Hi user hope you're having a good day. Mine is good so far thinking about taking a nap

Hi user hope you're having a good day. Mine is good so far thinking about taking a nap

Had a great day, thank you user, have a good one you too.

Is this the thread where anons on Sup Forums pretend that they are actually human??

Today I accidentally caught my dick in a vacuum cleaner

Sounds like it's going well for you too then! Today I found out that Miller High Life is an amazing laxative. Been pissing out my ass all day today.

I have psychosis with a delusional disorder
Crippling social anxiety
Dropping out of college
My day is shit
Im going to fucking kill myself

i love dogs

Almost got into an accident today because somebody couldn't decide if they wanted to leave their driveway or let me pass first.

That's because you're a good boy.

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bless

omg that dog is cute as fuck

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i'm a grown man and this is having me on the verge of tears

Everyone on Sup Forums is on the verge of tears anyways

"... like a doll's eyes." -- Quint

Then why the fuck would you start a thread? Cocksucker.

Op here, I said I was thinking about napping not saying i am right this moment :p

wtf im the real op

I am Spartacus.

impasta