Jesus, how mad do you think WB execs are right now?
Xavier James
No
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
God damned soulless Marvel-paid chinks
Robert Gray
prayer circle that it doesn't get a release marvelbros
Zachary Barnes
DC KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
David Clark
Marvel confirmed for buying off China.
Anthony Wright
Holy shit this webms is so painfully unfunny. Is this made by a 5 year old?
Caleb Ross
lol I know, right? What a child.
Jonathan Wilson
>Holy shit this webms is so painfully unfunny. >Is this made by a 5 year old? t.DCuck
Cooper Reyes
>this butthurt
Anthony James
Be honest, how long does the DCU have yet?
Isaiah Hernandez
Why is it not being released there? Chinks usually buy superhero movies.
Josiah Martin
Because it has suicide in the title
Jose Reyes
u mad DCuck?
Anthony Richardson
>water down the movie so it doesn't get blocked by Chinese censors like Deadpool >still gets blocked
I would be SUPER mad if I was a WB exec right now. What the fuck, the Chinese should have told them beforehand, now we have a modified film which pleases neither westerners nor chinks. I hope Trump wins and slaps China with sanctions now.
Adrian Russell
But Deadpool was R.
Robert Wright
Yes, that's why it got blocked in China. In order to stop SS from having the same fate, they made it more child-friendly, but it didn't work because it got blocked anyway.
Jaxon Morris
I think it's the Enchantress that did it. Supernatural stuff is no bueno.
Jack White
Deadpool still made 850 million so the joke's on WB, eh?
Anthony Howard
Doesn't even matter because BvS only made $95,769,365 there and you only get 25% from china
This also means no high quality rips like BvS and Civil War had
Sebastian Walker
>too violent, sexually promiscuous, and verbally vulgar to be shown to the general public in their country
It's because he got pegged
Owen Cook
How long till DC announcement that Batman is the only character they will continue to make movies for.
Landon Jones
>W-we don't need that 100 million.
Zachary Brown
As soon as they do Affleck will have a complete mental breakdown
Nolan Gomez
It might be for the best. Batfleck and Irons were the only good part of BvS.
Gavin Perez
You gotta wonder how mad James Wan and whoever they've got for the Flash movie are right now. Get hired to do Aquaman/Flash, then BvS shits the bed, WB start forcing changes on them. Finally get that shit sorted out, continue working on it, SS comes out, shits the bed too. WB are gonna force more changes on them.
Then when WW and JL come out and shit the bed again, they're probably gonna murder someone
Jose Brown
>but the world's most populous nation — and No. 2 movie market >No. 2
They got that right.
Levi Gomez
JUSTice League bombing will be the final nail in the coffin.... if WB still have the guts to release it after Wonder Woman bombed hard.
Brandon Perez
>WW This was their biggest mistake ever. There's no way a stand alone WW movie will be successful. At least Marvel knows better than making solo movies of their female characters.
Who would have ever thought that MoS would be DC's most critically acclaimed movie?
Bentley Adams
Can we get a fix!
Cap 1 is 80%
mos 55%
SS 27%
Benjamin Brooks
Depends on how Wonder Woman does, but given that the story is by Snyder, and it was also produced by him, and filming wrapped in May, it's probably going to be another flop. Given that Snyder is once again in charge of Justice League, and the trailer looks stupid and full of humor that will fall flat, likely another flop. At that point WB will give Ben his Batfleck movie and pray that he can turn the sinking ship around - but many slated films will be dropped by that point, and if batfleck solo film is a success the DCEU will be reworked around that.
Nicholas Perez
lol
Nathaniel Hall
Lmao
Cooper Lee
What did WB expect? The movie has ghosts and a katana-wielding chick with an armband depicting the rising sun.
Kevin White
>first Ghostbusters >now Shit Squad
BASED COMMIES
Nathan Nguyen
Wasn't that confirmed when they made Mandarin white?
Logan Rogers
In Faora we thrust.
Jayden Richardson
FLOPPED
Aiden Flores
She should've been WW, instead we got Ms. Skellington.
Caleb Russell
>mfw China is literally conspiring to dumb down future generations of Americans by manipulating the box office successes of capeshit to push Marvel to the top of the pile, all in preparation of the war they plan to wage 200 years from now.
Hunter Gomez
But they're dumbing down the general population in their own country just as bad, aren't they?
Cameron Parker
They don't need to, China are already subhuman.
Thomas Baker
Only the billion Chinese you can see
There's another 2 billion in Secret China, 6 miles underground
Lucas Brown
Oh. Well whatever, I'll be a Muslim by then anyway.
Thomas Nelson
lol
Adrian Johnson
>implying Americans arent already morons
Jaxon Bennett
It'll be released in China next month to help push the movie over the $2b mark
Aaron Roberts
You know reviewers are getting paid when fucking Iron Man 3 and Hulk have above 50% rating.
Chase Hernandez
>SS was sold as triumph of diversity What?
Christian Stewart
Iron Man 3 is far less shit than BvS.
Brody Turner
quads confirm Iron Man 3 is kino
Brayden Nelson
>At least Marvel knows better than making solo movies of their female characters. Captain marvel.
Jason Lee
>tfw everyone thinks IM3 is shit >think it's the best one cause of my nigga Shane Black I went in expecting a Shane Black movie, and I got a Shane Black movie. I don't know how people could have been disappointed
Hunter Walker
I'd watch that movie
Gavin Morris
IM3 should have been lethal weapon 5 with Joe Pesci as trevor/mandarin >Mr. President... I am here to teach you lesson. >They fuck you in the drive through... Okay.... They fuck you in the drive through.
Daniel Wood
>tfw everyone thinks IM3 is shit
No, that's Iron Man 2.
Parker Collins
why is china so perfect fellas
Jordan Perez
WHAT IF marvel buys DC?
Nathaniel Diaz
Chinese ""people"" are just highly evolved ants
Jackson Barnes
If there was a Power Girl movie with the right actress with HUGE TITS then it'd fucking save DC and turn everything around.
Carter Clark
>Japanese character with a sword that steals souls
What did they expect? Are they dumb? Of course it was gonna got banned.
Christian Brooks
I knew this shit was gonna flop the moment I saw that they used that reddit "MAMMA MIA MAMMA MIA" reddit song in the trailer
Gabriel Martinez
DCuck detected
Joseph Long
Keep telling yourself that
Thomas Jenkins
who could take on such a role?
Leo Cox
man, I wish Elle would get comically large bolt-on titties
Charles Myers
The Chinks are co-financing a movie where Matt Damon saves the great wall. They don't give a fuck about SJW horseshit.
Cameron Rogers
...
Dylan Hall
Kek. Astute observation, user.
Matthew Watson
damn
Adrian Wright
>DC fans will actually say this
Wyatt Morales
An apology thread is needed.
Xavier Long
Absolute worst case scenario, if this flops and JL and WW under-perform (I can't see either of them flopping), they may just scrap the films they've lined up for Flash, Cyborg, Aquaman etc and finish off with a Batfleck solo for an easy 1b+. Then they'll start over again.