What does a girls butthole taste like?

What does a girls butthole taste like?

It tastes like a butthole.

it tastes just like my butthole

shit

salty but it's really soft
truth is its more enojable to get your butt eaten by a chick that u doing it to her.

semen

Shit

Nothing if you dank little faggots actually get with women who possess a basic sense of hygiene.

Like shit

Like warm apple pie

same like guys butthole OP

If it's clean it tastes like skin. If it's not.... well you know

Lick your finger and run it down the crack of your ass.
Make sure to get in there nice and deep like.
Now take your finger and stick it in your mouth.
There's the answer to your question.

Sweet like candy

If she is clean down there and i never had a different experience it rly has no taste. Just like the rest of the body.

copper penny

heaven

all yall niggas eatin ass but this freaks you out

This is truth. My girl loves havin her ass eaten out while she sucks me off from 69 position.
Just recently got her into letting me finger her ass.

Yeah, I fucking love to get rimjobs

... How do you reach her ass from a 69? What is she like 8?

Like their lips if you're drunk enough

No, I'm 6'2
She just gets right up on my dick and I just reach my head forward and eat away.

She's also into face sitting, and hotdogging me while she's in doggy position.

This right here....

yep...

It tastes fairly shitty...

like a mouthful of old dirty pennies

it tastes like this. when this happens.

Fuck off manlet

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Skittles

>6"3
>ok

Friendo you would literally need to take at least three showers daily to not have your butthole taste like butthole.

Girls don't fucking poop virgins, ffs

Like skin but a little more salty. Unless she has poor hygiene.

Are you serious right now? This thread is plagued with retards who have never done the shit they said, or anything with a woman for that matter.

holy that is hot

Butternut squash.

Thats why you both shower prior to getting freaky....duh.

Hessen right.

I was a little scared to lick my wife's ahole. But for real it tastes like nothing. And I- for myself- enjoy licking aholes more than pussys

You ride the short bus, don't you?

Assholes taste sweet

Not like what comes out of it.

salty milk and coins

ive had both tastie clean ass and dirty shit ass
shit ass taste just like it sounds like shit
i gave this whore a taste of her own medicine and shoved my tongue down her throat loaded with shit FUCK HER and HER DIRTY ASS
as for the clean sweet ass its like nothing else as its a joy have the ability to do something so iffy and come up clean THESE KINDA BITCHES R TOP NOTCH

It's not like a shitty ass isn't detectable before you place your tongue on it, fuck.
So that shitmouth you got is on you for not giving a sniff before sitting down to eat.

I've personally never had shit ass
I've had not-the-cleanest ass
Wasn't that bad
But clean ass is a dream.

What kinda argument is this, are you 14? Fuck outa here newfaggot

Eaten my wifes ass out hundreds of times, she cleans well, tastes like skin, but different I guess, It doesn't taste like shit unless they cant clean. Its nice.

i was beyond excited
ok
GEEZ
lolz

look at the dildo tho, pretty sure it's covered in green poop

right to the pint :) 10/10

Heaven

Skin and sweat. It's less flavorful than pussy

Found the virgin

Skin and sweat. If she's dirty af poop.

Assuming it's clean, like it should be if youre rimming a bitch, very neutral. No real flavor, even tonguing it's neutral to nothing

get rekt virgin

take your arm, dab poo on it, then wipe it off with a tissue, and then tongue your arm
like that

If some bitch could lick 'my' asshole from a 69, I'd be pretty fucking impressed.

Moar?

kill yourself

If she wasn't a Chinese cartoon, and real, how would she taste?

They can its not hard. Your is just probably smelly. Actually you have to talk to girls first. I would be impressed if you could get a girl to talk to you

its enough if you use a bidet
also lardass spotted
if you dont eat like 3 people you dont have to shit that often

More or less like happiness

user calling user a kissless virgin, Nothing to see here.

>if you dont eat like 3 people you dont have to shit that often
Retard Logic.
I've dated women who were vegetarians and they shit a lot.. It's all about fiber intake

It honestly depends on how hot she is

This nigga right here.

Shower before and after if you plan on doing anything oral related

no its not piggy
every thin friend of mine doesnt shit more then once a day, a vegetarian one only like once a week (but hes pretty anorexic)
i shit every 1-3 days
for my fat friends its normal to shit twice or even trice a day
>yes we talked about that one time, but just because the vegetarian said he only shits like once a week

meme harder

trips proofed my point
no get your camera and a timestamp and post your man-boobs

This. A little dirty at first, but then pennies.

poo

What if she's 8? are you jealous?

Like a penny.

Why do girl buttholes smell so much better? I was with my girlfriend all day yesterday, there's no way she couldn't have shit at least once. Yet somehow when we fucked and i fingered her asshole my finger came out smelling like literally nothing. How?

Tastes like skin.

to be fair I like both.

>Why does my buttholes smell bad?
because you dont clean yourself properly
>Yet somehow when we fucked and i fingered her asshole my finger came out smelling like literally nothing. How?
she cleans herself properly
>all day yesterday, there's no way she couldn't have shit at least once.
lardass spotted...
again

>What does a girls butthole taste like?

Like old pennies soaked in milk.

Virgin buttholes taste like old Canadian pennies soaked in milk.

They shave.
Ever since I started shaving my butt, wiping/cleaning has been a breeze. Fuck evolution that gave us ass hair.

>all day
>no way she couldn't have shit at least once
>at least once
>day
>at least

How do you shave your asshole? Just squat over mirror or what?

Fuck user, stop projecting all over the thread. It's fucking sad. Can't even talk about female butt holes around here without this guy shoveling salt.

Flesh.

Don't eat an ass that hasn't just been thoroughly washed.

It tastes like her farts smell.

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Kek

obviously you've never seen jurassic park... or had an erection

Depends. She knows soap?

I'm not that hairy to begin with, but I just do it in the shower.
Just squat, lather, shave & rinse. Don't need a mirror to feel where it's smooth or not. Usually do the balls and shaft too while I'm there too. Only takes a few extra minutes

Spice. Really.
>Never been interested in buttholes.
>First gf start asking for anal.
>Second gf act like a crazy bitch when I touched her butthole while eating pussy out. Still not interested on it.
>with actual gf. 3 weeks without seen each other. Pasionate sex, one of our bests times.
>bite her neck from behind, super horny and start going down pass butthole and go for pussy. She starts to moan kike crazy. Open eyes and see wet anus.
>God! I wanna like it so bad. Go for it.
>gf fels weird but don't say a word and keep on moaning.
>fuck her brains out.
>later ask her. Everything is ok but unexpected.
>I felt weird during the next 2 weeks... like dirty.
>Never do it again
>this was 2 months ago

i asssume ur a fag? definitely not something a normal guy would ever think to do

>normal guy
Where do you think we are right now?

>not wanting a big tittied shemale to nut inside you and give you all her AIDS

Not really, I have a gf.
I blame trap threads, only reason I even considered it. It's just better appearance and feel wise imo.

i taste the ass of my gf and very clean actually. If you dont go deep its ok