What's it like knowing you'll never have a boner nearly as big as my nice big floppy dong

What's it like knowing you'll never have a boner nearly as big as my nice big floppy dong

At least mine doesn't look like a boomerang

Post more pls :3

Le bent duck

REKT

IT ISNT BENT ITS SOFT

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OP getting mad because he just found out he has a bendydick

>erect
>soft

Are you gay? asking for friend.

Every time a woman tries to throw him away he just keeps coming back

HAHAHAHAHA ITT we have a fucking broken bent erection!

My fucking sides

I don't really give a fuck. A huge flaccid dick would just get in the way of my daily yoga.

Holy shit. You have my vote. Can't wait till you're president of the World.

Are you Australian?

How long and how girthy op? Also why does your dick have suck a huge bend in it?

Peyronie asked for his dick back.

I told you is soft, it falls to one side
No im not
5.6" girth
6.8" length
Hard 9"

Then why does your dick look like a boomerang?

Good stats mate, you have nothing to worry about

You can take it from here

Fuck even soft you're bigger than me hard

>tfw 2 inches hard

Prove it

If that really is soft tho... you could probably flap someone in the head with it and it would hurt

Im only 5.6" long and 5" girth with a hard on, pretty average
He's bigger even soft

That's too bad man. Could you imagine comparing with him?

yfw you ruined your dick by stretching and you can't get a genuine creation.

>TFW you can't into manhood
>TFW you can't anal fuk
>TFW you show ur feet like a fag for attention.
>TFW you like to be penetrated.

Proof me wrong faggot
>pro tip, you can't.

No way that boomerang is 9 inches. Looks 7 max

I want OP to give me a footjob while he makes me play with his big cock and teases my little one

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OP your dick sort of looks like mine too!

Stop same fagging op.

I promise I ain't him, I'm just gay as hell.

Good for you and your boomeranged

But i have had a boner that size, in my butt

BOOMERANG
IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO YOU

t-thank you
but he's thicker too, user

also, I'm 5.6" no bone pressed

Bump

I'd take a 5"x4" over a boomerang anyday tbh.

Do you have aids btw?

Show hard not flaccid, or better angle

Jesus is this real

dont worry user bendy dicks are more fun to suck anyway. everyone likes a good challenge

Nice feet too :3

Was gunna say, those are some big orange feet.

"floppy"

What's it like being this sad about your pathetic life that you fuckin post your dick for guys to look at while you boast about something you had no personal choice over? Pic related, my dick that I don't use a crutch. Focus on something else more important faggot

OP is better he had feet in his pic

cringe

ur dick is broke mang. Ill take my smaller but functional dick anyday.

Op's dick

pencil dick and cut. how sad

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Bumping a quality thread

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>Implying is a problem

We all know we wish were that big

More?

And hard

Those nuts look heavy af

Bump

Y tho

H...how does it not grow at all when hardening. Mine goes from a baby carrot to your size and it's awesome. Entertains bitches and half the nutshots I receive miss

He's only like an inch or more longer I'd say

BTFO

I think I know you.

rot my poonus

Short bottle

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