Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=dkFnLj4Nkz4
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tart
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Bless Kyouko

カラミチーマス

INC

It's hot

...

this one

Shiro claimed.
Fuckings mods, why delete?

That's a good one.

Woooo, 2 cj bans in a row

It's not

Claiming best girl

(Shiro)
>You really fail at everything.
Pls tell me something I don't know already.

Maybe heresy was the key all along.

Why is Kyouko claiming in the OP? you know how that works out.

let's do something I'm bored

But i did get it before too

The manuscript 4Q120 is a Septuagint manuscript of the biblical Book of Leviticus. The Rahlfs-No. is 802. Palaoegraphycally is dating from the first century BCE. Currently the manuscript is housed in the Rockefeller Museum in Jerusalem.

jealous?

Lain Claimed

The reason she was taking off her clothes was because she felt that it would reduce the static electricity on her, which is important when messing with delicate electronics.
What time is comfy for you to post? Now I'm curious about that since I don't recall you having a regular post time.

okay

cringe chibi
rem is literal waifu bait and shes dead irl
is she a pirate? wtf
pedo
troll
nice choice
i didnt like that anime
hello taiga2
wtf is she eating?
>glasses
>who?
seasonal slut

good afternoon everyone

someone desperately needs attention

ok
ok

You wouldn't insult a waifu for having a wheelchair

I wouldn't mind having a cute girl undress and build my computer.

Uhh.. Thanks..

According to Shiro I do.

I'm sure there must be some service where you can pay a cute girl with computer knowledge to dress like that and build your computer. Probably.

>18y old Konata, pedo
>6y old dragon, nice claim

The only possible reason to wear an eyepatch is being a pirate. Got it.

wow I never knew taiga was such a jerk

idk if I wanna be friends with a person like that...

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cutie
I used to wear an eyepatch for like 10 years

Some kind of tart i think

hey Konata. doing well?

Been here since early August.

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I have a feeling that's out of my price range.
Just have to find one, and seduce her into doing it for free.

I wonder if this invader will find me, or if he'll give up

Any love for Fire Emblem here?

Yeah, it's totally because of that.

hey cutie, I'm well

are you?

I'd be afraid of her catching a cold, that could end up really dangerous for all of mankind if the internet caught a virus.
>comfy time
I usually just claim when I have the time regardless of the hour, but usually around midnight here is a pretty good time to post. Great people online.

I didn't like you attitude.

Always a pleasure. What else would you like to know about?

What's inside a black hole?

Nice to see you agree

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My hopes and dreams.

I'm alright, yeah. just stopping in to say hi.

hi.

I wish you luck in your endeavors.

Hmmm, I see. Shame that your midnight and mine don't go together.

eks d

It's because you keep on getting the name and girl slightly wrong; pic related.

Reimu claimed.

It's been a rough few days, lads. I went to see the Flaming Lips on Tuesday and broke my molar in half. Had to have a three-hour dental procedure done the next day and the antibiotics I'm taking make me sick.

On the upside I've got Lortabs and medical marijuanas.

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hi

doing anything else tonight?

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Claim

>eks d
eks d

Nice to see you agree

Claimed

Claim someone better -_-

Meant for

nah. I gotta make biscuits for dinner in a bit, which is... boring. but it's working with pickled jalapenos, so I get to wear gloves.
you?

What have you all eaten today? I didn't pack lunch...

Ironic because Lilith eats a shit ton in canon

I'm claiming the best -_-
that sounds nice, but why biscuits and jalapenos?
soup every day

Lucina claimed

I does seem you're active around that time though, or was that just the last few days?

Life is pain.
Are you new here?

How's it going today?

they're biscuits with jalapenos in them.
you ever had the cheesy biscuits from red lobster? it's like that. but jalapenos.

I'm the worst -_-

Nothing

A glass of strawberry milk... in fairness, it's a really large glass.

Fire Emblem! Yes!

Though I find her kind of generic... She's alright!

I took the most underrated FE character

cute
you didn't mention cheese :o

that sounds better, I've never been to red lobster tho
You're the best

eat -_-

The best milk

I'm at SOUP

I'm not -_-

I will -_-

It depends on how swamped I am at work, since i'm pretty sure I'm at work when you're clock is at midnight.
I've been getting progressively busier these days, and with that I will actually sign off for the day.
If you want, you can add me on discord, easier to get a hold of me there: Not Purge#6666

yeah. jalapeno biscuits with cheese. and jalapeno.
they do biscuits there, with cheese. no jalapeno though.

Forgot a pic

who is this?
what will you eat? :o
sounds nice, I like regular biscuits with a little honey

are you making these alone? or for a group?

Nothing. Except my stomach does what stomachs do, and eat away your insides to supply your body with proper nutrients.

It really is. I probably should eat actual food though.

never been all that big on honey.

me, some family. small group, but good food is nice to have now and then.

>Not Purge#6666
Checked.

in elementary school we got to get honey from the bees

special occasion?

Lilith, Fire Emblem Fates (all 3 versions)

that sounds fun, actually. in elementary school I got stung by bees.

nah, just dinner. just felt like making some good food, you know?

Food probably

The bees are more scared of you than you of them :(

I see, that's nice then, I never had family dinners
what food? -_-

Idk -_-

nope just discussing waifus like the rules say.
ok
i would any day of the week
LITERALLY who the fuck is that?
yep strange world
yep. its not a fashion statement
what?
doesnt mean rem is ANYTHING other than a way to trick virgins into loving waifu bait.
whys that?

You're forgetting that the bees are willing to die for their cause.
There's usually more than a couple of them too.

I stepped in one of them underground wasp things when I was a kid. I jumped in the ocean and swam most of the way home.

youtube.com/watch?v=dkFnLj4Nkz4

you need to leave them be ;-;

wasps are evil though
eat me -_-

Define "Waifu bait"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tart

Here

I didn't see the tiny hole, they stung me like 10 times before I got to the water ;-;

These were defending their little hole, but they're usually not too nice.

All I see is his reply bait.
Did 2b get the discord thing going yet?

Evening s-mug

>not satanica

And all I see is a way to get out of answering a question.

Hi taiga

Sorry, your "Waifu bait" reply wasn't to me, different Taiga.
It's wonderful having someone using your pictures and filenames.

Dumb chuuni you cannot rely on.

Oh. I should've noticed that you actually use capital letters. 2B is most likely asleep right now.

Rin claimed.

She's been alone in space for seven years. She needs a hug god dammit.

>Are you new here?
Not at all.