this cool shit
>dead poet thinks we went wrong somewhere
>oh my GOD
>did i mention i'm a history nerd
>her hubby died lol
>weekend with mom
>woo woo
>the one where you start crying if you haven't yet
>god's a dick sometimes idk why it's sad
>ya'll niggas need a labor union
>man american idealism is kind of shit
>organ music
>do you like the song titles yet?
>i'm very gay
>the choir gets annoying
>lincoln was cool
>we bring back the opening stuff
>EPIC VOCAL HARMONIES
>jazz interlude
>steve reich in twee
>gardening song part 1
>gardening song part 2 and 3 + praising jesus
>taking some plane trip
>siamese twins: the song
>easy song to lie to
>history lesson: the song
>commie fags get out
>spooky song
>instrumental song from scotland
>siamese twins: the song part 2
Holy Bible
in the semen stains over the mountaintops by Jeffry Mangum's Loneley Hearts Club Band
The Wall
Hammerheart?
>Weird ass synths
>Possibly the worst song on the album
>EVA EVA EVA
>screaming
>lead single, and a bit sad compared to the rest of the album
>more weird ass synths, and dual vocals
>shortest and most underrated song
>most chaotic song
>qt song about a dog
Subaru Stevens invites you to come on and feel the Illinoise