Prometheus is the worst thing ever made by a human

Prometheus is the worst thing ever made by a human.

And ironically humans are the worst thing ever made by a Prometheus

Was about to fucking post this. God damn.

I just watched BvS for the first time and it was much worse.

Public education everyone

P O E T R Y

>tfw Ridley Scott thinks he can make a good sequel
yeaa I have no hypes for the sequel. More interested in the Aliens sequel with Sigourney (just as long as Ridley doesn't cancel that since he is a producer on the film and the director can't start filming that until Prometheus 2 gets released wew).

Nah man your mom did when she decided to keep the baby

Wrong, this is.

>Sam Neill
kek what does that guy do anyway nowadays?

>go through the trouble of plastering Guy Pearce in Old Biff makeup because they had previously filmed flashback scenes of him as a younger man
>cut those scenes
>Guy Pearce is now in distractingly bad prosthetics for no reason

Bravo Ridley!

It had super cutie Rapace. She was pretty much the only reason I watched it.

Came here to post this.

>Liked the premise, "What if you meet God, and he hates you."
>Liked the opening...
...Pretty much everything was okay until they landed - and everyone and everything went full retard for two hours. (Plus the "old fug prosthetic make-up for no damned reason.")

If they don't explain that everyone was suffering from brain damage due to faulty hypersleep capsule prototypes in the first five minutes of the sequel, I'm leaving the theater.

Prometheus is the only film I've came close to walking out on, it was fucking awful. Like the BvS laptop scene levels of cringe, except for 2 solid hours

prometheus is utter class you fucking plebeians

literally sick of you retards unable to grasp the brilliance of it

That's not true, I was made by a human.

>t. someone who probably thinks Neon Genesis Evangelion is deep

Tell us about that brilliance, babby.

>Ask friend who saw the movie in an advance screening what they thought of it
>They invoke PHANTOM MENACE as a comparison knowing full well the weight of such a comparison means

It was then I knew I was in trouble

I actually liked it

it was a pretty enjoyable monster movie with some interesting sci fi ideas that could have been used better. its a 6 or 7/10 movie. if its the worst movie youve seen you are doing pretty good.

>worst thing made by humans

That would be Fant4stic. There is nothing good to be said about it.

Who created humans?

Pretty much these.

It was good wasn't it?

I could watch it again ...


we came from space, you know it

me too, went in without expectations (didn´t even know it was an alien movie) and was positively surprised

>be space researcher
>gets cucked by ayy lmao squid
>dies

>Prometheus is the worst thing ever made by a human
Why would your mother name you Prometheus, OP?

>people don't like having their comic book 'lore' invalidated
>people don't like a 50s pulp scifi throwback aesthetic
>people can't follow a visual narrative
>people don't even recognise all the greek mythology references
>people hate christian themes

>be horror survival genre
>everybody dies because if you´d have no deaths in horror everybody would notice how fucking retarded and boring that shit is

10/10

I think you mean modern DC movies

Average film by itself, entertaining enough to fill a wednesday evening if nothing good is on TV

Utterly disgusting rape of the Alien franchise and everything it stands for. Giger is still rotating in his genital filled grave.

As much as it's an average as fuck movie, aesthetically it's super comfy.

This so much, and as a biologist I was very triggered by that retarded talking with the alien

The script was absolutely abysmal and i really didn't care for it, but its miles away from the worst movie ever.