When u eat spaguetti, would u rather put butter on it or mayonnaisse?

When u eat spaguetti, would u rather put butter on it or mayonnaisse?

Tomato sauce, olives, anchovies, capers.

Ketchup and a black pepper

None of those options sound very appetizing.
Why not make a good tomato sauce or something?

Make it into donuts for quick meals at work

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What kind of fucking monster would put mayo on spaghetti

Europe - They put mayo on everything.
Even at McDonald's you have the choice between mustard and mayo, there is no ketchup.

hotdogs

Hey fuck off, I'm European and I'd never dream of putting mayo on pasta.
Also we do have ketchup in McDonalds, but who wants to eat that imitation food?

Annoying troll, to be sure, but does remind me to say YES more often. Texanon here, was in London, stopped at bar, special on chalkboard was Nachos's. Uh huh. Several Bombardiers later, ordered them. Basically Doritos with canned chili. BUT, bartender says, in all seriousness, as it must be the local custom to want this, "Would you like mayonnaise with that?". I was too gape-jaw aghast to say yes, and I regret it to this day.

>put butter on it or mayonnaisse?

Neither, just kechup.

Please, I've been to Europe, I know the truth.

I ordered nachos in china last year and got fucking cornflakes with diced tomatoes

Londoner here and nachos fan (mainly because Murican gf). Never heard of mayo on nachos.

>Europe is one country

Italianon here.
Butter is ok, absolutely no mayo

I'm from here though, also Europe is a collection of different countries with different food cultures.

Ever heard of a little thing called the European Union?
Why would anyone go outside that? Seriously, who would go to fucking Poland or Russia or some shit like that?
Yeah, maybe they don't have mayo there, but let's be real, they barely have food at all. All they eat are potatoes with weird shit.

Could have been an outlier sort of thing - the pub was full of French fags and tourists, so not anyone's local by any means. Plus side, they were giving away little footballs with every six Bombardiers choked down.

Im from Europe I don't even like mayo

Olive oil. Ketchup is for children and retards..

Recipe for ketchup:
Tomatoes
Vinegar
5kgs of sugar

Disgusting!

Poland is part of the European union, which by the way is a trade agreement, not a federation.
All of the food you like is basically based on European food you mong.

Italian food - best
french food - good
spanish food - good
German food - sausages
Uk food - shit

Everyone knows Ketchup is supposed to be used for eating steaks.

I'm from America trust me I'm an expert.

>talking about food
>i'm from america i'm an expert

>full english breakfast
>anything but delicious

Don't user, I don't have the ingredients and thinking about that is torture.

Hell, beans, eggs, toast, bacon, sausage and a good cup of coffee will do

You forgot the black pudding user.

I can do without that tbh

I love it, it's an integral part of a full english breakfast for me.