I love real life horses, I'm super into beastiality and I wanna look at porn of cartoon horses, and real horses all the time to the point where it has ruined relationships. I'm Bisexual and I want to fuck mares and stallions. I also love to eat ass, especially horse ass. I've given a stallion blowjobs and a rim-jobs, and I've eaten out a mare. I've also fucked a mare, in the pussy and the ass and it is so much better than any human could ever be. I love scat and whenever I'm around horses I wait for them to shit and pick it up quick to avoid flies. The scent drives me wild and I love the taste. My favorite things to do with horse shit are to make a pile of it on the stable or bathroom floor and then humping the pile of shit. I always eat my load out of the shit pile with my face and tounge, and I eat some of the steaming hot manure as well, i love to use horse manure as lube for jacking off my dick, because it has such a nice texture. That's because horses are so amazing, even their shit is better than any part of a human. I also use horse shit for lube when I toy my little boycunt. Using horse manure as anal lube means that my ass not only gets fucked, but my heart too, because of how much I love horse shit. Another thing I like to do with a huge, steaming hot, sexy load of horse shit is to smear it on my face. (making sure to get plenty in my mouth!) One of the best times I've had with a horse was when I caught my favorite stallion, Archie lifing his tail about to shit. I pressed my face into his huge hot asshole, and he let out a fart that was just incredible. It smelled amazing and I wished I could smell that amazing stench forever. It even tasted amazing. Then, he began squeezing his sexy manure out of his godly donut. I love the term donut for a horses asshole because they really are delicious. Anyway, as he started shitting his sexy, steaming hot scat onto my face, I opened my mouth and ate and ate. I actually skipped dinner that night because I was full ;)
I love real life horses, I'm super into beastiality and I wanna look at porn of cartoon horses...
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Then, his glorious, warm asshole closed again, and I was sad for a second because I knew that he was done feeding my his amazing manure, but I was glad because I knew that it meant I could lick him clean, and belive me, I did my job. I must have licked, sucked, sniffed and tounged his perfect ass for twenty minuites until he was clean. I used my whole tounge getting really deep to lap up and shit he might have left. But he was only dirty for about five minuites, the other fifteen were because I'm such a dirty little faggotboy. Then, I sucked his big, perfect cock, because he must have liked my rim-job, because he was fully erect. His cock was about two and a half feet long, and probably two and a half inches wide and it smelled fantastic. Let me tell you, horse genitals (especially a mare in heat, or a horny stallion) are possibly the absolute greatest smell of all time. In fact, everything about a horse smells like it was meant to be one of the best scents in the universe. I licked and sucked his fat, heavy balls and kissed them. I have big, full lips that make me an amazing oral slut. In fact, when I go too long without fucking a horse, I usually go to gloryholes and dress like a girl, to suck cock and get my ass fucked. Sometimes, I even get my cock sucked at the hole. I love when other men can see my panties, stockings and skirt and suck my cock. But I digress. So I turned my attention towards Archie's shaft and began licking his girth and worked my way up his huge cock. I made sure to slobber all over his entire dick from the thick, full base to the detailed perfection of his tip. I spat on both my hands and got on my knees below him.
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I grabbed his godlike member with both hands and guided it to my waiting mouth. I had sucked his cock before, but with my mouth full of the taste of his shit, and my slobber on his cock greenish-brown and fully aromatic of his heavenly excriment, in addition to the full feeling of my gut after eating so much of his manure, it felt like a whole new experience. I always practice deepthroating the other horses, big guys at gloryholes and of course on my toys, and I think I'm pretty good at cramming delicious warm cock down my throat. But Archie is so big, and so girthy that he really fills me up. Plus, he loves to work his own natural rhythm into sex, so he gently humps my face with his powerful haunches. When I really start putting him in my mouth, my throat gets stretched and my asshole begins to throb. Almost like we're the same being, me and Archie throb together. My asshole and his dick. After picking up speed and getting worked by my hands, Archie's throbbing picks up, and his manure-scented cock momentarily goes rock hard, his tip flares and he shoots his tasty sperm down my throat. I hold his massive cock down my throat as long as I can before giving in and allowing his perfect, godly penis to exit my mouth. I swallow all the rest of the cum (If you've never tried horse cum, you're missing out it's fantastic!) then I clean off his cock and balls with my mouth. Only then do I let myself jack off. It only took two strokes to cum, because I was so proud of myself for making Archie feel so good.
I want the drugs you just took before writing this
i like mare cunt just as much as the next zoo but i think you might have taken it too far
Another great, but shorter moment was with one of my mares, a clydesdale we call Ashley. Ashley was probably my favorite mare until we got Gwen, who has such a tight pussy and a really soft and tight donut. But this story is about Ashley. One night I was out while Ashley was in heat. As I pressed my nose into her amazing donut, to smell that perfect mare-in-heat scent, she started pissing all over me. Luckilly, my mouth was open because I was about to start licking her clit, and I caught the piss in my mouth, ans started drinking. When a mare is in heat, her piss goes really dark, and it tastes fantastic. Then, I pulled away and stuck my cock in Ashley's warm piss. Realizing my chance, I mounted Ashley by moving her tail to the side and climbing onto her haunches. Using her piss as lube, I entered her anus and began fucking her, slowly at first, then more quickly. I came with my face buried into her pelt, and filled her ass with my cum.
Then, I got down off of her and started licking my cum and her piss out of her ass. I then licked her tasty cunt until she came. But that's enough stories. As you can see, I love horses. I also love kinky sex, with horses and with people. I'm into scat, piss and farting, BDSM, including diapers, long-term, slavery, public sex and public acts and rape scenarios. I also absolutley love crossdressing, and transgender. I like being both sub and dom. Some of my favorite fantasties include being strapped to a horse (either with my mouth to it's ass or with his cock up my ass) getting anally fucked by a horse, which I have yet to do, enslaving a a girl and bimbofying/brainwashing her into being a slut, to the point where she'll just do wharever I say, I'd like to be set up as a public cumdump, and I've been trying to fit an entire pool set up my ass. (I can do seven balls right now, the goal is to get all sixteen in and then fuck myself with the cue!) Another fantasty is being a toilet slave at a private sex club, being fed piss shit and sometimes cum from the patrons. I'd love to fuck a pregnant girl and especially a pregnant horse.
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I'd also like to fuck the hot MILF across the street, she's got amazing thighs, a beatuful ass and nice tits. She recently had her third kid, so she's lactating. I know she's always horny because she masterbates all the time she plays with her cunt, asshole and tits, which she makes squirt milk. I can see her from my place with binoculars. When I go to her house to watch her kids sometimes, I sneak into het closet after putting the kids to bed, dress up in her clothes and masterbate with her sex toys on her bed. She doesn't know I do it and she uses the toys constantly. Once, she even left the house with a buttplug in! I've stolen two pairs of her panties that she set aside after masterbating that morning. I jack off to the scent of them. I'd like to set up a camera in her toilet to get video of her pissing and shitting, because I know her big ass would look perfect with a big log of shit coming out of it, or my cock going into it. But no matter how hot she is, she's nowhere near as hot as a horse. I fap to my neighbor (including her panties, while I watch her please her pretty cunt, to a photo I took of her bending down to grab a toy with her asshole and coochie on display (I like to think she knows I watch her, and she showed me on purpose) and to pictures of her ass in yoga pants, tits in a sport bra and even to a picture of her face!) I fap to porn of people fucking horses, horses fucking each other, porn of my kinks and hentai of horses, (a lot of my little pony) futa and lolis. But I'll jack off to pretty much anything. I use my toys, which include an amazing Doc Johnson vibe that I forget the name of, a couple bad dragon fleshlights of horses, and I own all the BD horse dildos in the biggest size. I also have a big squarepeg "Slink" plug that's two feet long. I love to wear it horseback riding and while I give oral to the horses. I also often wear it when I go to gloryholes.
Someone call the humane society, this ones off the rails
I have three more plugs, one that thrusts, a big inflatable one, and a metal nJoy plug. I also have a buttplug with a horse tail for roleplaying. I have a huge foot long dildo that I use to practice deepthroats, and a few other toys that I have lying around. I'm currently training to do the pool set, and hopefuly take a stallion in my ass. I'm completley clean of STIs and single, because I couldn't date anyone that wouldn't be okay with me doing the things I do. I really love horses, more than pretty much everything. I just want to fuck horses, whores and good dick (but especially horses) forever.
someone screencap all this shit
do it yourself, faggot.
You should write children's books, OP. You have a way with words.
Heh
Try hard
he's trying harder than you are.
I think that you will enjoy this video
and definitely these
I think you will find that Data and you have the same taste in art.
You just don't want to be around him if you fuck up a horse painting
thank you! also, that's an amazing cock! especially those balls, they're so plump and smooth, i'd love to suck them. stallion balls smell and taste soooo good!
Wtf is going on here??
>mfw opening this thread
Kek'd even though the middle two were kind of disturbing.
I'm pretty sure i heard the theme from hellraiser in that second one
You did.
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Post horse cocks.
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I had no idea that data was so into horse cock
Nice shit, literally.
Anyone else see it?
include in screencap, this shit is legendary
Reads like the typical gay lifestyle desu.
tl;dr
Nicely written, however the "straight" stuff ruined it for me.
>posts just one
Is that the space worm from Prometheus?
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i feel the same way. im not into eating ass but when i first tried scat it really turned me on. i only have small portions but like to rub the warmth all over me and hibernate under the horse's broad legs.
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no I mean does have more
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Oh shit dude you got dubs I checked them and they are in fact reoccurring digits at the end of your post ID Top kek the gighest form of lulz my dude holy shit
Might as well do some more
Op, you should totally post your photo, to know who is this epic OP.
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I want to deepthroat that tongue.
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With that tongue I don't think you would have a choice
nice. Love the tongue in the first one
same but I'd also like it up my butt
Ditto
well i can't help it. if i'm going to be honest though, i far prefer cock.
Horses have such huggable cocks
its great isnt it
I like the more anthro stuff tbh just cause the size scale meant in fantasy I could sit on one easier than a RL stallion cock
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they really do! they're huge and girthy and warm, and they smell so good. when i grab onto my halfling's cock, i think about all the amazingly sexy things i've done to him, and i never want to let go!
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True the monster cocks are fun too look at for me but wouldn't be able to make it fit.
Oh look, faggot OP.
that cock is fantastic... holy shit i'm in love!
yes i am! and i'm proud to be a faggot too!
yep! Just give me an anthro stud with an 8 inch donger instead
Gelding horses are pretty hot imo
kek its like his dick went in one hole and came out the other
I have a big clyde named Axle that has a real monster cock. I mean, 3.2 feet long and 2.6 inches wide. I measured! He's so strong and big, and I can barely take him in my mouth. When I do fit some of him in, it hurts and my jaw gets sore, but it's sooooo worth it! A cock that big makes you feel proud to suck, and making such a powerful monster cock cum is one of the greatest feelings you can experience!
Oh my GOD shut the fuck up
>Where do you live?
>The Horsecock peninsula
Still a pretty sizeable piece of stud meat at that length.
yep. I'm tight as a button but 8 inches is much easier to train to than a RL stud dong
Hot, but exactly my point. Guess I won have to do it myself to think otherwise.
True! 8in is a nice cock! I'd ride that in a heartbeat!
I agree! There is no world in which I get a actual horse cock up my ass. But 8 inches given time then sure.
Thread needs mares
No, the real monsters aren't for everyone, and it's totally ok if you aren't comfortable with that kind of size. But personally, nothing can replace the size of a full horse!
saving, cheers
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Tiny pucker on that horse. Doesn't look right
goddamn I love this pic and yeah I agree! I guess it the fantasy v reality aspect. Kinda like its fun to look and dream but no touching.
if you have any more like this with condom, line them up
Thread needs you to fuck off and start your own
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