You wake up as a girl

>you wake up as a girl

What do?

Touch myself

stuff something in my twat

>tfw no bf

achieve everything i ever wanted

cry and complain

what can you objectively do better as a woman?

I'm not hating, but they're empirically disadvantaged - starting from a physiological standpoint.

>being gay

Not having a hard time losing your virginity.

they can do whatever they want just because they are women and they can get whatever they want becasue they have the power of vagina

fuck myself

Leech off the hard work of a man.

touch my vagina and masturbate all day if it's a pretty vagina, if not just do girl's stuff, probably walk in the street fearing for my life and being tired all the time.

unless they are fat and/or ugly

Become cute and use my cuteness to redpill the stupid numale hipsters in my area

This, while lamenting the loss of all my muscle and strength.

feel my titties

kys

>menstrual
>less muscle mass on average
>can get pregnant when raped
>abortion is still a taboo
>loses desirablility when old
Nah I'll stick to being men. Less burdens.

can't tell if fridge or just awkward perspective

>redpill
>when you can just take the money of betafags in exchange for your company (not even having to sex lmfao)

but that;s actually the truth. they have it easier because when they want something they can always get it through sex

Yes, but you will lose your independance you have as a man.

I'd probably be a twitch whore or something, seems like easy money

Unironically turn myself into a hermaphrodite so i can fuck myself

B-but I want a strong traditional aryan husband.

just be a little more assertive you beta cuck

emancipate yourself from the pussyarchy dude.

fuck a hooker as needed. compensate for the financial offset with a high performing job.

100/h for a hooker maybe once a week should be fine. you shouldn't descend into hedonism anyways.

Get some BBC.

First of all, i need to know where i am, and what happened to my original body. Then i must convince my family that i is who i am. Then, i think, i will continue my normal life, if i will see that i dont turning back, only then, i might start considering to live as a girl. Im straight tho so fucking guys would be difficult

Kill myself because I am now a useless sack of fat.

female orgasm

how exactly do you lose your independance as a woman? from what i see they not only have more rights but also get to be more independant these days

Nothing's changed time to shitpost

this

Cosplay camwhore, itd be easy as shit to manipulate dumb weeb fucks into giving me money. Dont understand why more girls dont do this.

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I replied you because you're a female poster, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

Someone cut my penis!

*Panick*

Die

i have bigger boobs and i'm man

what about nips? are those bigger too?

I'm a male, but turning into a female wouldn't change my day at all.

This

>walk
>fear for my life
>tired all the time
Looks like life is very hard for woman in mexico :-DD

>be the qt'iest
>make a few bob dylan's and leonard cohen's covers on youtube
>know by heart poems of russian silver age
>study philosophical matters by my own
>ride a bicycle wearing qt jeans shorts with telnyashka every summer morning
>cocktease boys and mans but remain pure
>end myself at 30's due existential crisis and rapidly growing schizophrenia

thats a pretty sad story ;_;

Everything is very hard in Mexico if you know what I mean.

Obviously touch myself in dirty places

>just be a little more assertive you beta cuck
Kill yourself normie shit.

Stick something in my snatch.

Start going to the gym.

Get 1 billion instagram followers for lifting what I currently do but being a cute girl so OMG

>touch myself and discover my new body
>Go back to sleep
>Call my parents
>Wait some weeks to see if something happens
>Go to the hospital

ride the biggest dildo I can find till I erupt

Touch myself and learn as much as i can before returning to my real body.

become a slut in a the richest city

1. Become a bimbo and go on a slutting spree
2. When I turn 30, marry some shy, quiet beta man for a stable life, cuck him while he's at work

be excited by the fact that magic is real and I'm some kind of wizard.

Druid magics?

Masturbate.

This

buy a dildo

Play with tiddies and masturbate
>ywn wake up as girl

This

Kill myself.

>gays want to be women
execute yourself

I mean that you will be physically inferior, and that I would not sacrifice for any legal right or privilege.

Become an escort and earn 104 (average escort salery here)euros a hour. Work my way up so my price goes higher

Meaning I only have to work 2 hours a day in a 5 day work week.

Or depending on how cute the customer is do longer to get days off.

This is one because 22% of female students in the area of Utrecht and Amsterdam are looking for a job as an escort. At a survey held at my uni it was 25% with 4% already working in the field.

Thus we can deduct that it's oke to be an escort.

Also I would post here and get lots of (yous).

Would also use my newly acquired powers to get free shit from nerds from steam and videogaymes

put dildo up ass and pussy

do I get to keep my gains?

shitpost on Sup Forums about it

get a shit load of plastic surgery and start cam whoring.

>physically inferior

And mentally inferior, though perhaps not as dramatically so.

Become a whore like the rest of women.

this
I might not like dicks around me but I like money

masturbate

lota gay bois in here lol, just take your hormones already sissy bois so I can get around to fucking you

Yes, this too

Haha look at this guy giving a logical answer, what a nerd.

>physically inferior
And what does it matter in 2017?

For you being big will help fend off dogs, for me it will help me whenever I happen to need it. It is always beneficial to be stronger than you are now.

Besides all masturbating/ dildo riding

Become Twitch streamer so I could get money for showing boobs while playing some videogames

Also do cute/sexy cosplays

Biggest fag in the thread is you

ITT