Early sexual experiences thread

>early sexual experiences thread

penis in vacuum

>be 12
>using dial up internet at grandparents' house while on summer vacation
>jacking off
>aunt walks in to ask if she can use the phone
>catches me jacking off

i've been caught masturbating dozens of times since the age of 10

>be 10
>sister asks me to take photos of her
>k
>go into her room
>she's naked
Didn't know what I was seeing, just knew I was supposed to like it.
>took photos
>she encourages me to lay next to her

I then forgot everything else. Just remember the mercenary position and cowgirl. And our MacGyver condom made out of cellophane and painter's tape.

You "forgot" everything else, because none of this happened.

what is the mercenary position?

asking for a friend

>be 8
>mum has mum friends
>daughter who is 9
>set up tv in bedroom so they can drink wine, talk about tupperware in a kid free zone
>late night telly
>fallatio-implied.jpeg
>"hey user that looks like fun"
>"yeh ambrosea, lets try it out"
>"feels good user"
>still remember taste, best pussy i ever ate
>she does back to me
>feels good man
>implied-sex.png
>try that
>yes 8yos can get erection, 9yos get wet
>don't consider sex cos i don't remember actually putting in all way
>she told me to stop cos she preferred being licked
>kept up whenever we met each-other on/off for few years

sort of like doggy but when you finish you shoot them in the back of the head

...

If you're gonna make some shit up then atleast finish it and try to make it convincing.

You were 10 not retarded you would never forget fucking your sister.

He would if he somehow found it traumatic and surpassed it.
But yeah, seems kinda fake.

Surpassed?
Suppressed*

As someone who had two slutty sisters, you'd be surprised of the kind of shit siblings do
Degeneracy is more common that you think

Seems quite possible to me

I was gender non-conforming, but not by my own choice. During elementary school, my dad was poor and couldn't buy new clothes, so all my clothes were hand-me-downs from my older sister and pink, ratty, used clothes from a garage sale. To make matters worse, my mom made me have long curly hair because she thought it looked cute, and twice my dad bought me a pink bicycle that couldn't change gears. Everyone outside of my classroom routinely thought I was a girl. The teachers didn't let me into the boys bathroom once because of my appearance, and had to clarify my gender with my dad over the phone. They even sent me home twice because they didn't like what I was wearing (but that was more to do with the rattiness than the gender of the clothing). The students and the teachers just didn't like me. The teachers had a lot of contempt towards my parents, and let the kids bully me whenever they wanted. In my opinion, my clothes were normal, and I didn't assign a gender to them until someone gendered me at school. Despite that though, I still found it validating when someone outside my class thought I was female.

Let's just say my two sisters had an ''oral fixation''

I've shared the stories about a million times on Sup Forums

but people without slutty sisters just dont understand

Once more. Maybe twice if I can remember the details, as these nay-sayers seems to decline everything unless I tell every detail.
>be 5-ish
>hanging out in sister's room
>do you want to see the place god doesn't want you to see?
>sure
She shows her vageen
>end up basically fingering her
For some reason I thought it was a sticker. I was a pretty dumb kid.

Lol k

>you would never forget fucking your sister
You're assuming. Also, if I wouldn't forget, then how did I forget?

Something like that.

this isnt an early sexual experience user

also lovely blog post

>mercenary position

For the sole purpose of eating rations

So your sister was kind of pedo, was there a creepy uncle/aunt in the mix or something?
Also not knowing exactly what a vagina is at 5 years old, doesn't make you dumb, it just makes you 5 years old.

Well shit. Meant missionary.

Not really a pedo. She was four years older than me. Had an aunt that was very clingy, but nothing sexual happened.

I'm constantly made fun of for not being a sexual genius by 10. I didn't even know the word 'vagina' until I was 13.

>I didn't even know the word 'vagina' until I was 13.
Did you grow up in the bible belt or something?

I was 5 years old and on a kiddie Tee Ball team.
One day, while in line at the Tee, the girl in front of me turns around. She was beautiful. (At least in my 5year old eyes) I was taken aback.
I thought I was "in love with her".
Turns out, her parents knew my parents and not long after, her family comes over for dinner with her and her brother.

We play in my little cardboard castle and I tell her she's pretty.
Next thing I know, her brother tells us to go in my closet and she asks me to to lick her pussy.

Nothing much else happened. Never saw her again after the season was over.

kek

My mom never signed the sex ed permission slip. Never had friends. Didn't even learn anything from sister. Basically all of my knowledge came from the internet.

Why didn't your mom sign that slip, was she against you knowing basic human biology?

I have no idea. Never asked. She sucked at the whole parenting thing. Never taught me anything. Then blamed me for being a failed human.

Funny how much trust we put in our elders, when they're just as full of shit as we are.

That sucks user, did you at least catch up on your own later on?

you just read too many porn manga.
and you have no sisters.

Nothing to share but I've always wanted my mum to walk in on me whilst I'm masturbsting and me to shoot my load everywhere just as she walks in so she sees it spraying everywhere.

I want to see her reaction whether she's disgusted or if she looks a. It turned on

When I was 10 I was babysat by my mom's best friend. She had a daughter who was 7 or 8 and we would play together, bathe together, and sleep in the same bed. One day we were walking around the pasture and she wanted to go to a clump of trees on the other side of the fence. We went over there and sat in the shade. She said she saw her mom and dad the night before, naked. She wanted to try something they did because it looked like fun. She has me pull my pants off and put my dick in her mouth. She licked it and sucked on it and licked my balls. She said her dad pinched his dick and rubbed it while her mom was sucking on it and stuff came out. I tried to get my fingers in there and give her room to suck but there wasn't enough dick to fo both. As she slid it back into her mouth i git the idea to grab her head and move it back and forth over her lips. That felt good, and my dick got tingly and hard, it also grew. That's what my dad's thing did she said. She took her pants off and pointed at her holes. She said my daddy stuck his thing down there and kept stabbing at it. Two holes, tried the top one and my dick slid in. I started moving it back and forth and she grinned. Mommy was right, that does feel good. We did that all day, until her mom called us for dinner. We got dressed and walked to the house. We talked about telling her mom what we did and good it felt but she told me her dad told her she shouldn't be watching mommy and daddy so maybe we should keep quiet. I saw wisdom in that, adults seemed to take shit wrong all time and spank you for their stupidity as a result. After dinner we went to her room to play and then bathtime. We were naked and my pee pee got hard again. We were alone so she sat on my dick and started moving up and down. This made the water splash and her mom told us to stop splashing. We almost got caught. That night when we went to bed we figured out how to play again and did it till we fell asleep.

I don't know. I guess I know as much as the next guy. Haven't been intimate sense my sister. So I have no idea how much I know.

>be around 6
>was friends with a girl who was one year younger than me
>parents are friends, we spend lots of time together
>can't remember how it happened, but we made a game out of undressing in front of each other
>both had no idea what was happening, only that it was wrong
>went on for a few months
>one day almost get caught pulling our pants down together
>never did it a again after that
>saw that girl a few days ago for the first time in years
>we didn't talk much
>wondered if she still remembers

When I was 14 I worked at a shitty restaurant, I would sneak into the broom closet and look through the cracks into the bathroom while waitresses peed, made too much noise one time and got caught, this chick Sarah in her 20s walked out the door with her pussy still out and grabbed my by the hand smiling. Took me into the bathroom and blew me good. Still think about that moment to get off today

stale pasta is stale

>what is the mercenary position?
It's a mercy fuck for a sad, pathetic fag

>When I was 10 I was babysat by my mom's best friend. She had a daughter who was 7 or 8

Yet another FAKE and GAY story.

At 6, at most 7, everyone already feels shameful about showing their sexual equipment, and quite a hard number of circumstances are required to make at least thinkable some kind of "experiment". Add in the fact that watching own parents having sex is quite a bit of a trauma,which leads to a number of nasty consequences of which one of the least probable is trying to do the same thing (but this is only known to those studying psychology -- to non-educated fagets, Freud was a mere old pervert).

Only braindamaged porn addicts may believe your pedostories, where a 7-8yo manages to show an incredibly high level of observation, annotation, willpower, courage, and other adultlike things.

>tldr, you're the usual pedofag pestering Sup Forums threads

Similar thing.6/7 Parents where working on painting houses. Was with the daughter of the people living there and we where in her parents bedroom. She keeps saying i'm a girl, said she wanted to pretend i had just died and we where in a desert so she could fucking pee on me. So she ended up standing over me with her pussy out n stuff. Nwadays she'd be right. Or back then i guess

>At 6, at most 7, everyone already feels shameful about showing their sexual equipmen
Not true. We used to "show" in my neighborhood routinely.

underraped posit

>At 6, at most 7, everyone already feels shameful

except in barbaric tribes like Center African ones, or USA

>Tfw no greentext

i wasn't young but the first woman to see my dick after i hit puberty was a doctor and she made a comment about the size that haunts me to this day

OK I'll 'bite" What was the comment.

Wow user, this penis is so small it's scientifically fascinating how is even possible!

unprompted, she said "don't worry about your size, boys keep growing into their 20s" which i interpreted as "as of right now, it's small"

Fucking rekt

kek

The next day my dick hurt, so did her hole. We got dressed and limped out to the front room. Her mom asked what was wrong, we said we had cramps from climbing those trees yesterday. She told us to eat something and then we could go rest. We went back to bed and laid there. I touched my dick and I liked it, but not too hard. She touched her hole and it hurt. I touched her other one and she said she liked it, so I played with her butthole, and she played with mine. Towards lunchtime the pains stopped and she saif her pussy felt good again. We went back out to the trees and played again but it started hurting pretty quick so we just played with sticks. The days when I stayed at my house came and we were apart for 3 days. When I came back she had a secret she was bursting to tell me. We ran out to the trees and she said her hole didn't hurt anymore and she found something to put in it that felt good to make sure. She also wstched her mom and dad again and her dad did something with his mouth around her mom's hole. She took off her pants and I put my face down there. I rubbed my face around and poked my nose at her hole which she liked but when I licked her she said that feels good. She told me her dad put his thing in her mom's mouth while he had his face down there so I took off my pants and did that. It took a while to get the logistics down but when we got everything situated it felt amazing.

Did it keep growing?

a bit

Shut the fuck up.

How in hell did she ever think that would be comforting to you?
Also as a doctor, she should know about growers and showers.

U are a hero

I guess I'm one of the rare dudes whose penis was only seen in very early infancy and only by mom because diaper reasons.

I clearly remember changing my swimsuit at 5.

I only had to show my peen to a male medic for about two seconds (no touching involved) at 18, because military examination - and it happened 31 years ago. I skipped military service, thus avoiding the major risk.

To date, being KHV, I managed to be able to never show my bonger to anyone other.

And fuck yes, I'm 49, and except those two embarassing seconds in January 1986, I've never shown my penor to anyone.

KHV?

KiloHectaVirgin

It's metric.

Kissless, handholdless.

>be 13
>have first girlfriend
>she asks to see dick
>send pic
>she shows all her friends
>they make fun of me for the next 5 years for being small

Kissing Herpes Virus

kissless hugless virgin, you newfag who can't triforce.

I used to jack off my dog and then it led to letting him fuck my ass. my parents caught me humping one day. We gave the dog away.

If you wanted that to be metric, it would be KiloHectoVirgin.
Oh right, I hadn't seen that abbreviation before.
So a cold sore virgin, that must suck.
Triforcing hasn't been relevant for years now, also >newfag
No u!

Fuck these threats, like anyone in here has had sex!
Sage & Ragequit

That's fucked up

Kek did it ever nut in you?

Teen girls can be pure evil.

Good that's animal abuse. Fucking perve

Had a cunt stretched over my head once.

Met the lady later on. Meh.

How old did you start jacking? 7 here

>be me
>15 years old
>at school, boring day, 35°C
>wild sexy female friend called Thalia walks into the classroom.
>I was alone, it was recess. I have never been a fucking normie.
>She's also bored. She talks to me, sits by my side and doesn't stop laughing because of something I don't fucking know.
>She shows me her glorious boobs off and asks me if I like that.
>I was fucking impressed haha, I started to touch them.
>She sat on my lap and I fingered her.
>I went home so fucking horny that day.

Nothing else happened till our last year in high school, I fucked her that time.

Pic related.

My first sexual encounter was as a sophomore in high school. It was actually the day after school was out for summer. I was walking into town to get a slurpee. It was a ritual that started 2 years before. I passed the house of my friend Kelly and walked out to the street to see me. I told him where I was going and he said he had to watch his little brother so he couldn't go. I felt a little guilty leaving but I would be back real quick then we could play video games. He thought that was cool and gave me money to get him and his brother a slurpee too. When I got back with the slurpees his little brother disappeared with his and left us alone. We sat on the couch talking and stuff then he said he wsnted to show me something. It was a magazine he found in the neighbor's trash that morning. It showed men putting their dicks in other men's mouths and assholes. I got rock hard. He told me he wanted to try doing those things and I was game. We got naked, and I played with his dick. He wanted to put it in my mouth so I let him. When he came it tasted good. He asked if I wanted to do it to him, I tolf him to get on top of me and we could suck each other's dick at the same time. That worked well. After that we flipped over and I was on top. He liked being on the bottom, he said he liked feeling trapped. We spent 3 hours just sucking eachother's dicks until they hurt too much to bear it, and we wanted to do it more, but it hurt.

Teen boys can be pure faggots.

She wants to see his D.
He just sends a pic.
Man, he totally deserved the outcome.

"wild girl shows to an autistic sperglord".

Yes, it's the usual basementdwelling neckbeard fantasizing.

>It showed men putting their dicks in other men's mouths and assholes

Sounds like some Jew just said "Mission accomplished".

...

We got together every day for the rest of the summer. We tried the butt stuff and got that down real good. I explored his liking to be trapped, he also liked being spanked. I wrapped him in a blanket so only his head was sticking out and fucked his mouth for 2 hours. I unwrapped him and he begged me to fuck his ass. I couldn't, my dick wouldn't get hard. So he found a screwdriver with a fat handle on it and asked me to put that in. I lubed it and eased it in his ass then shoved his dick in my mouth and fucked his ass with a screwdriver. He grabbed my head and shived his dick down my throat so I rammed the screwdriver handle deeper and harder. When he came it was buckets. We went on like that all through high school and after. It wasn't till he went to college that we didn't fuck anymore, and we both switched to women. We only ever went gay with each other.

...

It is the only sexual position that is degrading to both the man and the woman.

>be me
>young enough to still be in day care
>care provider has daughter, G
>I think my age? maybe older? I'm a fucking kid, idk.
>in basement with G
>running around and shit
>"user look here"
>pants are down shirt is up
>wait, where is her dick?
>"show me yours user"
>peepee is freefree
>"Ok, come over here now"
>she lays down on a piece of furniture
>"lay on top of me"
>is it bath nap time? why are we naked again?
>30 seconds of skin on skin
>"why are we doing this, G? is this grown-up stuff?"
>She jumps out from under me and runs upstairs
>Soon my mom picks me up
>Yells a lot about finding new daycare
>G told her carelady/mom I was making her do things with genitals
>got kicked out of the daycare

That about as close to sex as a before-boners child can get.

fake and gay

my aunt caught me jerking off and decided it was a good idea to ask me a million questions about it

You are either 14, or a moron and if you really are studying psychology then do yourself a favour and drop out now.

>8 years old
>camping with a big group
>mom and dad, most of the adults get sloppy drunk at the campfire
>bed time
>mom and dad in their shared sleeping bag next to mine, they keep mumbling and giggling
>wish they would shut up
>eventually they do
>i roll over and find myself facing my mom's naked ass hanging out of their sleeping bag
>apparently she was blowing my dad when they both passed out
>so much hair wtf
>not thinking much about it, I reach out and feel where her balls should be, wondering if they're buried in hair ir something
>feel something floppy and wet
>yank my finger back thinking I stuck it up her ass and got it covered in poop
>doesn't smell like poop
>she mumbles and moves a little, spreading her legs wider
>i find a flashlight and turn it on, look at my finger, look at mom and dad
>they're both dead to the world, my dad's limp dick resting against her nose
>keep looking and feeling around mom's crotch, find the slippery hole and a rubbery bump
>mom mumbles a couple times and shifts, but only makes it easier to get at her squishy bits
>my penis is so hard it kind of hurts, i look at dad's gigantic hairy wang, think about when our dog was caught fucking the neighbor's dog, wheels turning in my head

>before-boners
Aaaand you're full of shit. Anybody with a son knows kids pop boners from day one.

except when he has a serious ED problem from day one till today.

Well, obviously. I mean before consistent stimuli-driven hormone boners. Those started when I was like 6. I don't remember hard-ons before that.

Aaaaaaand it actually happened. The next daycare knew about it from the first and kicked me out after I "pantsed" a kid younger than me (a move a learned from TV) for fear I had a pattern of behavior.

Fair cop.

I walked in on my friend's older sister doing makeup when I was 12. She was naked and perfect but at that moment I needed to pee. She didn't freak out or even skip a beat, I went and peed. Aferwards I watched her, she looked like s goddess. She noticed my lustful gaze and said I could touch any where I wanted if she could touch my dick. I suddenly realized it was still out and hard as diamonds. She had me stand behind her and she rubbed her buttcheeks against my dick, spreading her legs so it would rub her wet pussy. I was going to grab her tits but decided i wanted to feel her pussy more. I wrapped my arms around her waist and cupped her pubic area. I felt the tip of my dick and touched it. That changed it's angle sufficiently to allow it to enter her vagina. She arched her back and bent over so I would penetrate deeper. We fell into rhythm and my hands worked there way to her tits while she masturbated. I came after she did, the muscle pressure drove me over. She kissed me and thanked me for being so nice. I asked why she let me in inthe first place. She said she thought I just wanted to see her naked and was really creepy about asking but the desperation in my eyes told her It do or die time and I wasn't creeping on her. Afterwards when I did, the fact that she was enough to make me forget my dick was out made her horny.

that relly hot

tldr;
green text version please

My ex asked this question once, and when I told her that I never masturbated in life.. She went bonkers. She kept asking me question after question..

"You never masturbated? Why?"
"Did you try?"
"Everyone does, why can't you?"
"Everyone knows that not all girls masturbate, but everyone knows that all guys masturbate. Didn't you know?"

So you are frigid?

I'm in a BDSM lifestyle, not sure if that makes me frigid (yet)

How old was she?

>just damaged
as long as you remember that adopting a lifestyle that supports unhealthy behavior is a bad idea, and paraphilias are psychological diseases that prevent you from having a healthy social life.

Yea but when did you get dicked down, tranny.
Was it someone who mistook you for your sister.

so hodd

>still talking like a retard man child
>my ding ding go bing bing

>put finger in ass on accident
>felt good
>put on gay porn
>grabbed dads condom
>put on ice cream scoop
>put scoop in ass
>holyshit.jpeg
>feels amazing
Kek